The forceful kiss manan ff on hold note on pg 60 - Page 28

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Posted: 9 years ago
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nandu s free kick hilarious

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OMG ,,,THIS FF IS HILARIOUS ,,,I M LAUGHING LIKE HELL ,,,DEVILS BRIDE MEI ITNA RULAYA 😭 😭 😭 ,,,,AND HERE U R MAKING US LAUGH LIKE HELL ,,,, HATTS OF TO UR WRITING ,,,BUT MORE THAN THAT UR RESEARCH ON how to hit MEN'S 🤣 🤣 🤣
HAHHAAHAHA 😆 😉 ,,,,REALLY A HARDWORK YAAR ... 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 ...
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Itne din ho gaye fir vi NO UPDATE...


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Laughing my ass off. This was one hell of a funny reading ride.
And on top of it, it is effingly well writen!
One of the mist difficult thing I believe fir a writer is to make their readers laugh.
I mean many of them can write romance and make the reader cry but not all can make'em laugh.
And you did that and how!
Gondola 🤣
Manik will surely not be able to walk or stand for a while now. Shit maan he is a jerk in every possible way. A certified scoundrel for sure.


And umm are you like going to continue this ff or what? Because honestly it was hell entertaining. From nandini's logical/illogical deductions to Manik being hit hard in his nuts.
Please do continue😆
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Please update the next part
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Kick in balls

Great job Nandu 😉😉😉😉
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Posted: 9 years ago
Manik's pov


Why do girls kick guys in the nuts, it is incredibly painful, cant they just slap instead?
would you only do it in self defense or would you do it just cause i made her angry? do you get sum kind of pleasure seeing this happen? its not fair cause we cant retaliate at all.


Girls look sweet, but...they are very mean and cruel by nature, they just try to hide it, it is very sad. Lucky for girls boys are not very vindictive like girls are, and boys are not very aggressive towards girls like girls are towards men, in fact men are very protective towards women. Boys do not even hit back after getting kicked in the privates.
She laughed on me
Laughing at someone that is hit there, will only increase the suffering, and will show that you are very mean and cruel, at least try to keep it to yourself.

"women justice" is sick, how about if it was the other way around?!!!!!!!
Girls answers regarding this issue are always disgusting!


I am not able to walk i need help i dialed kabir's number
He came to help me

"Manik are you ok "he asked in a fake concerned tone

Okay really i am in hell ! I want to scream this on this face

"Kabir help me i can't walk "i said he gave me his hand i held his hand than i held him by shoulder

"Manik dhyan se kandha tut jyega "he mocked at me

Bloody f**king moron !

"Wese tuje hua kya hai "he asked to me while walking with me

How i am suppose to tell him rooster kicked me on my balls no i can't
Damn it this can bring the worst !

"Wo kabir table se lag gyi i didn't realised and i bumped to the table "i said

*Wait table pathetic liar you are manik malhotra *

Lil devil aka my mind gave me a pathetic look

"Dude you please shut your mouth for sometime" i said to my mind

"If i will shut myself you are going to slip in coma think before you speak malhotra" lil devil said to sarcastically

I can't even scream on someone

"Manik where are you lost bro "kabir poked me

"U..uh kahi nh "i replied
"Manik chot kha ayi h tuje per me "he asked

Foot no its nuts !

"Nahi kabir pair me nahi my nuts are injured" i said in a go he gave me a how did this happen look

Only a boy can understand my pain !

"Ja or jake chulu bhar pani me dub ja you told him every damn thing "lil devil made his entry again

Someone please let me be in peace.

"Manik you need doctor" he asked in a concern tone after all a guy can understand my pain.

"First me check yar "i said i move towards washroom

All i could do was stare at myself with my open mouth for a whole minute before i recovered.

Damn someone please kill me.

I came out from the washroom

"Manik tu thik h "he asked

"I need rest yar "i said i badly need it

"Ab bta ye sab hua kese "here again he came on his cid mode it made me so frustrated.

"You know what i just hate her she came to me kabir wo ayi thi jagda karne mujse i drag her with me in another room when i tried kissing her forcefully she kicked me i hate her i want revenge "i let go all my frustration without a second thought

"Kya table ayi thi tujse jagda karne tune usey room me khicha or tu table ko forcefully kiss kar rh tha phir usne tuje kick kr dia what fu*k are u talking."he said while arching his brow

What the f*ck i have done now shit man

"Manik kon thi wo ladki "he said while narrowing his eyes

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else !

"Rooster "i said i frowned on her name that bas***d started laughing like a lunatic person.

