~Our Pyari Mod Pachu our MOTW~ - Page 6

Originally posted by: ~Pachu*n*Abhi~

*ring ring*

"hello, Pachu??? This is Jazzz…"😃

Pachu: Ohhh hi jazz..kya yaarr…u HAD to call right now ke?? I was sleeping sooo peacefully yaarr…aur Abhi ke bhi sapne dekh rahi thi..hailaa…*blush*😍☺️ do not give me that...tu humesha mujhe neend se jaga deti hai...aab it my fault

Jaz: Offooo Pachu..abhi u were sleeping?? At 5 in the evening?? 😡

Pachu: Yuppp…aaj off hain naa kaam se..isi liye…aacha bolo..kya IMPORTANT kaam hain??😛

Jaz: Pachu..inside se khabar mili hain ke Guli n Jij' are going on a date tonight.. what...😲😲😲...vaise i think it is payu who is our 'insider' 😉

Pachu: WHAT??? Kab? Kahaan?? Kaise??😲

Jaz: Wat rubbish ?s Pachu…Kab meaning Aaj..Kahaan meaning we dunno and Kaise..uff..by car duh!!

Pachu: Watever yaar…watever…so wat's the plan??🤔

Jaz: Okiieee…since you're in LA right now..call all the saalis up…and tell them to meet at our "saali's juncture" at sharp 7pm!!😃 woo hoo...secret hide out......it must be CPK huh 😉

Pachu: Okieee…but you have mamta's number?? She doesn't give out her cell phone number..pata nahin kyon!!

Jaz: Mamta hmm…wat time is it?? 5 right…get on msn..she'll be on…arre yaar…shes on msn 24/7..😆 😛...mamta...its so true😆😆

Pachu: Okieee…c u then at 7!! Oh oh jazuuu..kuch lanaa hain kya?? Meaning danda vanda?😈

Jaz: Nahin pachu..its ok..we'll think of something other that danda this time…*click*..hangs up😕

Pachu: okiee…chalo lets call Jigs, navs, jassu maasi, and mamta, and tell them to be there by 7..or did she say 8??😕 7 i said 7!😡 Sighhh….pachuuu…yeh bhi yaad nahin rehta kyaaa..sighh…lets just tell them 730..so if it was 8, wont have to hear jaz's gussa oh hell no...i already see the plan failing...😡😡😡...pachu..tujeh main nahin chodungi 🤬

Soo..pachu as planned, tells everyone to be there by 730…and not to bring any harmful weapons..😆

Deserted place—7:25pm

Jaz: Ufff..yeh sab log kahaan hain?? And why are they not picking up my phone calls??? Aane doo…aisa sabak sikhati hoon..oh yeh loo..aagaye 5 maharaniyaan..oyeee…why u guys late??😡

Mamta: Late?? Lekin Jaz..u said 730 naa..dekho its 725 and we're here 5 mins early!😃 buddy...its not your fault...its PIC...apparently she doesnt have good listening skills 😕

Jaz: 730?? Who told you that?😡

All 4 of them together: Pachu ofcourse!! She's the one who called!!😳

Pachu who was parking the car..comes singing…"tere bina be suadi be suadi ratiyaan oh sajnaa hoo.." ☺️is cut of by Jaz😡 ther...aaj main tujhe dekhlungi😡😡

Jaz: Pachuuuuuuuuuuu….you r sooo gone today!!!! 😡

Pachu: Jazzz chill yaar…tell atleast wat happen

Jaz: Pachuuuuuuuuuu…wat time did I tell you?? 730??😡😡

Pachu: *thinking she said 8* Ohh..i knew you said 8..lekin to be on safer side..i told them 730!!

Jaz: *coming closer* I said 8?? Pachu..i said 8???😡

Pachu: Aur nahin to kya maine? Jazuuu..yaar..u the one who called me..remember??dont try to pawn it off on me...😡😡...besharam...get you mind of abhi for one min and then see the world...😡😡😡

Jaz: Pachuu…agghhhhhh…ill c u later…lekin ab kya karein?? We already late by 30 mins aur plan bhi soochna hain😕

Jas: Haann…lekin where are they going?😳

Pachu: From how much I know Guli-ooo..and since she's with Jij'..its either the beach or…ummm…beach😳...u forgot CVS parking lot 😆

Jaz: Oh yeahh…*strikes late*…chalo to..wat r we waiting for??

