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So here you go lovelies...
all in audi (bhenlog its auditorium humare cv itte bhi rahees*rich* ni h tabhi toh bechari meri chillar*kids urf actors* ek costume mei pura week nikalti h *🤣 mukti comes n join dem... navya dint turn up and has left... (hayye allah yeh ladki.. thodi si tareef kya kardi maine yeh toh jhadh pe chadh ke baith gayi re... )
* dont worry lovelies navya will have some mentos ki goli jo ki uske dimaag ki batti jala degi n she will be back to give a dhaasu speech* 🤣
aley meli nandu ko toh rona aa gaya yaar...
balmaaa... kaha khana dhoondh raha hai chal meri nandu ka gum ka saathi bann...
aww my balma meri kiitti jaldi baat manta hai so here is nandu's monster asking her if she is fine or not..
but nandu be my stubborn sherni she says.. I have to end what I have started ( waah meri shernii... inni intelligent hai he tu toh tune mainu kyu latka rakha hai... make dat buddhu confess his feelings na... oh i forgot slow and steady wins d race...) 😆
n den ek aur namuna says where is navya.. ( bus aaya ek aur mere balma ke hathon shaheed hone ko) 🤣
n here comes my balma...
AAYA RE AAYA BODYGUARD...
n den precap scene... wahh re mere balma kya speech deta hai yaar tu... ( hayye allahhh gusse mei yeh aur bhi sexy kyu lagta hai... )
so finally navya ke dimag ki batti jal gayi and she is back ( navya dont tell me dat u went to girl's loo to revise ur speech n mirror ke samne khade hoke u were just practicing) 🤣
nandu ke toh vaare nyaare ho gaye re... 😳
n hayyee meri nandu ki tareef... ( navya abh toh tu bus bolti reh...) 😆
jaagrukta... awareness.. ( navya i must say washroom mei practice rang laayi re... kya speech di hai...) 👏😆
dikh gayi KARAM JALI... 😡😡😡 ( cvs... ek din ni dikhaoge isko toh mai tumhe aur bhi zada pyaar karungi.. simi promise...) 😆
teri maa ki aakhannn karam jali hit my nandu from a stone..😡😡😡 ( manhus aurat teko dekh ke lagta ni hai tera nishana itta accha ho sakta hai... tu bus apni halhallucinationsi he acchi hai...) 🤣
aley wahh mela balma just ran like anything...
dekh balma dekh bucket bharke khoon nikal aaya... now jaldi se turn red baby... ( damnnn he looks damn hot den)
PS... i will be drooling whole time... n dare to put gandi nazar on my property... 😆 i mean my balma... 😆
lo aa gaya gussa... bechare namune ko pehle he adhmara (half dead) kar dia tha usne ni kia kuch balma chodh de usse... jaake us chudail ke baal(hair) paakadh... 🤣
yaar yeh princy hai ya nautanki... (bin badal barsaat kahika...) 😕 jab aana chahie tab aata nahi jab ni aana chahie tabh tapak padhta hai... UNINVITED GUEST... 😡
so cabira says to baba ki he should start wid it...
n balma starts n votes wid a smile on his face... ( tu toh murder krde mera daily aaio phir LU dene... waise koi padhega toh hai ni tab sab tko he buri nazar lagayenge islie baitha reh wahi...) 😛
haayyee allahhh itte toh colg mei bacche ni dikhte mko jitne votes aa gaye hain... matlab kar di hai na hadd dobara cvs...🥱
oh teri ... 😲
450 yes n 189 no...😲😲😲
haye allah tauba tauba... mai kitta shareef sa nanha munha baccha hu re... 😆
hayye rabba mainu uthaale... isse yeh princy meko democracy pe lecture de... 😵
damnnn so happy for navya mannn...😳😳😳
nandu ki khushiii...
nandu sitting on music wing stairs with her hand on her head *bhenlog WARNING... aaj humei mere balma ka teel maalish waala avtar dikhne wala haiii... * 🤣🤣🤣🤣
* hayyyee allaahhh bus time ko rok do i knw something is gonna happen n den yeh cvs mera accha khaasa temperature badhake gayi bhais paani mei kar denge...* 🥱😆
so here is my balma... wid chocolate... 😲
aley le... mela balma kaise sherni ko tang kar rha hai... ( sherni ke muh mei hath mat daal balma ek tuta hua h dusra cut jayega) 🤣
baba= yeh tabhi milega only if uh share...
he opens it n starts eating..
hayyee allahhh yeh manikkk...
