Punchlines/one-liners of Mr.Bajaj

Punchlines of Mr.Bajaj so far

1. Main jeet ka jashn nahi manaata, mujhe doosron ki haar ka tyohaar manane ka shauk hain😈

2. Kis ne kaha mere paas dil nahi hai, main bas dil ki sunta kam hoon❤️

3. Har insaan ka har sapna poora nahi hota, kyunki har insaan Bajaj nahi hota

4. Main ek baar bolta hoon. Ek baar mein sunne ki aadat dal lo

5. Khel ho iya business , targets mai khud set karta hu .na mumkin se ek kadam age

6. Jo log darr ke samne nahi jhukte, duniya unke samne jhukti hai.

7. Zaroorat se zyada sirf paise ache lagte hai. zaroorat se zyada pyar ishq aur mohabbat is quite dangerous

8. aaj kal ki duniya mein aise unconditional love bahut rarely dikhai deta hai. rare chezon ko apni collection mein rakhna meri bahut buri aadat hai.

9.wo Prerna hai. loyal hai. I'm sure wo aayegi.

10.wo agayi hai ab. apne aap sab shub hogi.

11.main hamare beech koi romantic relationship expect nahi karta hoon. ek business man hoon, main janta hoon pyar ka sauda nahi ho sakte. lekin loyalty, that something I can buy.

12.jaise mujhe pura yakeen hai ki aap mujhse jaroor shadi karenge. waise hi pura yakeen ahi ki shadi ke baad aap loyal rahenge, mere liye.

13. Main aapko kabhi bhi aise kisi intention ke saath touch nahin karunga jis se aap mujhe galat samjhen.

ps: ye toh shuruat hai, picture abhi baki hai mere dost

#HumaraSassyBajaj 🥳

Main ek baar bolta hoon. Ek baar mein sunne ki aadat dal lo.

I hope ye dialoguebaazi nahi hai dusron ki tarah. he should do behave like

'Jo main bolta hoon woh main karta hoon.. aur jo main nahi bolta hoon woh main definitely karta hoon' types😆

• Khel ho iya business , targets mai khud set karta hu .nam mumkin se ek kadam age

• Jo darke samne nei jhukte, dunia unke samne nei jhukte
  

Originally posted by: Wistfulness

Main ek baar bolta hoon. Ek baar mein sunne ki aadat dal lo.

added👍🏼

Originally posted by: opsora2090

• Khel ho iya business , targets mai khud set karta hu .nam mumkin se ek kadam age

• Jo darke samne nei jhukte, dunia unke samne nei jhukte
  

done dona done😆

He has arrived

Loved one the lines .Ek se badkar ek hai boss

Mere b dialogue hai 😆... . Bajaj aa chuka hai aur usse abh koi nahi rok Sakta

Originally posted by: Jodha_Rani

He has arrived

Loved one the lines .Ek se badkar ek hai boss

Mere b dialogue hai 😆... . Bajaj aa chuka hai aur usse abh koi nahi rok Sakta

ye apke dialogue hai ya Mr.Bajaj ki?😆

Originally posted by: hasini009

ye apke dialogue hai ya Mr.Bajaj ki?😆

Ye mera hai aur sirf mere Bajaj ke liye ☺️🤣