"Tu rooster ko kiss krne ki koshish kr rh tha ssly manik what more you can expect from her "he said while holding his stomach.
I clenched my teeth


"You know what manik i have read it somewhere about this wait let me check yeah got it "he said while surfing through net

"A lot of people joke about that and you always see guys in the movies get hit in the nuts and everyone laughs but it is not funny. The pain is excursiating. There is a terrible pain that shoots up your groin and into your lower stomach, your muscles contract painfully, and you often collapse to your knees or fall on the ground. the pain being so bad you assume the fetal position, after the musculare pain you get nauseous and may throw up, your breath is taken away and you have trouble breathing. as the pain subsides you can begin to breath and stretch out the muscles. in a few minutes you can straighten your legs but you are still feeling like your going to throw up. After a few more minutes you can sit up and begin to move. If the blow was particularly hard your testicles are bruised and may swell and cause you pain for several days and if they become infected could cause the boy to become sterile. It is really a terrible thing to do and should only be done when you fear for your personal safety and need to defend yourself. If you have a friend who is a boy, a brother, or a son that is hit in the nuts the best thing you can do is find an ice pack and let them put it on their testicles.


My blood dried in my veins i gulped my saliva down

It horrible !

"So bro you need ice pack"he said


What the fu*k

"Itni bat sidhe nh bol skta tha you scared the shit out of me "i said i was still scared

"Sorry "he said and again started laughing on me

"Kabir i want revenge i hate her or stop laughing like a fool "my blood dried in veins rooster i am not going to leave you not so easily.

"Fine fine i have a plan lets start from little things "he said while stopping himself from laughing.

"What little things "i said he whispered something in my ear

******Evil grin ****




***************


I was in my class well not at all concentrated but i felt someone hit me from the paper ball.
I opened it

"""""Are you okay i mean still in pain ...??
I hope ice pack ne help kiya hoga poor boy ...!!!!!"""""

I turned my face rooster gave me wink i felt the anger rising in my body.

Do i need to tell you how much i hate this girl ...????

What kind of question is that...????

I glared at her she grinned shaking her head at her craziness.

I was all set to kill her with just the look in
My eyes !

But

I could visualize the paper ball laughing Evilly at my
helpless !

God still the pain is there.


Rooster i am going to teach you a good lesson.
I gave a ready -for- the-plan-bro look to kabir
He gave me all-set look.

Its just a trailer rooster !


Kabir kept the robot lizard on the floor he gave me the remote

I hold the remote like it was a remote of some atom bomb or i am terrorist.

Yes i am no doubt !

I pushed the start button and the Robert Lizard moved towards her direction...


Nandini's pov

Lizard i didn't realized that I was so scared , until I noticed that my heart was palpitating, my hands were shaking and I was having goosebumps all over me. I gave her a silent treatment afterwards while I tried to reflect on what happened.
Why am I so afraid of lizards? I cannot recall an incident when I was bitten or hurt, if that's possible, by these harmless wall crawlers which may have triggered the phobia. In fact, I can't even remember when exactly I began to be scared of them.
And I wasn't really scared of being around them. We've always had lizards on our walls and I can still act normal even when I'm a few feet away from them. It's just the thought of somebody holding a lizard close to me or a lizard on the floor that shoots an eerie feeling down my spine and a sense of fear that I cannot describe nor understand.

I read it somewhere

If you see a lizard near you, ignore it, or at least pretend to ignore it. Better yet, scare it away. Most lizards are easily startled so just a sharp thud or a whack on the table will make it run away. This will empower you and make you realize that a lizard has more reasons to be afraid of you than you to be afraid of it.


Yes i am the powerful one !

Of course i am a 6 inch lizard can't scared me

Listen to me i am not scared of you "i said while glaring at her.

She came close to me !

I threw a pen on her

Nothing happened

More close ...

More...

More ...

Om namah shivay, om namah shivay, om namah shivay

More...

Damn it its not working!

My heart was beating madly against my chest, my hands shaking with trepidation without a warning, a whimper escaped my throat. The fear and nervousness was creating havoc in my stomach climbing up my throat so that i felt chocked up. Sweat trickle down the side of my face, and i quickly wiped it. Just than lizard climb on my foot i gasped in horror. My eyes widened.

Do you like scary movies ?

Well i hate them

But not more than lizards


I can be in the same room with lizards but I go nuts, and fly out of the room screaming, when someone holds it in his hand.

Here the lizard is roaming on my foot


Ahhh...i screamed

What should i do ...???


What i was doing ...


scream on top of my lungs.

jump up and down.

freeze on the spot.

About to pass out.

get out of there as quick as I can.


get all shaky and sweaty.
do nothing.



go after it and catch it


Hell no ...!!!!


I came out from the class lizard too came out behind me


What she is behind me ...?


What is my fault ...?



What i have done its so unfair ...!!!!!!



Just than i someone who kept her foot on lizard.

Such courageous move !

Nakli hai nandu"she said while holding the lizard in front of my face after listening this i opened my eyes.


Wait navya ...

Navya phle hatao isey yha se "i said

Nandu it was a prank its a lizard not some serial killer who is going to follow you like this animals are afraid of us Einstein use some common sense it must be one of the prank of your Gondola "she said while throwing the lizard away.

Wait my gondola ?

Heck no ...

"First thing he is not mine and second tune muje btaya nh tu waps aa rh hai "i said i instantly jumped in her arms she hugged me back.

