CHAPTER 64: **ok so u guys thank my boss...she was pissing me off...i needed to let some steam off...so here is the update that kept me from killling my boss...**
Before you knew it...the wedding and all of its ceremonies were here. The past week seemed to fly by. Bani had been so busy with all the preperations that she barely had anytime to do anythign but focus on the wedding. She only had Aviva to help hier since Jigyasa and Rano were too busy being goof balls most of the time. Anu on the other hand was at her home with her parents being bored off of her a*ss...she was used to the hustle and bustle of the Walia House. Bani had managed to get anus parents to agree to having all the pre-wedding ceremonies at the Walia House since it would be more convenient that way. Jai was bus along with Aditya and Sahil in the office. They wanted to wrap things up so they could relax and take days off for the wedding. Tasso was a God send at that time. He was a big help in the office. With these jam packed scheduels Jai and Bani barely got to spend any time with each other. They saw eachother at breakfast and then at night sometimes. The guys usually got home late from the office at night and Bani was already asleep because she was wiped.
Even in between all the crazyness Jai had managed to do one thing that was on the top of his "to do" list. Enough was enough....he need this situation to be over and done with or else he would go crazy...Jai made the phone call....
---flash back to earlier in the week---
"Hello Dr. Patels office" (I forgot the name of Banis doc so lets go with Dr. Patel..lol)
J- Hello doctor...main Jai Walia bol raha hoon, umm...Bani ki paati...
Dr- Oh yes...Bani Walia...ji kahiyeh Mr. Walia...how can I help you.
J- Doctor woh Bani....ummm...
Dr- Kya hua Bani ko...i hope ke saab tik hai. Koi problem?
J- (under his breath) Problem...bohot badi problem hai...jiska jald se jald solution chahiyeh.
Dr- Ji...kuch kahaa aapne Mr. Walia...im sorry lekin maine sunna nahin.
J- Ji...nahin...woh....ummm...actually mujhe Bani ke liyeh ek appointment chahiyeh...ummm...check up ke liyeh.
Dr- App...?
J- Woh kya hai naa ke ghaar mein do shaadiyan aur ussi mein Bani bohot busy hai...issiliyeh Bani ne mujhse kahaa ke aagar hosake toh main appointment leh loo uske liye.
Dr- Oh...of course...ek minute let me check my calender.....Ok kaab ka appointment chahiyeh?
J- Jald se jald....umm..mera matlab ummm...jitni jaldi ho sake.
Dr- Ok...phir....yes...ok the soones one I have is in 3 weeks...late afternoon...chalega.?
J- Ji...three weeks...(Jais heart drops)...usse pehele kuch nahin hai/
Dr- No sorry...kya hai naa ke meri ek collegue vacation paar gaya hai toh uske kuch patients ko main monitor kaar raha hoon.
J- Oh...ok...tik hai...we will take it.
Dr- Ok...then I will see Mrs. Walia in three weeks.
J- Ji... Thank you doctor.
---flash back ends---
It is the night before the haldi ceremony...(ok I don't know which goes first haldi or mehendi...me n guli discussed it but I forgot...and im lazy to call her now...sorry jaanu) Everyone is busy getting the final touches on before tomorrow. Bani had arranged for Anu and her parents to stay at the guest house until the weddings were over, that way they could get Anu to be with them. The girls were in Jigyasa's room, just talking and planning for the next days haldi...
Av- Ok guys so what are we going to wear?
R- I know didi..kaal ke liyeh dress code kya hai?
B- Ummmm....i don't know...kya hona chahiyeh?
A- Paat nahin...mujhe aur Jigs ko toh iss ke baare mein soochna nahinpadega...we can wear something simple...haldi humare hai...we don't need to get fancy...aagar haldi kapde mein lag gaaya toh.
Jig- Haan...hum baach gaye...
Av- No...u r not safe. Aagar haldi sifr kapde pe lagta toh tik tha, lekin haldi toh tum dono ke bodies ke upar lagega...muh paar, haat paar, paair paar...you will be all yellow...
R- Haan...you will look like Mrs. Pack Man....
(the girls all giggle and then Jigyasa throws a pillow at Rano)
R- What...maine jhoot toh nahin bola...(winks)
B- Ok yeh chodo...how about yellow and orange...kaal ke theme ke liyeh. Haldi toh yellow hi hai...we will match...
Av- Haan...humare outfits will match Jiggy's and Anu's face.
Once again they brust out with laughter. Bani and Aviva and Rano all begin to call the other females that are coming to the haldi so that they can wear yellow/orange too. What no one saw was Sahil standing in the shadows listening to the entire conversation...coming up with another plan...
