well i dont know if you are going to like this of not...(most probably u wnt). jst wrote it for my frnds
this is my first attempt to write anything😆😆😆 so dnt expect a lot..and i assure u'll find lot of errors
since my frnds asked me to post this, im going to post this. im going to post the whole story in one shot.
if u find time read this and try to comment....good or bad.no prob😊
Part 1
She slowly woke up from her deep slumber with a very bad headache
What time is it. She tried to reach for her alarm clock with her right hand but she couldn't move her hand. Her right hand was numb. Confused, She tried to move her left hand. But she couldn't move it. What the hell is going on? She slowly opened up her eyes. She couldn't see a thing at the beginning. After blinking her eyes for few seconds they got adjusted to dim light in the room. Then only she noticed a bear like figure half lying on top of her., his face was lying on top of her shoulder and one of his legs was on top of her. He was using half of her small bed and she was suffocating as he was nearly on top of her. Sleeping and holding her left hand tightly
What the #@$%^&$* Gauri screamed at top of her lungs that was enough to wake up any dead from their grave. But no… he was still sleeping without caring about a thing that was happening around him. You moron get off me..get off me NOW. Gauri said while trying to push him away from her. but it was not an easy task as she could use only 1 hand. She pushed him with all her might. After struggling for few minutes she pushed him away from her.. Off the bed. He hit the floor with a thud. Ah…he grunted as tried to get up.. in other circumstances she would have broken into a hysterical giggle but not today. he slowly looked up while rubbing his back to realize Gauri screaming at him.
You.. You what do you thing of your self. How on earth did you get into my room? Security. Where is security? I'm going to call the cops. @#&^$%^*#@!$^You are gone for good. For a long time Mister. BABA. KAYA She babbled out as she tried to get up from her bed. She tried to act brave but still confused as in how he sneaked into her bedroom Gauri you are awake. You are ok? He took hold of her hand n began to cry. Thank god. You are ok. He was sobbing by now. Just hold on a second.. Just a second let me go and call them. Saying that he rushed out of the room
Part 2
What the heck is this. Who the heck was that? Where the hell am I? she though while looking around. Questions flooded her mind while she kept staring at the closed door. Again the door open and he walked in with someone who looked like a doctor. Gauri. Im so glad to see you awake. How are you feeling now. Feeling better? Let me take a look at you. He mumbled as he came closer to her. You #%^%$#@ stay away from me. Don't touch me. Who the hell are you? She babbled as she looked from one person to the other.
Then she saw him coming toward her again. Tears were still streaming down his face while he tried to take hold of her hand. What a cry baby. Why is he crying.
She jerked her hand away from him before he could touch her. I said don't touch me. Gauri. This is Anupum. You remember anupum don't you? Don't you know who he is? Gauri..what's wrong with you? Ok so they know my name. She thought
Anupum? Who the hell is that. And I said don't touch me. What the hell are you doing? Where am I?
She asked while looking at the so called anupum fellow. Gauri you are in the hospital. You had been in an accident nearly one month ago. You were in a coma for 20 days now. You just woke up
She looked at Dr. and the other guy who was standing right beside her. He again tried to reach for her hand. Who the hell do you think you are? Don't touch me. I said get off of me. He looked at her shocked. Who I am? He asked her shocked. Who do you think I am? Don't you know me. Im shiv. You husband. HUSBANDGauri screamed and with that everything turned black and she went back to sleep away from two very confused guys.
Part 3
Next morning she woke up with sun light falling on her face. Who opened the blinds she thought as Dr. Anupum walked in. he asked her few questions and walked out of the room in a flash without giving her a chance to ask a single question. What a doctor. At least that man is not here. thank god. Im going to kill him when I see him again. That..that…she thought out loud. But before she could complete her thoughts someone else walked into the room.
Kaya…. What are you doing here? She asked her sister. Wow she already looks like a doctor now. Gauri thought while looking at her sister in her white coat and stethoscope. Hi di. How are yo doing. Kaya asked her while checking her pulse. Kaya, Do you know how I landed up here? I can not remember anything. You know yesterday when I woke up some jerk was sleeping on top of me can you believe that? Then he said he was my husband. No idea whats wrong with that guy
Kaya gave her a very awkward glance and continued with her work. Hey when did you learn all of these things? You just joined in last month. She asked laughing. Kaya didn't say anything but continued with what she was doing.
Where is ba… before she could complete her sentence another person walked into the room. You… what are you doing here again. Hello gauri. How are you feeling?
