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Posted: 18 years ago
#11

Originally posted by: amisra

Apke khilaaf kon ho saktha hai Himali...what you said was completely right. Jai Walia (apka Jai nahi😉) apne hosh kho betha tha. Toh he doesn't know what happened and what did not. Dekhte hai pakda pakdi ke khel mein kon jeetha hai...hamara Jai ya woh Pia paro!😡

Aur apne bilkul sahi kaha...kuch na bhi ho, toh bhi chhipkali nachti hai. Having Jai sleeping beside her woh keise nachegi nahi? Izat ka sawal toh utha hai na...nahi toh society kya sochegi😆

But yea Becky, agar Bani neh dekh liya Jai-Pia ko jadoo ki jhapi mein toh woh to jal gayi re. Agar she finds out what happened on KS night, Pia ka haadi pasli ek toh kar hi degi....saat saat mein kahin apne honey-bun ka bhi nahi karde. Koi bajaye meri sweetu ko!

i think bani ne kuch tho dekha hai....because shes dropping hints patha nahi kya karegi..i just want to push Pia off a cliff sab ke peecha pari hai..i think shes a perfect match for matwaar, she doesnt have much of a brain natwar kaa ke uska deemak ka jayega

amisra thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
#12

Originally posted by: **Tinkerbell**

yaar himali there is no umeed for Jai voh tho sharaab ka majnoo hi rahega..i always knew him and his alcohol will always be lovers till the end, and this alcohol will one day get him into trouble..

now what?pasgaya na?ab dekhna if he did or if he didnt Pia ne tho shorrr machana sare pase...chipkali

Jai aur sharab ki toh paki dosti nikli re...ab kya hoga? Kahin pyar na hojaye, kahin pyar na hojaye😆

Lekin dar lagtha hai ki kahin Jai isi haal mein jaake sab kuch Bani ko na bata de😕

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Posted: 18 years ago
#13

Originally posted by: sareeta

Ahemmm Ahemm.. Order!! Order!!!

Tamaam saboooton.. ( damn it.. ek video hi kaafi tha!! ), aur gawahon( koi gawah tha hi nahin... tabhi tho problem mere sar lagi hai.. judge par! Uff!)ko nzar mein rakhte hue ... yeh adaalat is natije par pahunchi hai ki...

Pia Shukla/ Dixit ... Inka pehle , name / identity crisis hai..
Aur iske bawaajoot... Pia shukla ne apne behnoi par dore daalne ke alava, uske nashe ki haaalat mein uski izzat lootne ki koshish ki...jo kaanonan ek jurm hai,... aur ek unforgivable deed( hindi translation do yaar koi please.... 😆 ) ...
Pia Shukla/Dixit ki is kalankaneeya.. baartaav ko nazar mein rakhte hue... ye adaaalat... Pia shukla ko..yeh sazaa sunaati hai...

No job at Walia Industries as a event manager.. effective immediately..

Work as Kaam waaaali bai in Walia Mansion ( morning & night)..

During the day, she shall work as a kaam waali bai yet again... in the Walia hotels...

Mandatory for her to cook, and since she dosent know how to cook, she shall be asked to join the cooking crew in Walia Hotels .. with immediate effect and also clean the dishes after cooking...

All her designer clother and accessories shall be seized by the court , until Pia shukla/dixit.. ( damn,she shall be deprived of her surname... as well.. for she has confused the court with her dual surname status..) finishes the punishment period of 14 yrs...

Chaudah saaal kaide baa mushaakkat!

And finally... Mrs Bani Walia will be granted additional priveleges to use all obsenities at Pia for her violation of sister act
And Mr Jai Walia will be granted the exclusive permission to call her anything as low as Dhandeewaali... for a want of a better word...

The court is adjourned for now...


Kya dhamake dar post tha di...mujko toh hila ke rakh diya!👏

Identity crisis😆...kya baat hai yaar. Meine toh ispe abhi dhyan bhi nahi diya. Jis isaab se dikh raha hai, agar Pia neh ase hi continue kiya toh iske identities ho jayenge ki gina mushkill ho jayega. Phehele, Pushkar ke saat. Phir apne jiju ke saat (cheee🤢), aur phir doosre hi din apne pati ke pas wapis laut gayi. He ram, yeh ladki thakti bhi nahi!😆

Lekin maana parega, kya dimag hai apka. Bartan majwaengi aap! Great punishment judge sahiba!👏 Bartan ragarte ragarte haanth bhi ghis jayega. Aur jab haanth ghise ga, toh yeh sub crisis plan out keise karegi? Kya baat hai madam...itni door ki sochli itne jaldi😆

Meri jaan ko bachana please...woh bekasoor hai. Usne kuch nahi kya. Uske bajaye mujhe dal doh andar, woh chalega. Lekin meri zindagi ko tu haanth bhi nahi lagaye gi...please?

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Posted: 18 years ago
#14
Order !! Order!!! The court of Sarita shall now resume proceedings in regards to the case of Jai - Pia alleged One night stand...

The court shall give the verdict for Jai Walia in English for the mere lack of more knowledge in hindi words on part of the judge. 😆

Mr Jai Walia, although has been permitted special grants in light of Pia Shukla's punishment...
however still remains the alleged victim/ partner in act...

As per the circumstancial evidence, rather jus one tape..of the hideous act.. proves beyond doubt that Jai walia entered Pia Shukla/dixit's room aware of the impending danger, and has in state of partial conciousness, willing stood there while she advnaced on him, instead of acting for self protection... 😡

On this basis, the court considers Jai Walia incapable to protecting himself against such advances from women.. especially ex girlfriends... in state of intoxication...
and considering his self proclamation of being a lost man and loser...