LIL CONVO BETWEEN BALMA'S BRAIN AND STOMACH...
stomach = yaar aaj toh cvs se saare badle nikal lungaa... is scene ke itne retake karunga ki bus... chocolate factory yaha laani padh jaaye inhe..☺️
brain = aabe oh pagal yaha mai malik ko chance pe dance karna sikhaa raha hu taaki nandu se kichi michi mille aur tu hai ke apna he dance kiye jaa rha hai...😡
stomach = brain bhai abhi disturb naa kar... dance karne de acche se...
brain = oh teri agar retake karta rha toh malik ki professional and perfection waali image ka popat ho jayega re.. stomach bhai mere rukjaaa...
stomach = get lost and do wateva uh want to do man... 🤪
he holds d chocolate in his mouth.. ( balma aisi harkatein na karr... guttery mind running on jet speed now...) ☺️
ohh teriii aaj toh meri nandu ka bhi guttery mind kaam kar raaha hai re...
balma be like... chi chi chi...
der is a limit to be cheap man..
bhul gayi kya we r just friends... *i die laughing* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aww my lil sherni itta kaam karke thak gayi... poor baby her head is paining * baba to me dont fear wen ur balma is here...* 🤣🤣🤣
and here uh go... balma giving head massage to nandu * haye allah kabhi kabhi toh mann karta hai antaryaami he bann jau...* 😆
nandu says manik ek ques puchu den says ni rehne do.. 😕
baba - accha toh uh wanna know about my vote?
nandu-nahi... aww nandu n her sweetness yaar... she says isnt our present beautiful lets not spoil it cz of past... ( i just love dis side of hers... how can someone be so sweet... so pure... n have so much of love in her heart...)
haye allahhh yeh balma itna sweet kyu ho rha hai mko diabaties ho jayenge... ☺️
he says... he says OUR BEST is yet to come and dats future... ( i have fallen in love wid uh all over again now...)
and den dey are just resting in each other's arms... n m like...
lo jalkukdi ne lekh lia dono ko aise... 😆 (jalkukdi jaa tu jal jalke bhasam hoja abh) 😡
karam jali in some room n colling someone n she heard guitar playing at the back..
n its manik who is playing it...
Manik saying to her that you have to wait while Soha says that I can't see you with her as you will get hurt. Manik says to her that get her out of my life.
hayee allah yeh aur iske hallucination.. 🤣
bheno meri pyaari bheno koi pls mental hospital mei isko bharti karao... 🤣🤣🤣
nandu n navya at home n sharing der happiness wid each other...
nandu says uh sleep i have to make a schedule for FAB 5 thought dey dont follow it...
n navya says aur koi kar na kare MONSTTERRR MANNIKKK zaroor karega... ( navya aaja jaffi paale is baat pe toh kuddiye...) 🤗
aww nandu has written monster manik on various pages..
dammnnn i guess dats d same diary
( lo re AAJ KI TAAZA KHABAR... nandu ki diary is nothing about other den HER MONSTER MANIK AND HIS STORY...) * can i just pat my back for d reason dat i kinda knew it...* 😉
( lo re AAJ KI TAAZA KHABAR... nandu ki diary is nothing about other den HER MONSTER MANIK AND HIS STORY...) * can i just pat my back for d reason dat i kinda knew it...* 😉
baba n cabira playing pool... ( haye allah yeh toh pool kehlte huye bhi inna sexy lagta hai... )
manik agress fr cabira doing job... * nandu ke bolne ke baad ismei bhi koi doubt tha* 🤔
cabira ka one line aane wala hai re.. 🤣
n here uh go... cabira says
kahi ismei uska sath toh ni
baba says kiska...
cabira = tumhare jeewan ka suraj ur sunshine.. * now uh got my title lovely*
baba = nai nai woh usne kuch ni bola.. * hawww jhutheee...* 😆
i mean bola tha but... all dat navya thing happened.. * heeheehehehe nandu ko credits diye bina toh reh he ni sakta mera balma*
so i was just thinking ...forget it..
u knw it right..
cabira = offcourse i knw.. 😆
hehehehhehe chuparustam aaj barbie ke pyaar mei itta gir gaya... 🤣
he is at alya's house... heheheh d way he showed where he got hurt... * uh cracked me up dude* 🤣
oh teri yeh toh seedha washroom mei aa gaya... 😲 ( bhen log jet plane se bhi zada fast kuch hotaa hai toh btao mainu ni pta si... )😲😲😲
nandu gets a col frm manik..
n dey talk about cabira...
nandu happily teasing balma.. by saying ki uh could have said dis inside also... n hayyee my balma playfully says... d call would have ended and uh would have to hang on ur friend...
navya calls nandu... n nandu just cuts d ph.. 😕😕😕
cvs... y uh wanna kill me wid dis music yaar upar se balma ki woh look...
precap: baba talking to gabbar (khurana) n nandu spoke in between so ...
gabbar asked her to shut up... n baba came back to monster mode n said mr. khurana pls dont talk to her like dat...
n i was like...
n gabbar ne gusse mei meri sherni ko manager ki job se nikal dia...😡
my reaction..
*TANGLED BE MY FAV. DISNEY MOVIE... SO CANT HELP IT GUYS...*
PS: sorry lovelies dis is d last LU for now.. taking a break from IF dont know about coming back... so tc love my manan even more... i love uh all... will really miss uh guys...
baby doll... listening dis uh not gonna leave IF..
my love... dis time its not one of my nautanki.. i knw uh gonna get even more angry... but i really need dis..
bastiwaalon please gussa mat hone...
i seriously love uh all... 🤗
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