Kaya get him out of here kaya. He is crazy. Kaya he is the man who was here yesterday. Gauri panicked when Kaya didn't react to her plea. Di..Di calm down. He is not going anywhere. Di listen to me. He got a right to be here. He is your husband. He is my what. She said while looking from the guy to her sister and wondering which drug they took.
Part 4 (i)
Its been one week since I came out of my coma. According to my sister I was in the coma for nearly one whole month. I drove my car at 60 miles per hour to a tree that was on my way. What was that tree doing in middle of the road in the first place? God only knows. I hit my head hard against the windscreen since I was smart enough not to wear my seat belt.
My first reaction when she said that was oh no..my face. how bad did I damage my face? Do I have lot of scars. I said while touching my face. After assuring me that there was no permanent scars on my face, she continued with the story while I wondered. When did I get my license? I don't even know how to drive. Now here comes the most interesting part. You know why I drove my car fast. It was all thanks to my husband. My husband refused to give me any details about the fight we had. My husband. I'm married to him. When on earth did I get married to this nerd? God only know. So back to the story. After asking me few useless questions like which year this is and how old I am which by the way was highly inappropriate for her to ask front of this nerd. She concluded that I'm suffering from amnesia. I can not remember what I did, what I ate, what I wore, where I was for the past five years. Yes five years. thank god for that cos I do not think I want to know how I ended up with nerd. Was I blind? Or drunk? Only god can answer those question. Anyway now I have been married to him for 5 years. Living with him for 5 years. Five years of nothing. I can not remember a thing. He was standing right in front of me grinning from ear to ear.
First though that came to me after the conversation was where is he? What happened to him?
Kaya. Where is shashank? What happened to him kaya?. Kaya gave me a very uncomfortable glance toward him and me. Di he ran away on you wedding day and you got married to jijaji. He did what? Yes di. He ran away with..with Ipshita. Now I was crying hysterically and kaya was staring at me helplessly while my husband or who ever he was trying to comfort me though I had no idea what he was saying.
This is a dream. No a nightmare. I'm going back to sleep. When I open my eyes they are gone.
I closed my eyes for few minutes and slowly opened up one eye. Nope they were still there. Now I need to pinch and I will wake up from this dream. With a great effort I lift up my hand n pinched my leg. It only hurt me.
Maybe its like in Bluffmaster. When I walk out of this room its all going to be a part of a scam or a reality show. Yeha that it.
But the problem was my sister never lies. And I'm wearing a mangal sutra around my neck. Yes it was annoying me all this time.
So this is real. This is THE END of Gauri chethanya who no longer exist she was replaced by Gauri Kapoor. Gauri Kapoor my foot. Which by the way still in a cast
Part 5
For the past one week when ever that nerd came anywhere near me only one thought crossed my mind. Was I blind five years ago to marry him? What was I thinking? Look at him. Wearing suit and that tie 24 hrs. Wearing silver hoops on his ears which by the way looks awesome on him. But still. Clean shaved face. He had combed his hair side way. Ahhhhh haven't he heard the word hair gel? Spikes? Where is his sense of fashion? What was wrong with me. Most of the time when he came to see me I pretend to sleep. I can't tolerate being in the same room with him. How did I tolerate him for 5 years.
She looked up to c him walking toward her with a flower boutique. He kept the flowers on the table and looked up at her with a smile. Hey bhabhi, how are you doing?
Ok that's it this is crazy. He is crazy. I'm crazy. I'm married to a crazy guy. Hay bhagavan. Mujehe bachalo. She said while trying to find a route to escape. She was looking at the door but he was standing in the way. My husband got amnesia and thinks that I'm his bhabhi. Don't worry bhabhi. You are going home with me and bhai. Every one is waiting for you. Ma, papa, dadi.. he went on with his list while she tried to locate the nearest exit.
There are more of you out there? Oh god I got to run. Bhabhi.. tum teek hu. She nodded as she located the nearest exit. The widow. With a great difficulty she limped toward the window while her husband was with her every step of the way helping her to escape. How nice of him. When she came near the windowpane only she realized that her room was at least 15 floors above the ground. She groaned with frustration.
Bhabhi app yaha rukjaiye. I'll be right back.. with that he was gone. What he wants me stand here with the cast till he come back? idiot
Few minutes later he came back into the room. Gauri how are you feeling? Why are you standing there alone? I began to cry. My husband is sick. He got two personalities. Why did god do this to me? Why did I get married to a lunatic like this. Now I know why I tried to run away from him. Where is my best friend when I need her most? Oh yeah I forgot. She ran away with shashank. My fianc. My ex-fianc.
