0. Put blue dye in Pia's shampoo
1. Put poison ivy in Pia's undies
2. Make her sit on the fart machine
3. Make her drink something that will make her have serious diaarrhhhhhhhhhhhhhheaaaaaaaaaa!
4. Shave one side of her head off
5. Put trailing toilet paper behind Pia's dress
6. Distribute Pia's phone number to the local pimps
7. Drop a pumpkin on Pia's head from a forty fourth's floor
8. Throw a mud pie (Not the chocolate kind) on Pia's face
9. Put steak in Pia's purse and all the stray dogs come after her
10.Feed her cat's whittles to Pia as boondi
11. Place a dead rat in her night slippers
12. Put some skunk juice in her perfume bottle
13. Give her too much Botox to plump her lips so that her lips look like they are Orangutan butt cheeks
I could go on and on but I will stop! & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp;