Peabrain Pia tune kya kiya?..😆😆
Hello friends, Raj here..here are some more jokes on peabrain Pia..These jokes are birthday gift to Xmanisha..today is her birthday..i wish her peace, happiness and love..👏👏👏
1)..Jai:- I want to give myself to you.
Pia:- Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts.
Jai:- Oh, just cheap perfume then.😆😆
2)..Jai:- You look like dream.
Pia:- Go back to sleep.
Jai:-You mean this isn't a nightmare?..😆
3)..Jai:- Your body is like a temple.
Pia:-Sorry, there is no services today.
Jai:- Here's a donation to restore the exterior.😆👏😆
4)..Jai:- Haven't i seen you some place?
Pia:- Yeah, that's why i dont go there anymore.
Jai:- Well, i guess you really dont belong in the men's room anyway.😆😆
5)..Jai:-''Want to dance?''
Pia:-''No, Thank you.''
Jai:-''Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you.''😆
6)..Jai:-You're pretty.
Pia:- Piss Off.
Jai:-Don't interrupt, You're Pretty......UGLY.😆
7)..One bright, beautiful Sunday morning in Turkey JW wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the people sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man JW, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit.
Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"
Jai Walia says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"
Jai Walia says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"
Jai:-"Well, I've been married to your sister for 20 years."
8)..Jigyasa, Karuna, and Pia were on their way to Heaven.
God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 25th step he would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter heaven.
Jigyasa went first and started laughing on the 150th step, so she could not enter heaven.
Then karuna went next and started laughing on the 350th step, so she could not enter heaven either.
Then, it was Pia's turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke."
"I know," Pia replied. "I just got the first joke."
I hope you must have enjoyed them...waiting for ur views n comments...
Xmanisha...this is for you...on oyur birthday..and posting some more in a while..
Wish you many happy returns of the day.
Set_raj.