"Btaya hota toh surprise kese hoti tu "she said

"Hmm now lets go to the class "i said

"Or andar jake kahegi kya ke nakli chipkali ki wajah se chilakar bhag gyi "she let out a chuckle

Shit i forgot

"Lets go to the canteen "i said and we move towards canteen.

*******

"Nandu what happened to you in the class "mukti made her entry

"Nothing much one of the prank or her gondola "navya said and winked at me

She shook her head in disbelief
"Navya when did you came"mukti said while hugging her

"Bas thodi der phle "she hugged her back

"Lets go "i said we came out from the class.

Just than i saw him

I am done with you yet "he whispered in my ear

"As if i am going to leave you"i said while clenching my teeth.

*********

Nandu kal fresher's party hai what are you going to wear "navya asked

"Anything does it matters "i said while shrugging my shoulders.

"Of course mukti don't you think she needs a make over "she said mukti nodded
"I don't anything leave me alone "i said

Both glanced at each other

"What if we won't" they said together and smirked

Damn i am in shit

*******


Waxing is key to making everywhere on your body so much better!!! wax it baby!!!

Get it WAXED!!! She said

OMG...
Holy shittt!

"Nooo its painful"i said as if she is going to listen to me

Ohhh come on its not that BAD !
Smooth Experience it is "mukti said both are trying to kill me

How long has it been since your last waxing ?navya said while looking at her hairy legs

"Wo i never waxed them "i said it was embarrassing for me
She gave me nasty look
"Are you from the earth or some another planet "she taunted me
I didn't replied what i am suppose to say
"Navya lets start "mukti said
They started

#The Ultimate Hair Fighting Championship

It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the clear strips in your hand or legs , peel them apart, press it on your leg (or wherever) and ignore the frantically
rising crescendo of string instruments in the background. No muss, no fuss. How hard can this be? I mean, I'm not the girly-est of girls but I'm mechanically inclined so maybe I can figure out how this works...You'd think.

So navya pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other, stuck together. She supposed to rub it in my hand to warm and soften the wax (I'm guessing).
Cold wax, my ass.(Oh, how that phrase will come back to haunt me.) She lay the strip across my thigh. I hold the skin around it and pull. OK, so it wasn't the best feeling in the world, but it wasn't bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am nadini murthy , fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!With my next wax strip,
(Yeah,it was a long strip.)I inhale deeply. I brace myself. RRRIIIPPP!!!!I'm blind! Blind from the pain! Vision returning. Oh crap. She managed to pull off only strip two three inch area of the hair. Another deep breath. And RIIIP! Everything is swirly and tie-dyed? Do I hear crashing drums? OK,coming back to normal again. I want to see my trophy - wax covered
My legs that caused me so much agony. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. She hold the wax strip like an Olympic gold medalist.

Slowly, I eased my head down, I see hair - the hair was on the strip. I touch. I feel. I am touching wax.

Pleasee not again

I screamed because she held my another leg

Both does their best to suppress there laughter but couldn't help they burst in to laughter and i started screaming"It's working! It's working!" I get hearty congratulations from both of them they successfully remove all the wax and notice, to my dismay, that some hairs is still there she again applied those hot wax on my legs
"You know what navya wax iska liye kam nh ayegi ghass katne wali machine lani hogi "mukti said
Urghh this both they were about to kill me i felt this much pain in my life still she said this

Rippp !

Ahhh...both are trying to kill me kya its paining like hell "i shouted on them

"Shut your mouth in my whole life i never done a this kinda pathetic work still i am doing this for you
You better be grateful to me"she shouted back while gritting her teeth

Damn i can't even complain!

So they shaved the damned stuff off. Hell, I was numb by that point anyway. And then she put the box of wax back in the cupboard .


My legs had fallen asleep during the waxing. When I tried to get off the table, my legs gave out i was about to pass out.
Both gave each other alien looks

Wait something is fishy !

I can sense it ...

I gave them now what look

Eye brow "navya said while showing me threads.

"There is no way i am letting you both to do this with me"i said while glaring at them


"Or there is no way we both are going to leave you "both said together with a evils grins on their faces.

They dragged me with them and made me sit on the chair.

I became the victim of the ultimate betrayal !

Because this both started pulling my hairs.

The world is so cruel

Aiyaapa save me

Can we say awkward?
Awkward is exactly the word I would use to describe the experience " as well as pain. Lots of pain. I believe

I am in pain its paining like hell ...!!

Oh,i will be the luckiest girl on this planet if this floor will just
open up n swallow me.

Someone please save me

When I finally got the OK that the waxing and eyes brow was completely over, I stood up with that same shaky balance you have after you just exit a roller coaster,

this skin is kinda soft without a bunch of hair all over it, I think I like this moments. , Oh, I see why boys like this now.

See you look beautiful" navya said i blushed

I realized this might actually be something I could get used to.


Damn my whole energy this update its too long god i am tired you better gave me a good response other wise i am not going to update this one i totally drained out
And yes an important news if you didn't commented on this chapter won't pm you in next 300 buddies pms are pain ass so you better leave u r comment and do let me know your reading this one also enjoy .

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