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1. Do not take certain someone into shower in the name of cleaning the mess your way😉 If you really have to, concentrate on cleaning her face instead of loosing into her eyes and touch.. If your heart fails, take support of your mind and blame all this one on her..
2. When friends tell you to play antaakshari, just participate or walk out.. Do not go and chalaaofy your own dimag in the name of fun and come up with double dare game 😆 If you really have to, then atleast keep an eye on your own glass instead of zadofying dialogs about monstergiri... Do not walk out unless and until you see her not being able to take any more of your torture...
3. When she messages you that you should be happy of her sufferings. Be happy.. Don't rush to her aadhi raat with ice-cream shop in the back seat of the car.. When she sees you atleast sound convincing enough when reasoning about need to see her well for next torture.. 😆
4. When she catches you suffering same pain, do not.. And I repeat do not tell her it hurts to hurt her and moreover do not ugaalofy all your helplessness infront of her about your loss of next chaal... 😡
5. Try and avoid staring at her at any cost.. especially if she is enjoying the icecream you got her with so much hoshiyaari... And if she offers you ice-cream.. either reject or use your own majaboot haat instead of her finger.. 🤪
6. When you have choice to choose between hate for her or pandit, choose hate for her.. Do not go running and participating in the concert in the name of hate.. Remember your heart is already betraying you little bit, why give it another chance..
7. If you really end up putting money on wrong horse and decide to participate in the concert at any cost, do not sing duriyaa song. It will just let her see how much pain you are suffering.. You might think it is helping you get into the concert with that soulful music originating in your own heart, but remember mind is only willing participant from your side of battle.. Value it over above all... This trick will be bhaari padofy on you only..
8. When you promise to make her life hell.. Stand by it.. Do not go jaalaa bhooona seeing her agreeing with pandit's method of teaching.. Concentrate on your next move instead of trying to chhinofy her t shirt Gloat on your success of move when she faints instead of taking out your unplaced anger on those god damn guitaar strings and that too just because of not holding her when she was falling.. Focus on important things like your anger instead of unnecessary information like who is holding whom, who is making her walk in her not so great condition...
9. If you catch her cutely following you, atleast do not call out her cuteness.. Keep your heart at home on such days if you cant handle it.. Do not go sunny deol mode on bechaara thermacol musical note when she catches your jealousy.. If you make claims, stick by it. Do not go contradicting your ownself, catching her when she is just acting out her fall and loose a point of the winning battle..
10. If you find her at radio station, do not assume she has come to meet you.. When your friend talks about love, do not forget your hate.. If you really need her to be there, atleast do not accept it.. Cleverly dodge the bullet by blaming her to be there when you dont need her to be..
11. If she tries hard to convince true love, do not make puppy eyes, do not hold her hands, do not rub her fingers as if trying for yourself if you feel it or not.. Push her hand away.. If by that it means she might fall on the ground, all the better.. Do not go be hero saving her... Do not chance marofy there and kiss her chick.. Atleast look angry and shocked..
12. Do not use holi as excuse to touch her and let her heart win.. Remember that you are participating in this festivity only because she doesnt like it.. Your goal here is to make her feel disgusted with the mess of the holi.. Not all sensuous with all the touchy feely thing you are doing.. 😡