Jigu: Definitely not Xmas..😆 haila jigu...my VP...kaise ho...bohot dino se baath shaath nahin hote 😃

Navs: Haha…very funny Jigu..😆 navu bhi...woo hoo...sali's ki party...🥳...after we get guli and jij of course 😉

Jas: *hits both on back of their head* what funny?? That's so lame

Navs n Jigu: What??? Heyyyyy!!!

All of them head towards the beach..where they "Think" Guli n Jij are..😆

The Beach—8:13pm

Jigu: Oyee..yahaan to koi nahin hain..ek makhi bhi nahin😆😆

Jas: Yuppp…where can they be??😕

Mamta: Looking through her binoculers..wait..is it them?? Oyeeee…its them!! Sitting under a tree..wat is in Jij's hand??? Looks like a someone's head😕😆😆 what! 😲

Navs: Uffff…Pikuuu..its not Head…from looks of it..looks like someone's head..which is…very hairy!!🤣

Pachu: taking the binoculers…dekhne de…sighhh…its not someones' head ya'll..its a god damn coconut!! They're drinking coconut water!!😆 oh man...🤣🤣🤣...nariyal pani🤣🤣🤣...on the beach...is this like some tropical beach...🤣🤣🤣

Jaz: Coconut water?? That meansss…date is yet about to start…yipeeeeeeeeeee…we not late guysss..ek kaam karte hain…lets scare the hell out of them…ummm…lekin kaise?😕🤔

Jigs: How about we rent a boat and just speed up till the shore and scare the hell??😃😃

*Guyss..the tree is near the shore…*

Jas: Hmmm..idea is nice..let me go rent it😉

Jas goes and comes back in 10 mins.

Jas: Okayyy guys..here we goo…lets all hop in…and who wants to drive?😕

They all look at each other for a while…

Mamta: How about we hire someone to drive for us??

Other 5 at same time: Yuppp..i was about to say it..😆

They all hop on to the boat..and speed towards Guli n Jij

Jaz: Holy smackss..this is funn…wieeeeeeee…I should come here often..😎 seriously...i have to find that beach...😳😳...u know for future dates with champu's 😉

Navs: With who, may we know??😡

Jaz: Oyee navs..im no gulioo..i have no BF…I was just saying..WE should come here often😉😆 nice save 👍🏼

Jigu: Better say "WE"..nahin too..

Jaz: Nahin to kya jigs?? Huh??😡

Jigu: Ahhhh and you hear a BIG Splash!!😲

Everybody: Rofll…jigs u okay?? Hope you are not THAT wet😆😆

Jigu: Uffff…ill see you guyss laterrrrr…will have to take my badla for getting me wet!!😡

Driver: Okiee ladies..ready?? Lets speeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddddd😎

Everybody screaming..and having fun…coming towards the shoree and right in front of Guli n jij'😃

Jaz: Gulioooooooooooooo..u think u could fool us?? Oh hell noooooooooo…😡

Navs: Yuppp…and you think we would not find out?? Kee??

Pachu: Guliooo..why u hiding now?? Come out..out out!!😈

Jigs, Mamta, Jas, Navs, Pachu, and Jaz at same time: Yuppp..out out out out…😈

After a while..you see a small figure appearing out of the dark..and it is indeed Guliooo😆

Guli: Ufff…you log?? Yahaan?? *looks at the time* aur who bhi is time??

Jas: Tujhee kya laga..u go out on date with jij' and we wouldn't know??😡

Guli: Jij?? U mean Garubhai?? Ohhh..he's not here😳 ...😲...guli...are u cheating on jij

Mamta: You think we gnna take that as an answer?😡

Guli: I know you wont..so if u wnna search the place..u r free to😛

Pachu: ofcourse we are…hamara haq hain..we not illegal u c..we r US Citizen..!! Passport pe stamp hainn!!!