The next min when the door opened up again she knew it was she who was crazy this time
I'm crazy. I got a brain tumor. I'm going to die soon. She began to mumble. They both stood in the same spot wondering what was wrong with her
I'm getting double vision. Thats it I need to wear glasses after this accident. She mumbled. Then he came running toward her and helped her to the bed. He said Gauri are you ok while I heard another voice saying bhabhi. Are you ok
Ok that's it. I'm having hallucinations. I started to crying very loud and in between, I kept muttering im crazy. I can see two of you. I can hear voices. I continued to sob while the nerd kept staring at me. Actually two of them. While wipping tears from my face he smiled at me. whats so funny? She wondered. Gauri. This is Sam. Your brother-in-law. MY WHAT? There are two of you. One was more than enough now there is two of you. I looked from one person to other. Both of them were looking at her highly amused by her reaction.
Part 6
I was very glad about one thing. Now I can walk freely. Yes they finally removed the cast from my leg. After completing the hospital formalities they discharged me.
Ride back home was very quiet. While nerd drove the car his brother was sitting driving the car that was coming behind us. He drove the car to a big white color house. Ok at least I know he is rich.
They stopped in front of the front door and he helped her out. A woman came running toward her with a lamp lit on a plate. I backed away from her. Nerd pati came to my rescue and said. It's ok gauri. This is my mother. You call her bade maa. That minute I realized that whole story about saas burning bahu was completely true. She was holing the thali with the lapm few inches away from my face. After doing arrathi she touched my face and said kaise hai tum mere bachi. I followed what ever the thing nerd did and touched her feet.
Next few minutes it was a total chaos for her. People hugging her telling her how good it is to have her back. Blah blah. Why do they cry sooo much?
Then came the biggest surprise ever. Two tiny individuals came running toward my direction shouting mommy..mommy. I looked behind me to locate their mother but unfortunately they came and hugged me. I have kids. Two of them. Since when I realized that I said that out loud when nerd came and said gauri this is shanty and om. Our kids. Ok I need to sleep. Away from all of this. Away from two hyper active kids. She looked around for a way to escape when Bade maa said. Bachi. You lust be tired. Go and rest. In my mind I thanked her while my husband guided me toward our room. Yes our room. Its not my room now its our room. After pretending to sleep for few hours she went down to have dinner.
Part 7
After dinner she decided to change her cloths and go to sleep. She found one of the nightie lying there on the bed and changed in to that. after changing I became curious about what I did during past few years. She open up her wardrobe to find all saris. Saris? When did I start wearing Saris? I Don't even know how to tie them. I said while looking at rainbow color saris. This is all that nerds fault. She though as she stomped her foot on the ground.
At the same time he walked into the room. Gauri be careful with your leg. He said with a smile and open up the bathroom door. Before closing the door behind her, he turned toward her and said. You wore saris everyday. And you looks awesome in them. Saris are nice especially when I remove them. He added grinning before closing the door while she turned deep shade of red.
She covered her self with the blanket and tried to drift off to sleep. That's when reality hit her. Nerd was sliding into the other side of her bed. She jumped out of the bed with a startle and said Now don't tell me I got share my bed with you. Mister you better get off from my bed this minute. But it was not working. Either he was deaf or didn't understand a word she said because he closed his eyes shut without listening to me. That's it. She jumped on the bed and this time tried to push him off the bed. She pushed him as hard as she could. But she was not lucky enough this time. He caught both of her arms and pinned her down and looked straight at her stunt face. Now you get this to your head. I am you husband shiv. Not mister not nerd. Ok so he heard me. I am shiv. Since I'm your husband I have every right to sleep here. This is my room. If you want you can go ahead and find another place to sleep. But I don't think you wil find another place.
She fumed with anger as she tried to sleep. He was snoring right next to her like a train. Oh god. I need to get ear plugs tomorrow. With that though she drifted off to her dream land.
Part 8
Next morning was the most frustrating day in her life. People calling her bhaibhi, beta do this and that, but and she didn't even know who they were. She couldn't find her way around the house most of the time. She couldn't find her own room. She couldn't even differentiate between her pati and his bhai. She didn't know how to take care of two kids. Why did I have kids? I don't even like kids. She though out loud as she tried to clean up the mess they created in her bed room.
Come on Gauri they are kids. Don't worry too much sweetheart you will be back to your old routine in no time. He said while making him self comfortable in the sofa. Don't your have to go to work or something? what do you do for living? She asked him annoyed. No sweetheart. Today is Sunday.
