Prithvi: I have been thinking a lot these days.
Angad: wow Prithvi, tum sochte bhi ho, acha batao toh sahi wat have u been thinking?
Josh: Prithvi, yaar ab bata bhi do na. Lardikon ki tarah kyun sharmaa rahe ho? I am dozzing off man, it better be good.
Josh: so wats the big idea?
Angad: don't know, I am waiting for Prithvi to tell us.
Prithvi: LETS HAVE AN AFFAIR GUYS. (took it from movie mastiii)
Angad: WAT? kya bola je abhi abhi
Josh: brilliant man, rocking idea, lets hit the disco
Josh: wow man, look at that beauty.
Angad: saale, teri nazar kahan par hai
Josh: yaar sala toh too mera ban ne ja raha hai, teri cousin ANITAH is atom bomb
Angad: you like Anitah (in his mind: es ke taste ko kya ho gaya)
Josh: come on Angad, I know you're loyal to Kripa, but man let me
Anitah: main hoon solan, satra saal ki, par lardki hoon kamal ki, tuj pe dil aagaya, oh mere joshy, tuj pe je dil aa gaya
Josh: mehbooba mehbooba, oh meri Anitah, tu hai ek nakli ajooba
Mishti: je Josh ko kya ho gaya hai, uske samne Miss Universe kadhi hai aur vo Miss Aloowalia ππpar dorre daal raha hai
Anitah: omg joshy, aur mishti ki shakal toh dekho, kaise jal rahi hai, usse kya pata ke usse jalane ke liye, anitah ek bandar ke saath bhi dance karne ko tyaar hai
Josh (in his mind): oye loombri, bandar kise bula rahi hai, I am enjoying dancing so buzz off
Anitah: joshy, my darling. look I finally got chance to brush my teeth, see how clean they are, cheezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Prithvi: affair ka idea toh mera tha par voh josh pata nahin kahan se aa gaya aur meri Anitah ko mujhse sheen kar le gaya, oh anitah, where are u? π
Anitah: sorry prithvi, my honey poo, but I have to go to the loo
I just wanted to make you all laugh, you can either laugh at the post, or at stupidity. ππ