Guli: Watever pachu…go search!😕

They all search for good 15-20 mins..tired they return back

Navs: Bata bhi do gulio..asie tang nahin karte..bache logo ko😆

Guli: Im telling ya'll..he's not here!!😛

Jigu: Phir who was with u vaniben?? We did see someone sitting with you😕

Guli: Oh hiim?? That's my jij..my cousin's hubby..we're here on a picnic😆 tauba tauba...picnic with your jij 🤢🤢🤢

Jas: at this hour??😳

Guli: Yupp..koi problem??😡

Jaz: No no..we just wnna meet him now..kahaan hain hamare jiju?? I mean..aapke jiju?😆

Guli: Wait here ya'll..ill go bring them

After a while she comes back with her cousin n jij

Guli: Here you go..his name is..Ganesh

Navs: Ganpati bapa??😆

Pachu: Ufff navss…not ganpati bapa..ganesh jiju

Navs: Ohh..okiee

Few mins later its only saalis n gulio

Guli: You'll happy now?? Garu is NOT here.!!!😃

Jaz: How is that possible?? I heard you talking to him the other day saying about your date😕

Guli: And when was that day jaz?

Jaz: Ohh umm…Tuesday

Guli: and what is today??

Mamta: Friday!! See..i know my days!!😆

Jaz glares at mamtaaa

Mamta: Or maybe not!!

Guli: Yess…we did went on a date..it was Wednesday..since its his day off..and not Friday!!😔 guli needs english lessons...'we did went' its 'we did GO'

All saalis together: Ohhh..pichka hogaya…sighhh😲

Guli: Now if you'll excuse me..ill like to go back to my little family party we have going on😡

Jas: Oh ofcourse!! No problem..it'll be OUR Pleasure😆

Guli leaves

Jaz: Chaloo..we failed this time..but 1^st time…agli baar..khabar paki hogi😈

Navs: Please make it pakki and please remember your days..

Jaz: Was that sarcastic navs?😡

Navs: Ofcourse yes!! Don't wnna waste my gud evening when our plan backfires us!

Jigs: Sahi to hain…aur Jaz..u watch out from me..u got me all wet…im still yet not dried up!!😈😆

Pachu: Okkk ookkk guys…lets not get started ourselves…we'll come up with a better plan next time..after all..dont waste it here..as we all BARELY got brains...*sahi bola pachu ne*😆

Mamta: Yaahhhh right pachu…lets just go home guys..me getting tired now🥱

Others: Yeahh true..lets just go home…no need to worry right now..gulio is safe😳

They all head back home, thinking, next time..plan will be better!!😈😆

okeyyy guys..i tried..i mean sachi..i TRIED!! Took me an hour to write this......just hoping ya'll like it😳

Originally posted by: ~Pachu*n*Abhi~

FF:

