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Haya Zehra Jafar

@HayaJafar313

Dazzler

Posted: 7 years ago

#31

Originally posted by: Kyutieriya
Okay , I have one joke .
Zombie apocalypse in India be like :-
Zombie 1: Chal logo ko khate hai !
Zombie 2: Yaar me toh vegetarian hu ?!!!
Zombie 3: Bhai mera toh math puch me toh Jain hu !!
😆

PS- I am not trying to hurt anyone's feelings and please take this only as a joke . I am really sorry if this message is offensive !! 😭

hahahaha nice joke...😆bilkul bhi bura nhi laga kisi ko bhi...yar yahan sab ache hn koi bura nhi manta...

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Haya Zehra Jafar

@HayaJafar313

Dazzler

Posted: 7 years ago

#32

Originally posted by: arya1210
Rishi: Agar tumhara best friend or tumhari girlfriend ek saath paani m doob rahe ho toh sabse pehle tum kisey bachaoge...??

Mp: doob jaane do saalo ko... Aakhir wo dono ek saath paani m kar kya rahe thay...

Mp rock rishi shock

🤣butterfly you also rocked...👏

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Haya Zehra Jafar

@HayaJafar313

Dazzler

Posted: 7 years ago

#33

Originally posted by: pari454
🤣 bechara frog kitna khush tha nhi pta hallal hone wala hai 😆

aj kal to wese bhi bechare frogs ki shamat ai hui he..🤣

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pari454

@pari454

Dazzler

Posted: 7 years ago

#34

Originally posted by: arya1210

Pure vegetarian se bhi jyda.Wo log apne mug par kapre ko bhante hai taki galti se bhi kuch insect unke mugh ke andar na chala gaye.

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pari454

@pari454

Dazzler

Posted: 7 years ago

#35

Originally posted by: arya1210

Rishi: Agar tumhara best friend or tumhari girlfriend ek saath paani m doob rahe ho toh sabse pehle tum kisey bachaoge...??

Mp: doob jaane do saalo ko... Aakhir wo dono ek saath paani m kar kya rahe thay...

Mp rock rishi shock

🤣

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Haya Zehra Jafar

@HayaJafar313

Dazzler

Posted: 7 years ago

#36

An old man had 8 hairs on his head...he went to a barber shop...

Barber in anger:shall i cut or count...

Old man smiled and said:colour them...

Life is to enjoy with whatever you have...😉😆

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Haya Zehra Jafar

@HayaJafar313

Dazzler

Posted: 7 years ago

#37

READ THIS OUT LOUD...

This is this cat..

This is is cat...

This is how cat...

This is to cat...

This is keep cat...

This is an cat...

This is idiot cat...

This is busy cat...

This is for cat...

This is forty cat...

This is seconds cat...

Now go back and read the third word only in each line from start...😆

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Kyutieriya

@Kyutieriya

Beginner

Posted: 7 years ago

#38

Yeh joke to suna hua lag raha hai ... Kya WhatsApp se liya hai ? 😛

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MUNAZZA - SHAHID MALIK HUSSAIN

@ManazzaShahid12

Rocker

Posted: 7 years ago

#39

Originally posted by: arya1210

Pure vegetarian se bhi jyda.Wo log apne mug par kapre ko bhante hai taki galti se bhi kuch insect unke mugh ke andar na chala gaye.

😳 oh smjh gaye buht wo 😃