Part - 11
Sherlock Holmes Bani and Dr. Watson Jai go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Bani wakes her faithful friend.and husband Jai--
"Mr.Walia, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Jai replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Jai ponders a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Bani is silent for a moment and suddenly ----
Dhaddaammmm….poor jai is given thappad again😆…, then bani speaks. "Mr. Walia, you Dumbo, someone has stolen our tent."😆
Pia writes to Pushkar...
Dearest Pushky Darling,
I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another two hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.
Your Darling Wife,
Pia.
P.S. I felt so terrible, I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late."
A few days later she received a letter from Pushkar. It said,
"Your prayers were answered. Your letter never arrived!"😆😆
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https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=255672&T PN=3
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