Sweetheart? I'm going to throw up very soon. She thought as she looked at his amused expression. That's it if he call me sweetheart one more time he is asking for a divorce.
Now wht is my daily routine look like? She asked while trying to figure out where how to get rid of his from this room..soon.
Let me see. You get up early in the morning. Go down. Do your morning prayers. Me doing prayers? She thought he was lying to her. Make breakfast. I make breakfast? Since when? I don't even know where the kitchen is. Well sweetheart you do that now. Anyway, after that you come up to wake me up with my morning tea and my morning kiss. I'm definitely going to throw up now. Then get the kids ready. Then after having breakfast I go to the office and you stay at home. I don't know much about your day time routine because I'm not at home till evening. But I can help you with what we do after I come back home. He said with a grin. Oh my god. Where is the bathroom? I badly need to throw up.
Then she noticed him walking toward her with a cute smile. By the way. You didn't give me my morning kiss today. That's it. As soon as he said that she found the nearest exit to the room and ran down the hall till she reached her kids room.
Part 9
Whole week she had been able to avoid him when ever he came in front of her. She went to sleep early and got up before him. She never gave him a chance. Other than shiv all the family members were nice to her
Samar bhai was a very nice person who began to flirt with her sister when ever he found an opportunity. Looks like he loves her. I have to talk to kaya about this. She made a mental note while looking at them. Why did I even get scared of bade ma. She is like my mother Bade ma was very nice to her and even helped her to get away from shiv in few occasions. Obviously she didn't realize that. Bade papa he was also a very nice guy.. flirting with bade ma when ever he get a chance. Now I know why my pati is like that. Talking about my pati. Where is he? Oh yeah he is at the office. Doing what? God knows.
Why would I worry about him when I have two angels to worry about? Who said I hate kids. I love them. They are angels. Of course that is because of me. They are just like me. They have all my good genes.. Sweet. They are up to some sort of mischief all the time but no one complains against them other than shiv. That is because they always attack him.
I told him that they play tricks on him because they love him
Few days ago he was all dressed up and was putting on his shoes to realize that they were flooded. My little devils had filled up their shoes with water when they tried to float them in the bath tub. How cute.
and other day shiv was screaming at top his lungs. Why? My little devils made lots of boats and rockets using their dads important documents. But how they are small. Its not their fault.
I told him. Come on shiv they are kids. Shiv gave me a murderous glance and walked out of the room
Well his own words backfired on him.
Part 10 (Final Part)
One month later. Shiv came in the room with his grumpy moods and looked at me. I was pretending to sleep like I always do. He sighed and went into the bathroom. Few minutes later I felt him sink into the bed right next to me. He looked at her and kissed her forehead and slowly whispered. Gauri. When will you be my old gauri. I miss you. He kissed my forehead one more time and whispered I love you before drifting off to sleep. As he closed his eyes I opened my eyes and tried to stop grinning with great difficulty. It was so hard.
Oh yes. My memory came back exactly about three weeks ago. While having a small pillow fight with my two angels I hit my head hard against the headboard and after because of that I got my memory back with in next days. But I didn't tell him that. Because now I know why we had the fight, why I got into that car
Oh yes I can remember exactly what happened. I found out. All thanks to ipshita that my husband was in love with her before we got married. Oh yes. It was none other than my best friend ipshita. When shashank ran away from the wedding mandap shiv replaced him as they planned. He was miserable as he was thinking about ipshiat all that time. it took him a while to realize that ipshita was in cheating on him with shashnk. After shiv confirmed all this she becaome furious with shiv. He was going to ditch me and marry ipshita when she ditched him and ran away with shanshnk. He was in love with ipshta all that time and married me.what was he thinking. He was cheating on me. He was in love with my ex-best friend. True she was suppose to get married to shashank but she was never in love with him. But shiv married her when he was in love with some other woman.
Shiv need to pay for his mistakes. With all the trouble he put me through during first few months of our marriage; he is not going to get away that easily
Its payback time shiv. She said while looking at his face. Its time to payback for falling in love with ipshita when I was right in front of you. she kissed him on his cheek and turned around to sleep when he held me in his arms. Well gauri, I think I payed long enough already. Its time for me to collect my interest. He said while softly kiss my lips.
I cursed my self. Why do I talk when I think. There goes my payback game for this nerd. I heard that. By the way sweetheart. You talk too much, shiv said while kissing her lips hard.
thanx for reading till the end😃
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