<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>"daddy daddy..utho…its already 6am!!"
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>Jai: Kya hain Krishna??? Why you want to wake up your sweet daddy soo soon?I miss this child.
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>Ganga: Soon daddy?? Mommy kehti hain..early to bed..early to rise..makes a person..healthy, wealthy, and wise!!Really Then I m not.
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>Jai: I am already Healthy..im much more wealthy then I need to be..and im already wise..so let me sleepGood, his health, so that means, Mitali is 2.
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>K: Nahin daddy..even momma said..go wake up daddy since its 6 o'clock and you have to drop us at skool
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>Jai: Today is already Monday??<SPAN> </SPAN>Tell your mommy dear daddy will be up in 5 mins..till then you guys go take downstairs n help mommy with breakfast.
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>Krishna and Ganga leave to help bani with breakfast while jai gets up lazily n goes to the bathroom for shower.
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>After a while, he comes out mumbeling something..
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>Jai: Yeh bani bhi naa…ekto raat mein sone nahin deti phir subha jaldi uthati hain
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>B: Hmm..maine sunaa Jai..aur btw…who was not letting who sleep?O, she got him. I know y she said that. Hehehe.
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>J: Oh my love bani..you here already? Kehna tha naa..and about sleeping n waking up..i was just joking
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>B: leave these talks jai and lets go downstairs…krishna, ganga , n atarva are waiting for us for breakfast.
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>J: yeh 3 no..never lets us sit in peace or where its just us 2…*n hugs bani from behind*Haila, wat kind of father is he?
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>B: Jai..yeh teeno are here cuz of you..uff!Hehehe, she got him again.
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>J: Its ok bani..lets go..btw bani..i love uAwwwwwwwww, that's really cute.
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>B: I luv u 2..Awwwwwwwwwwww.
<P><FONT face=Calibri color=#0000ff>And they go downstairs to eat breakfast..THE END!
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<P><SPAN><FONT face=Calibri>My life 10 years from now:<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN><FONT face=Calibri>When I imagine my life 10 years from now..i see myself getting up early in the morning..doing breakfast for my family..ofcourse.i got married inbetween..and helping my kid get up for skool n get him/her ready then get my hubby wake up from sleep..<o:p></o:p></SPAN> Awwwwwwwww, u want a kid.
<P><SPAN><FONT face=Calibri>..im really hoping from 10 yearss…Im graduated with Masters in Business and have a great job which earns me more then I need…im really hoping im either in india or somewhere out of United States, living…I hate to live in United States..!!<o:p></o:p></SPAN> Y, wat happened with u n USA?
<P><SPAN><FONT face=Calibri>Hopefully, im still as smart as I am right now…*in dreams* hehe…and also have alteast 1 kid..yaar 30 saal ki buddhi ho chuki hoongi..and the man of my dreams whom I got married..needs to have LOADS of features like Abhishek..his smile..the height..the generosity and most important..caring<o:p></o:p></SPAN> Poor guy.
<P><SPAN><FONT face=Calibri>10 years from now..i should be well settled with my own family…and my mom's health would be much better then now! And my parents should be retired by then and be living in peace and harmony in india..which I don't doubt because once im married both are gnna go back to india! <o:p></o:p></SPAN> I hope shes better 2. These parents n India. My mommy & daddy said the same.
<P><SPAN><FONT face=Calibri>10 years from now..i should be seeing myself with the same contacts and same pair of glasses and on IF at night talking to my friends on msn..and as well as on IF..and I see myself getting up every morning hoping KS would be still running..hehe..too much to ask for ke??<o:p></o:p></SPAN> No, KS end please.
<P><SPAN><FONT face=Calibri>10 years from now..i would be still drooling over Abhi and still listen to more of desi songs then english n watch more of desi movies then english! And still see my soaps and hopefully 10 years from now..i see myself not watching Kyunki..hehe..hopefully by that time..it should be off-air already!<o:p></o:p></SPAN> Yea, that cant change.
<P><SPAN><FONT face=Calibri>That is 1 page..it was tough mitu..sighhhh…srry for making the FF so short...i hate writing FFs..everytime i try to think of a situation for it..my mind goes blank--___________</SPAN>
<P><SPAN><FONT face=Calibri color=#ff00ff>sachi..try kiya mitu...😳</SPAN>

Originally posted by: ~Pachu*n*Abhi~

Okkk ben...did number 1..which took me like a good hour n 20 minsss...but im doneee😳...here it is:

