Ok this show is bringing in heartaches and high BP to a lot of people. So here just for a lighthearted spoof of upcoming conversation between Prerna and Anurag's doctor.
Caution: I don't intend to hurt any Anurag, Bajaj or Prerna Fan! Its only for fun. So if I am hurting any sentiments, kindly excuse.
@Aurtika Thanks for the idea feed š
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Prerna: Main inki nahi inki biwi hoon (Pointing towards Bajaj)
Doctor: (stumped) sorry mujhe laga aap inki biwi hai.
Prerna: (Shrugs her shoulders) that was the original plan
Doctor: (Awkward smile) Actually aapne inki wife ki jagah sign kiya tha
Anurag shocked.
Bajaj: (Shifts his weight from one leg to another) Galti se hoga
Prerna: (Shakes her head) Nahi Galti se nahi tha
Doctor: (Scratching his head) Toh Phir?
Prerna: (Sigh) Soulmate ka option nahi tha
Doctor: (gulps) Yeh aapke soulmate hain? (Pointing at Anurag)
Prerna: (Shrugs her shoulder again) Ji haan. Yehi mere soulmate hain!
Doctor: (Pointing at Bajaj) Toh yeh?
Prerna: (Caressing Kukiās hair) Room mate
Doctor: Huh!
Prerna: Haan deal wali marriage main we are room mates
Doctor and Anurag: (Confused in chorus) Deal wali marriage?
Doctor: (Shifts gaze from Anurag to Bajaj and changes topic looking at Kuki) Aapki bachi bohut pyari hai
Prerna: (Smiles) Meri nahi hai. Inki hai (Points at Bajaj)
Doctor: (Confused) Oh
Prerna: (Caresses her tummy as she continues) mera baby on the way hai.
Anurag: (Shocked) Yeh kab hua?
Prerna: (Glares at Anurag) Jungle Kaand!
Doctor: (Hyperventilates) Kaafi progressive family hai
Anurag: (Glares at doctor) Humari shaadi hui thi tab
Doctor: (traumatized) Inse bhi aapki shaadi hui thi? (Looking at Prerna)
Prerna: (Dreamily) Haan inse Dhaage wali marriage hui thi
Doctor: (cries) deal wali shaadi⦠dhaaga wali shaadi⦠ek normal shaadi kyun nahi ki
Prerna: (In dismay) Ekta Maata ne mauka nahi diya. She likes creative things!
Doctor: (Holding his head) Main pagal ho jaunga
Prerna: (Smirks) Audience bhi yehi bol rahi hai
Doctor: (Wiping his tear) Toh aap kuch karti kyun nahi?
Prerna: (Proudly) Main Soulmate lover hoon and Loyal Wife hoon. CVs ne bola hai ping pong karne. Wohi karungi!
Doctor: (screams) Yeh kya sir dard hai
Prerna: (Stone expressions) Yeh Kasauti Zindagi Ki hai
Doctor: (Angry) Zindagi bachegi kahan?
Prerna: (starts crying in shock) Sabko apni padi hai mera socho.
Anurag: (Gets up from bed and holds her hand) Maine sochta hoon na
Prerna: (Shrugs his hand away) Tum mat socho. Tum pati nahi ho. Tum mera ateet the. Tum guzar gaye!
Anurag: (Shocked) Whatt!!!! Main zinda hoon!
Prerna: Whatever!
Bajaj: (Sitting beside her) Aap mujhse kahiye main sun raha hoon
Prerna: (throws him a nasty glance) Aap kuch mat sochiye. Aapse meri deal sirf loyalty ki thi. Sochne ki nahi. Log kehte hain aap mera aajaur kal hai. Lekin kya pata kal ho na ho!
Doctor faints!
Anurag: Main Comma main Jaata hoon!
Bajaj: Aur main Jail main!
Prerna: Main Ping Pong karti hoon!
Audience: Hum Joote Maarte hain!!!
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- Sonia