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Posted: 10 years ago
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All the protections and preventions are now gonna go out of business...cause Miss Nandini Murthy has found a new...ekdum sasta, tikaao, kifayati nuskha..meaning a very cheap and lasting remedy for ...lust control...fraandship!!😃
Friend Banao apne passions pe control pao!!😆 No need for all the hyped up usual stuff, throw it out the window, or flush it down the toilet or better still burn it with glee (depending upon where you live, who are your neighbors and whether you are surrounded by family😉) All you have to do is chant this mantra...He/she is my friend...dosti...dosti...and lo and behold..magically all unholy thoughts disappear!! All the urges and surges you have in different parts of your heart and mind and body will be gone..fraandship is better than any Rin or Surf or Tide...removes all stains of impurity from your character. 😛
Err...don't believe me...check out Manik Malhotra...the human love machine, always on the prowl for some near kisses or if he gets lucky some real kisses...always on the look out for opportunities to make out ...has turned a new leaf. The baba as we fondly call him has been turned into a real 'Baba'...giving up fun for friendship. She has given an Ice Bucket Challenge to his libido in the name of friendship. Poor guy...Nandini has woven her magic spell so snugly...he has been reduced to tickling from caressing..sheesh!! And those who think he was better off being an enemy, we got better MaNan scenes...shut up or be tickled to death!!😃
Miss Murthy...you might have controlled his volcanic eruptions with the cool waters of friendship, but in the process you have kind of added a new and very doubtful and debatable angle to the word friendship...god bless us, if Manik and Nandini are friends...we will never call a guy friend again..
🤡!!
The genius that she is ...in one simple scientific stroke...she rendered all boy friends, husbands, lovers...totally redundant and useless., a friend is more than enough!! A friend in need is a friend indeed !! 😆
What can we say...we are just grateful sirf friend banaya hai...kuch aur nahin!!😲🤣
P.S...Miss Murthy can we at least aim for friends with benefits...it seems more ...honest..hmm!!😉
P.P.S...The puppy you think you have on a leash...is a roaring monster...friendly or not 😃!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Eveline,
You just sounded like a TellyShopee add!!!! 😆


Now sales for all those hyped up usual stuff will come down. Thanks to one Nandini Moorthy. How will the economy survive??? Those companies will have to make cds of this mantra and sell them. 😆

Baba will now contact Sooraj Bharjatya and get education on friendship... Catch phrases like "Friendship mein no thanks and no sorry" will become popular again. Nandini Moorthy will now have to train a pigeon to contact Baba.

And if you say Friends with benefits... it will go over Nandini's head. Now who will educate her on what "benefits" means, both theory and practicals, when our Baba is busy being "Friends". This is a deadlock situation...

Love
MD
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Muggle_Diaries

Eveline,

You just sounded like a TellyShopee add!!!! 😆


Now sales for all those hyped up usual stuff will come down. Thanks to one Nandini Moorthy. How will the economy survive??? Those companies will have to make cds of this mantra and sell them. 😆

Baba will now contact Sooraj Bharjatya and get education on friendship... Catch phrases like "Friendship mein no thanks and no sorry" will become popular again. Nandini Moorthy will now have to train a pigeon to contact Baba.

And if you say Friends with benefits... it will go over Nandini's head. Now who will educate her on what "benefits" means, both theory and practicals, when our Baba is busy being "Friends". This is a deadlock situation...

Love
MD

😃Absolutely the new career I was looking for!!
You know that science and inventions are always two edged swords...on one hand they make life easier for the consumers and on the other hand man power and machines go out of business...its part and parcel of life...so its okay if Nandu puts some businesses out of their misery...the price of a modern developing world..what say 😆!!
A whole new world of possibilities has opened up for Baba...he can join or better still even start a friendship Ashram at Hardwaar...where the tenants of friendship will be preached...or he can start friendship tuition classes, or like his mom a new institution where the benefits of friendship will be divided into various subjects...like Friendamatics, Fringlish, Freconomy...or he can start a new consultation business...how to curb your senses with friendship in six days...chhe din..friendship in..
Err.. I absolutely trust Baba on this...he will be explaining each and every part of benefits to our Nandu in explicit detail...☺️...after all what are friends for ...😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hey Eveline, Kya choice of words hain 😆
Manik, the love machine, ab fraandship karni padegi 😛

Manik should hire some DVDs of 'Friends' , watch it with Nandu on a movie date... Ooops sorry not date but friends hanging out together. And explain the meaning of 'Friends with Benefits' 😳


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Posted: 10 years ago
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And we cannot wait to see him roar 😛

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: amisuv

Hey Eveline, Kya choice of words hain 😆

Manik, the love machine, ab fraandship karni padegi 😛

Manik should hire some DVDs of 'Friends' , watch it with Nandu on a movie date... Ooops sorry not date but friends hanging out together. And explain the meaning of 'Friends with Benefits' 😳


😆..Oh gosh...u did it...damn...u mentioned my favouritest show in the world..the one thing that helps me rewind and laugh at the end of a crazy day...
Its a fab idea...'Friends'...actually will help Manik explain the concept so clearly and practically to Nandini...he can demo some of the concepts too...what a beneficial relationship !!
And seriously I wanted a scene where Manik and Nandini are alone at home, watching FRIENDS...Nandu shying and Manik vying for her attention...so lets hope the cvs give us a 'friendly' evening together!!😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: MKrayZee

And we cannot wait to see him roar 😛

Arrey knowing Manik...he cant help roaring...we wont have to wait at all 😆!!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: foram.

hehe wat a post!!!

Totally intelligent and analytical...don't u think??😃It has covered everything...science, invention, progress, economy,..and most important...the philosophy of fraandship!!😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: eveline

😆..Oh gosh...u did it...damn...u mentioned my favouritest show in the world..the one thing that helps me rewind and laugh at the end of a crazy day...

Its a fab idea...'Friends'...actually will help Manik explain the concept so clearly and practically to Nandini...he can demo some of the concepts too...what a beneficial relationship !!
And seriously I wanted a scene where Manik and Nandini are alone at home, watching FRIENDS...Nandu shying and Manik vying for her attention...so lets hope the cvs give us a 'friendly' evening together!!😆


Oh gosh, I'm dreaming of that friendly evening now And the practical demonstration Uff 😳
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Well put Eve 👍🏼
Nandu has in one stroke 😳 turned a wild roaring one to a tame house pet 😆 ...or so she thinks 😉
So its going to be more like..."we're just friends. We're... messing around a little bit."



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