Never Put the Speaker Phone On
Oh Zara Zara, touch me, touch me, touch me
Oh Zara Zara, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Oh Zara Zara, hold me, hold me, hold me
Oh Zara Zara, oooohhhhh, ooooohhhh
Jai laughed out loud as he watched his friend Aditya get slapped the second time for the night. It was Friday night, and they were at the club as usual. As a glaring Aditya came towards him, he couldn't help but laugh more.
Aditya â Yes, continue laughing at me. You're already hooked up with Miss Bani. Girls can be so hard-to-get these days.
Jai â For you! (bursting into laughter again)
Aditya â Come on, yaar, stop it.
Jai â Seriously, you tell the first girl her ass is huge and you got slapped. And you go back and do the same thing. Did you expect a different reaction? You don't tell girls that their asses are big.
Aditya â Seriously, I thought they liked-
Aditya was interrupted by the buzz of Jai's phone. As Jai took the phone out of his jeans pocket, they both looked at the name flashing on the screen, already knowing who it was â Playboy.
Playboy, well actually, Ranveer Bali, was Jai Walia and Aditya Singh's other best friend. Jai pressed the speakerphone button.
Jai and Aditya (greeting Ranveer as they always do) â What's up, Ran-Ran?
Ranveer (drawling) â I'm out with my girl.
Aditya â As always!
Jai â So, is it Anjali?
Female voice â No, it's Rhea.
Jai (not really thinking) â Oh right, Anjali was last month-
Rhea â Excuse me!
Jai (realizing that Ranveer is on speakerphone and sheepish at almost ratting his friend out) â Anjali was Laxman's girlfriend. He broke up with her last week. I have so many friends. I sometimes mix their girlfriends up. By the way, my name is Jai, and I am Ranveer's good friend.
Aditya â Yeah, and I'm Aditya, the other friend.
Jai â Do you want to meet Laxman? I want to make sure that you don't think Ranveer's a playboy. Let me call him. He's sitting away from us. The poor guy is distraught after his breakup. I don't think he even knows his name right now.
Jai (shouting to a guy who never met nor saw Jai before) â Hey Laxman!
Guy (looking at Jai as if he's weird) â Who the hell is Laxman?
Jai (addressing Rhea) â See what I told you Rhea? Doesn't even know his name.
Jai (turning back to the guy and waving some rupees in the air) â Laxman, forget Anjali and come here and talk to Ranveer's girl, Rhea. Come on.
The guy got up and walked to Jai, seeing the money in the air.
Jai â Say hi to Rhea, Laxman.
Guy â Hi Rhea!
Rhea â Hi Laxman! Get over Anjali and move on. Be happy!
Guy â Okay.
Jai â Good, now go and find a girl. (pushing the guy away and shoving the money back into his pocket)
The guy glared back, Aditya growled and bunched his muscles, and that sent him packing back to where he was.
Ranveer â Rhea, why don't you go over there and get some drinks? I just have to talk to these two for a few minutes.
Rhea â Okay!
Ranveer turned off the speakerphone as Rhea walked away.
Ranveer (yelling) â You duffers! What the hell was that all about?
Jai (yelling back) â You idiot! How was I to know you're on the speakerphone? Who told you to put on speakerphone? Why the hell did you call us in the middle of your date anyway?
Ranveer â Actually, Rhea is driving me nuts. She's too smart for me. I don't understand half of our conversation, and it doesn't look as if I'm getting anywhere tonight with her.
Aditya â Serves you right! Now you have to keep your damn testosterone in check.
Ranveer â Why are you talking? Jai already texted me and told me you got slapped for hitting on a girl.
Aditya â Jai!
Jai â Oh yeah, he got slapped again.
Jai and Ranveer burst into laughter.
Jai (regaining his composure) â Ranveer, you should stop with all these girls. I am getting old. I will be 24 next week. How do you expect me to keep up with all these girls names'? I'll be lucky if I don't forget my girlfriend's name. Heard that? Singular! One! Not plural!
Ranveer â Oh, give me a break.
Aditya â Give you a break? He's right. We are getting old. We cannot keep up with your girls' names.
Ranveer â Hey, shut up! You have no girlfriend. You have enough space in your brain to remember the names so just stop talking.
Jai and Ranveer laughed again.
Aditya â You two watch, one day, I'll have the hottest girl in my arms.
Jai and Ranveer laughed harder.
Aditya â Stop it!
Ranveer â Drats! You're lucky Miss Smarty Pants is calling me or you wouldn't hear the end of my teasing.
Ranveer cut the call and Jai put away the phone.
Jai â So, it's Rhea now. Remember that!
Aditya â Yeah!
Just then, Jai felt two female arms encircling him. He turned around and looked at his girlfriend since two years.
Jai â Hi Rhea!
Bani pulled her hands away from Jai's neck so fast that Jai didn't even know. He looked at Bani to find her glaring at him with her hands on her hips. Aditya watched on with glee.
Bani â Who is Rhea?
Jai â Bani, listen, I made a mistake. I was just talking to Ranveer, and he's with this girl named Rhea so it just slipped out of my mouth.
Bani â If you expect me to believe that, I must say that your expectations are rather high.
Bani whipped around and briskly walked away. Jai sprang from his chair and walked after her, muttering a "Damn Ranveer and Rhea."
Aditya (to himself) â That one has several girls and he has problems. This one has one girl and he has problems. I might as well stay single!