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Hi All: Some one asked me to post this to all..
It's just a joke, don't be too offended....
- SR
Pushkar and Pia were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate their marriage, when the Pia says to Pushkar, "I
have a confession to make, This is not my first time."
Pushkar replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
Pia continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
Pushkar and Pia then make passionate love.
When they are done, Pushkar gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks Pia.
Pushkar says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and
get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
Pushkar puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are
you doing?" she asks.
He says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service
<>to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
Pushkar slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the
phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
-- END--
It's just a joke, don't be too offended....
- SR
Pushkar and Pia were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate their marriage, when the Pia says to Pushkar, "I
have a confession to make, This is not my first time."
Pushkar replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
Pia continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
Pushkar and Pia then make passionate love.
When they are done, Pushkar gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks Pia.
Pushkar says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and
get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
Pushkar puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are
you doing?" she asks.
He says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service
<>to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
Pushkar slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the
phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
-- END--
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