-in Jais study-
(Sahil enters)
S- So bhaia...kaal ka kya program hai?
J- Kuch khaas nahin...just chill...shayad have a small party at the VIP lounge.
S- Oh come on bhaia...dont be so boring.
Adi- Ok Sahil...tu hi baata ke kahaan jaana hai aur kya kaarna hai.
S- Mujhse bhi party mein jaana hai...the haldi party.
(they guys exchange looks of 'oh no here we go again')
Adi- Sahil...phir se pitna hai kya.?
T- Phirse...matlab...
(Adi and Jai narrates the story of what happned at Banis mehendi/sangeet; and Tasso is rolling on the floor with laughter)
T- Oh...kash main bhi dekh paata...aap saab ke punishment...
J- Please...maat yaad dilaoo...nahin...iss baar hum nahin karenge...
S- Oh come bhaia...be a sport...
Adi- Nahin...bilkul nahin...
S- Lekin...mere paas full proof idea hai...
J-Yeah...pichle baar bhi tumne yehi kahaa tha.
S- Nahin...iss baar im sure...i heard from the girls themselves.
(they guys turn to Sahil...now interested)
T- Kya matlab...
(Sahil tells them how he heard the girls say that they r wearing yellow/orange to the ceremony)
S- You see...aagar hum bhi yellow ya orange pehen kaar jaaiyeh toh woh hume pehechan nahin payega.
Adi- Lekin...how...what....oh God...
T- Nahin...Sahil is right...hum aagar unke color theme follow kare toh we wont get caught...hum chup chap ghus jayenge aur phir chup chap nikal jayenge.
J- Ok...lekin...umm...im not sure...
Adi- Oh come on Jai...dont you want to see Bani dance...tumne toh Bani ko dance kaarte hue nahin dekha hai....
S- Haan...agli baar toh bhabi ne kuch nahin kiya...iss baar toh dil khool kaar nachenge bhabi...
T- Of course nachegi...uski do best friends ki shaadi hai.....
(Jai thinking how great it would be to see Bani happy and dancing...)
J- Ok...fine...lekin kapde ke liye kya kare?
S- Oh woh....................................(Sahil explains the plan)
Then next day the decoraters were in the hall getting all the decorations up under the watchful eye of Bani. Two of her best friends were getting married and everythign had to be perfect. She knew that Jigyasa and everyone had worked really hard on her wedding so now it was her chance to make sure that their wedding was perfect as well. One of the workers told her that there was someone at the door for her....
B- Ji...kahiyeh...
Person- Aap ke liyeh ek package hai.
B- Package...(confused)
P- Ji...
B- Ummm...kya hai iss mein?
P- im sorry...mujhe paath nahin...
B- Ok...thank you....
The delivery guy left with Bani holding the package. It wasn't a really big package but bigger than usual. She was going to take it up to her and Jai's room when she heard Rano calling her from Jigyasa's room. When she got there she found Jigyasa and Anu talking about the fact that they would have haldi all over themselves; Aviva was laying on the bed clearly tired from all the preperations. Rano was just putting some music on.
B- Kya baath hai Rano?
R- Didi woh.....didi...yeh kya hai?
B- Oh umm...paata nahin...
Av- Dehr kiis baath ki...kholo jaldi...
A- Wait...shayad Bani ke liyeh nahin hai.
R- Um....no...Didi ke liyeh nahin lekin jiju ke liyeh hai...addressed to Jai Walia...Didi can open it...
Jig- Bani...khol naa...lets see...
B- Ok.........
(Bani opens the package and the girls stare at the contents...confused...and get even more preplexed as they begin to pull out the items)
Jig- 1....2...3...4.........char sariyaan....lekin kyun?
A- Shayad jiju ne Bani ke liyeh kharida.
Av- Nahin...saad ek color ke...no...
R- Shayad yeh hum saab ke liyeh hai.
B- Nahin...woh nahin ho sakta...kyun ke hum toh paanch hai...aur yahaa ek kam hai...aagar Jigyasa aur Anu ko nahin include kiya toh bhi hum sirf theen hai...taab ek extra hoga.
Av- Lekin...jiju ne yellow kyun kharida...unhe kaise paata chale ke hum ne yeh hi color pasand kiya aaj ke rasam ke liyeh? Bani...tumne kuch kahaa?
B- Nahin...maine toh kuch nahin kahaa...