Gulioooo…aka…vanita…akaa…jaani…wat can I say about her??? Always ready to hep anyone out…be it her friend or her dushman..ofcourse, if its dushman, it takes forever for her to help her…which sometimes we jaani have to force her to do..hehe..met her 1^st time on IF in Tumhari Disha section…wat a blast we used to have!! Always bashed the character Disha and the person playing it—Chavi…and how I used to blast people trying to say DK is their's while u were all gaga over him!! And when me, you, mamta, jas, and nibu met..lmaooo..we used to rock the forum!! There was no stopping us..we did soo much spamming..i remember!! We were behind Vijay bro to put you as a viewbie so we can organize the section a bit, since there was no Dev Team for the section…and how we got the answer 3 months after you were promoted!! Hehe…such a good old days..!! Gulioo is also a very good talker…since we both gujjus..our dialect is a little different…and I always get confused with her and she confused with mine..and we always talked on Tuesdays for continues 2-3 hours…cuz of your dance class!! And texting jaani?? Yaad hain..i had to bump my plan up from 200 to like 1500, andd that wasn't enough!! So came to ATT from Sprint so I can talk to u for free…such is guliooo…sweet and caring..and always on phone..hehe..she always helps me out whenever I need..only thing she cant or don't know..maybe hates to do is siggies..and I told her many times…to start doing siggies..she's very creative…you can tell by all the Fan-Fics she writes!! She finishes one and baammm!!! You see a new one started by her!!! That's what I like about my vaniben..aka jaani…never dissapoints anyone with anything she does…and mind me, she doesn't!! She's a such a great hard-worker…always doing errunds for daddy n mommy at motel and while doing errunds…always on phone..hehe..either with me or jazuu..hehe…she's also very caring…I got to know when we met in Calif. Love her to death! She loves to eat I think…but she barely eats…while me always munching on something…*cry*…shes also hillarious…I remember when she dropped me n my sis at airport..we were hugging each other for ike only 2 mins..and a old guy was looking at us funny and all gulioo n me did was burst into laughter..also very energetic at times...whenever I text her asking what you doing..she's always saying…FF..hehe..ben when do you do your HW? Hehe…she's a bolly/TV Lover!!!!!! Ram Kapoor is her favorite in Television where Shahrukh Khan is her favorite in Big Screen---aka…bollywood!!! Favorite Actress is Rani Mukherjee…I hope you don't go saying…"water water"…since you watched black..hehe..i know bad joke…she's very outgoing!! She can start talking with ANYBODY!! I mean ANYBODY!!! She's a chatterbox, if she's in the mood!! Loves her teady bear a lot!! Whom she thinks is my jiju..i mean how?? Hehe..loves Rain..she thinks rain makes the atmosphere romantic…I mean ofcourse it does..picture mein dekha tha..but driving in rain?? No no for me!! She hates sun, but once the sun is out..she always has that sexy glasses on on her..*wink*..Nach Baliye is her favorite song…no no..not cuz of Abhi..woh to mera reason hoga..hehe..but cuz of the beat..the music..and oh boy!! She can dance..i mean She CAN!! I have seen her dance!!! Photo mein dekha thaa…sighhh…she loves her friends to death…you can ask her any question..and you bet she'll give you a honest answer..even if you don't like it!!! She's a very honest person…always speaks from heart..and not brain…twins hain naa hum dono..so if I have no brain..how is she gnna? Lol….she loves her little sis payu..but is a very strict big sis! Very protective alsoo..!! Sheloves technology..i can tell as she just got a new phone yesterday…ATT Tilt or 8925..which only people operating business mostly use..i know yaaroo..i work for ATT!! Hehe…she has a BF, which I said before, she calls him teddy bear or cuddles…and thinks we are "kabaab mein haddi" if we ask her where she going on her date..i mean..she thinks jaz will show up there..i mean I agree she lives right nxt to gulioo..but why would we bother?? We are very nice saali's of our very nice jiju naa?? *puppy face* Shes sad these days..mainly cuz of personal problems, but also..since someone very close to her is going away for 2 months in summer …out of country…wont tell ya'll the name..everyone will know once its time..hehe..Vani ben can also get serious..only when she's talking about garubhai…our jiju..*wink*..though she says she loves KS..she also loves BMTD and Saagar-Vidya…oh I know her..she always asks for updates …though I don't mind..nything for vaniben…since she got the new phone..i doubt she'll ask as she can get on IF whenever and wherever…*humph*..she claims she only watches KS..but she also watches BMTD, Kayamath..oh oh..MICHI is also one of her favorite jodi…aarrree…Milind-Prachi..she also watches Ghar Ki Lakshmi..Betiyaan..along with few others…she's such a great person at heart..loving, caring, sweet, also very careful about her grades..she hates getting 98% on test..i mean..i don't mind getting 85..atleast its PASSING Grade!! But for her..100% is a MUST!! She also loves listening to songs…she has over 10,000 songs…!! To which I got over 70% of them in my Ipod when I went to her house..last summer..hehe…her favorite food is Mexican…loves eating mexican…her favorite restaurants are CPK and Cheesecake Factory..where her favorite dessert is Delce de Luche cheesecake..i think that's how u spell it..!! She loves comedy, romantic, and all sort of Desi movies…though she does like to watch american…she is learning bharatnatyam every Tuesday and they have a show once a year..in June..where they perform in front of thousand of people..!! She is a brave girl!! I would faint or have a heart attack atleast one time looking at the crowd!! Lmaooo!!

All I have to say is jaani…love you loadsssssssssssssssss…more then I love Abhi…okaayyy a little less…just .0000001% less…*wink*….i do love you loads ben..you know that…and 2^nd thing..1000 words?? God damn..! Kis janam ka badla le rahi ho??

Phewww...that's EXACT 1000 words!! Dont ask how i did it...!! It just happened😆

Number 2 will be done 2morrow in class..pakkaaaa...abhi im off to bed..2morrow will do everyone's till page 3..!!...bahut naa insaafi hain...all asking me to write atleast 500 words..sigh..its too hard ya'll...even harder then doing Homework or even studying!!!

Originally posted by: jnawaz

nice job pachu...i see we need to get payal straight so she gives us correct info 😃
JAZno you dont!! leave payu out of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!