The court pronounces the following punishment:

Jai walia for the rest of his life shall seek advice of his Bani... for any act ... related to signing papers..
as well as related to the number of pegs of scotch he can consume.... 😆

Jai Walia will denied the permission to recreate the 6/19 scene with his wife...yet again.. for the next 3 months. 😆

He shall be denied access to his office and will be confined to his room to listen to sermons by his wife, who shall lead him on the path to saint hood.. with her recent... experience..

Mr Jai Walia will also have to join the course for anger management, and continue doing so, for the next 7 years. The number 7 seems significant and hence it has been chosen yet again for Mr Jai Walia. 😆

Jai walia will also have to join public speaking course , where he shall undertake a course to learn to answer questions posted by public and overcome his weakness of being tongue tied when asked personal questions.

Mrs Bani Walia has been given exclusive additional rights to join in providing additonal punishment to Jai Walia as she chooses best, for the acts of misconduct , performed by Jai Walia with her in the recent past... 😆

The Court is dismissed!

😆

Edited by sareeta - 18 years ago
amisra thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
#15

Originally posted by: sareeta

Order !! Order!!! The court of Sarita shall now resume proceedings in regards to the case of Jai - Pia alleged One night stand...

The court shall give the verdict for Jai Walia in English for the mere lack of more knowledge in hindi words on part of the judge.

Mr Jai Walia, although has been permitted special grants in light of Pia Shukla's punishment...
however still remains the alleged victim/ partner in act...

As per the circumstancial evidences rather jus one tape..of the hideous act.. proves beyond doubt that Jai walia entered Pia Shuklas room aware of the impending danger, and has in state of partial conciousness, willing stood there while she advnaced on him, instead of acting for self protection...

On this basis, the court considers Jai Walia incapable to protecting himself against such advances from women.. especially ex girlfriends... in state of intoxication...
and considering his self proclamation of being a lost man and loser...

The court pronounces the following punishment:

Jai walia for the rest of his life shall seek advice of his Bani... for any act ... related to signing papers..
as well as related to the number of pegs of scotch he can consume....

Jai Walia will denied the permission to recreate the 6/19 scene with his wife...yet again.. for the next 3 months.

He shall be denied access to his office and will be confined to his room to lsiten to sermons by his wife, who shall lead him on the path to saint hood.. with her recent... experience..

Mr Jai Walia will also have to join the course for anger management, and continue doing so, for the next 7 years. The number 7 seems significant and hence it has been chosen yet again for Mr Jai Walia.

Jai walia will also have to join public speaking course , where he shall undertake a course to learn to answer questions posted by public and overcome his weakness of being tongue tied when asked personal questions.

Mrs Bani Walia has been given exclusive additional rights to join in providing additonal punishment to Jai Walia as she chooses best, for the acts of misconduct , performed by Jai Walia with her in the recent past...

The Court is dismissed!

😆

Kya yaar...izat ka sawal hai. Thori si toh hindi jharni chahiye thi...akhir hum bhi toh dekha mera jaan zyada desi hai ya zyada pardesi😆

Aapki saza sarakho pe judge sahiba. Bani se har cheez ki permission leni paregi....even bathroom jaane ki?😆 Thora toh chut de do meri jaan ko.

Yaar lekin ek baat mujhko samaj mein nahi ayi...agar Jai office nahi ja saktha toh use ghar mein St. Bani ke samne rehena parega, right? Aur agar Bani samne rehegi toh temptation toh barega na? Then how can my cutie hold it within himself for 3 whole months?? Itni kari saza bhi mat do...please!

But I do agree....anger management ki toh classes bohot zaruri hai. Khabhi bhi kuch bhi ho saktha hai...prepared toh hona hi parega na?😉

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Posted: 18 years ago
#16

Originally posted by: amisra


Yaar lekin ek baat mujhko samaj mein nahi ayi...agar Jai office nahi ja saktha toh use ghar mein St. Bani ke samne rehena parega, right? Aur agar Bani samne rehegi toh temptation toh barega na? Then how can my cutie hold it within himself for 3 whole months?? Itni kari saza bhi mat do...please!



Tabhi tho diya darling..... ye punishment hai , halwa nahin hai, jo meeta aur accah hoga ....
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sareeta thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
#17
Aur haan anju, 3 mahine tak ye saaza bujhatne ke baad, agar koi uski taraf aankh uthakar bhi dekhe to woh ulte paav, baani ke paas waapas jayega... ki kahin use ye sazaaa hameshaaa ke liye sunaaai na di jaaaye!!!
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Posted: 18 years ago
#18
any punishment is too little for them.seriously jai and pia make me sick 😡
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Posted: 18 years ago
#19
hmmm... very difficult for me to punish my cuddles, but aap ka hukum sar aankhon par hun!! 😉

Jai ko main deti hoon umra bhar alcohol ki ban, aur ek mahine tak Bani ki kamre se ban - IF he slept with Pia, he can sleep on the floor in the hall for a month! 😡 every re-offence means an extra month on the hallway floor! 😉

Pia ko to jo bhi saza do kam hai 😡 the sentence we give her has to hurt SOOOO Pia ki saza umra bhar ke liye CHARITY WORK AND SECOND HAND KAPDE!!! 😆 😆 😆
Edited by Cordelia - 18 years ago
sareeta thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
#20
Cordy , awwwwwwww man, Second hand kapde, ..... 😆
Maine usse designer kapde kya cheen liye tune use second hand kapde de diye...
Ye sazaaa bhi khooob hai yaar
sacchi dil khush ho gaya... 😆 😆 😆
Edited by sareeta - 18 years ago

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