R- Wow...didi look at these blouses...kitna bada hai...omg...huge...yeh toh aap mein se kissi ki size nahin hai. (hold up the blouses as Anu takes one into her hands)
A- OMG...yeh toh kissi aadmi ka lagta hai...look at the shoulders.....
Jig- Ek minute.....oh God...not again......
Av- Kya hua...what do you mean "not again"?
Jig- Dekho...humare paas aab chaar sariyaan hai...right....
R- Haan............
Jig- Humre paase char ladke bhi hai.
A- Matlab....?
Jig- Socho...tumhe yaad hai ke unn theeno ne milkar kya kiya tha....Bani ke mehendi/sangeet mein....
B- Haan...lekin....
Jig- Aab difference sirf Tasso hai...
Av- What...main kuch samja nahin...
Jig- Aare...they guys are trying to get into our haldi!
WHAT!!!!!- all the girls....
A- Nahin...woh log itna kuch nahin karte...
Jig- Zaara socho guys...four guys...four saris...
R- Haan...aur saabse bada saboot hai yeh blouses...only the guys could fit into them.
Av- Lekin unhe color kaise paata chala...?
Jig- Un charoon mein se kissi ne sunliya hoga...vaise toh hum kaal raath ko hi baath kaar rahe the.
B- Haan...makes sense...lekin...
R- Jiju, Adi jij and Tasso jij toh aaisa khabi nahin karte....
A- (puts her hand on her head) Lekin Sahil ko aaise kaaren mein dheri nahin hota.
Av- OMG...itna bada plan banayaun ladko ne...haila...aab kya hoga...
Jig- Bohot masti aur maaza hoga....ek minute...Rano zaara cell phones laana..
(Rano gives Jigyasa all the cell phones and the Jigyasa gives each girl their cell phone)
Jig- Ok...now call...
Av- Call...lekin kisse call....
Jig- Aaj ke guests ko zaara phone kaarna hai.....slight change in plans...............................
B- Tony!!!!!!
Tony- Ji mam....
B- Tony...ek kaam kaarna...yeh package leh kaar unhe deh deh naa...
Tony- Ji...
B- Ek minute...unhe ya kissi ko yeh paata nahin chalna chahiyeh ke humne yeh package dekh liya.
Tony- Ji mam....
Tony brings the package to Jai and the guys.....
J- Sahil...are you sure about this?
S- Bhaia...tension kyun lehte hai aap...chill kuch nahin hoga...
Adi- Pichli baar bhi tumne aaise hi kahaa tha....
S- Woh....ummm...iss baar kuch nahin hoga...koi hume pechan nahin payega...out plan is error proof....
T- God I hope so....
J- Haan...varnaa...bohot maar padega.....ladkiyon ko paata chal gaya toh....?
S- Bhaia...relax...ladkiyon ko kuch paata nahin chalega......
Adi- Vaise...sari pehente kaise hai....(trying to fugure out which way is up for the sari)
S- I got that covered...i will give you sari tying lesson......
The guys began taking lessons from Sahil as to how to take tie a sari...oblivious to the plans going on down stairs.......or the fact that Rano was peeking through the crack in the door......
- Rano runs back to Jigyasas room and falls on the bed laughing...holding her stomach-
Av- Rano kya hua....
R- Avi di...oh God....let me catch my breath....oh ok...aap ko paata hai ke upar kya chal raha hai...
B- Kya hua...?
R- Woh...woh....(laughs).....
Jig- Come on Rano spill.....
R- Woh charoon....omg...Sahil jij ke saath "sari tying lesson" leh raha hai.
WHAT!!!!!!..all the girls shout...
Av- Are u serious...
R- H*ll ya....so funny...
Jig- Chal...hum bhi dekhte hai....
A- Haan chalo...vaise Sahil ne sari pehena kiis se sikha hai?
The girls go up stairs and their jaws drop at the sight in front of them. They guys are in Jai's study...their shoes off...pants rolled up like high water pants...their shirt sleeves rolled up and tied high so it looks like a make shift blouse. In the middle is Sahil telling them how to do the pleets and they guys cursing and getting frustrated....after watching them for a few minute the girls cant take anymore...the run to Banis room because it was closer and they fall on the bed laughing...the sight was too much to handle...
Jig- Oh God...that was classic...
Av- Can u believe them...the nerve...
B- Omg...kaise laag raha tha....
A- Tumne Sahil ko dekha...haila...mujhse bhi aacha pehenta hai...
Jig- Un logo ka khabar lenge hum....
R- Haye...koi mere jiju's ko meri behenoo se bachaiyeh..............................
...Ch 65......the haldi ceremony is under way...see what happens to the guys....
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