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Posted: 18 years ago
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Maya's advise for Palak when finding a man!!!….

Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters and Sisters!!

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

Sadly, all men are created equal...

Maya is so funny and kills me every time!!…..I am going to start a 'I love Maya Pua' fan club too…the only thing I can offer is a banana!! Who is with me!!!

MEWWOOOO….

For U Iffat….enjoy!!😆😆

Luv KAT

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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 wow.....tht was hilarious....first iffat di's post adn now urs...omg my stomach is gonna soon blast out....bcz i am laughing like anythinggg 😳
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Sorry but us sisters are BaCk.....she has fixed our motorbike..... 😆 😆 😆
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Posted: 18 years ago
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yo! baby! top form today.. thanks huni.......mwaaaaaaaah xxxxx

here is more.. advise palak paneer....

Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like....Buses.
They have spare tires and smell funny.

Men are like....Computers.
And a smart woman keeps a backup.

this one is my advise to ipshy.....

Husbands are like....Children
They're fine if they're someone else's.

😆😆😆....

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: Catwoman

Maya's advise for Palak when finding a man!!!….

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks.

that was so funny!!!😆 and the above mentioned are so true, when it comes to Maya and Ayush's relationship!!!😆😆😆

Maya is so funny and kills me every time!!…..I am going to start a 'I love Maya Pua' fan club too…the only thing I can offer is a banana!! Who is with me!!!

If you seriously mean that, Kat, then why not???😃 I'll help you!!!😳

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: hansam

yo! baby! top form today.. thanks huni.......mwaaaaaaaah xxxxx

this one is my advise to ipshy.....

Husbands are like....Children
They're fine if they're someone else's.

😆😆😆....

Not Fair saansuma..😳 You're picking on Ippy!!!😭 Suguna was so busy enjoying a luxurious life, that she left her daughter to be taken care of by Nikhila!!!😕 Bechaari..she was taught only that!!!😆😆😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: hansam

yo! baby! top form today.. thanks huni.......mwaaaaaaaah xxxxx

here is more.. advise palak paneer....

Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like....Buses.
They have spare tires and smell funny.

Men are like....Computers.
And a smart woman keeps a backup.

this one is my advise to ipshy.....

Husbands are like....Children
They're fine if they're someone else's.

😆😆😆....

May be we can introduce her to the Saabzi walia and Milk man!!!....😆😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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too good Kat 😆 😆

i luv these 2 the most

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
😆 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: rashi85

too good Kat 😆 😆

i luv these 2 the most

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
😆 😆

I know....maya is class!!!😆😆

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