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PART 21
When Manik returned home he found Nandini sleeping peacefully. Without making any noise he went to his room after checking Nandini.
Next morning...
Nandini woke up & came to manik's room to find him & saw he was already awoke. She saw that he was searching something.
Nandini : Manik, tum kuch dundh rahi ho?
Manik : Arey yrr wo laptop ki charger, pata nehi kaha chala gaya?
Nandini : Yaar ye charger aur earphones me bhi calling ka system hona chahiye Jisse call krne pe pta chal jaye, kaha rakhe hai.
Manik : Arey waaah, itne dino main aaj tumne ek sahi baat boli hain. Aur suno, taiyar ho jao hum breakfast bahar karenge.
Nandini's pov : Nandu, breakfast bahar karne ki baatein sunker kya maan main laddo futa?
She was asking herself bt her self talk again disturbed by manik's voice.
Manik : Tum aab khari keu ho, jao taiyar ho jao.
Nandini : Tum Hamesha devil jaise behave keu karte ho, Hum breakfast date pe ja rahe hain aur tum aise rudely behave Kar rahe ho, it's not fair Huhhh.
Manik : Agar main devil hoon toh tum kya, tum toh witch ho.
Nandini : Ek baat bolu,mujhe lagti hain ki, When I was born
Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!! &
When u were born devil said
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
Manik : Aur kitna marogi tum?
Nandini : Kisko marungi?
Manik : Of course, jokes. Aur haan, ye wala ghatiya tha jo tumne abhi abhi mara.
Nandini : I know, I know, sach Hamesha karwa hote hain.
Manik : Tab toh mujhe bhi ek sach batana padega, suno...
Two devils came into my dreams. They said, "We want to disturb some good person." I suggest them your name.They said,
"We cannot disturb our boss."
Saying this he winked at her & she left the room angrily. After sometime Nandini got ready & came downstairs where manik was already waiting for her.She was looking beautiful, Manik began to stare at her without blinking eyes. Nandini saw this & said...
Nandini : You know what manik,
What do i do when i see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when i get tired i put the mirror down.
Manik : How self obsessed you are!!
Nandini : Truth are always bitter, I knew it. Thori der pehle toh mujhe dekh rahe the.
Manik : Main dekh nehi raha tha.
Nandini : Aww,feeling sad for you, mujhe nehi pata tha ki tumhare eyes teda hain.
Manik : Listen, just shut up.
Saying this he dragged her towards the car & made her sit in the car. While starting the car he said...
Manik : Pata hain Nandini, kabhi kabhi aisa lagta hain ke, duniya ke hottest person ko main maar dalu,par tab mujhe khayal ata hain ke "Suicide is a crime ".
Nandini : Tum apne hi tarif kar rahe ho.
Manik : Keu bitter lag rahi hain kya? Nandu, tumhare liye maine ek zabardast shayari banaya hain, kya tum sunna pasand karoge?
Nandini got excited, she instantly hugged him & said...
Nandini : of course, I wanna hear, such a smart boy u r manik.
Manik : ok,Jab inti insist kar rahi ho toh fir suno... "Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u"
Saying this he winked at her & she was fuming like volcano.
Nandini : Superb,toh main bhi ek sunati hoon tumhe...
"Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?"
Saying this she showed her thirty two teeth to him. Manik remained silent & concentrated on driving. After sometime manik stopped the car near a petrol pump for taking petrol. Nandini was feeling bore she looked through the window of the car & as usual she found something funny. She saw two Guys Were Following two Girls.
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.Then...
1st boy to the 2nd one : What will we do now dude?
Nandini again overheard their conversation & said...
Nandini : Oyeee,Majnu, Tum uski behen ko saadi Karo aur wo tumhare behen ko saadi karlenge, simple.
By that time manik started the car & nandini waved hands towards the boys.
Manik : Muft main suggestions dena bandh Karo tum.
Nandini : Manik, I was just helping them honey. Arey haan, main toh ek baat batana bhul hi gayi.
Manik : Kya baat?
Nandini : Kaal tum Jab ghar pe nehi the tab wo aya tha aur mujhe, kiss bhi kiya aur bite bhi.
Listening this manik stopped the car with a jolt, he was fuming in anger.
Manik : What,kaun aya tha , uski itni himmat ke tumhe urgghh, wo ghar main ghusa kaise?
[manik was thinking about shahid ]
Nandini : Arey wo toh windows se ghusa tha ghar main.
Manik : Aur tum ushe kiss & bite karne diya, urgghh!!!
Nandini : Toh aur kya karti main, usne meri baatein suni hi nehi.
Manik : Tum use rok sakte the, khichke ek laath keu nehi mara tumne, aur mujhe pehle keu nehi baataya, I swear I will kill him.
Nandini : Main use laath kaise marta, aur tum ushe marna chahte ho na,tum Kitne acche ho, toh fir chalo abhi ke abhi "Aerosol " kharid te hain.
Manik : "Aerosol " se kya hoga?
Nandini : Arey mosquitos ko marne ke liye "Aerosol "is the best.
Manik : Mosquitos!!!!!!
Nandini : Haan mosquitos, kaal usne mujse itni jor se bite kiya tha, ouch.
Manik : Tum itni der se mosquitos ke bite ke baat kar rahe the kya?
Nandini : Haan, keu?
Manik : Kuch nehi.
Manik was feeling like statue in his place.
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