Ways to be sane after watching kyph

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Posted: 20 years ago
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19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point
A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.



6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
Sounds All Day.



17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"



19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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soni595 thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
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okay i'll follow the trend which states my opinion as well

😆😆

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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆😆😆 that was a good one ...i might follow a few of them hahah jk i don't want to scare people

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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆😆😆

ya i might also try followin a few....

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Posted: 20 years ago
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thanx, i need to follow some cuz i seriously go in sane after watchin kyph

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Posted: 20 years ago
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OMG..OMG...

I SHLD TRY THEM,...REALLY DUDE I CANT STAY NORMAL AFTER WATCHING THIS SHOW..I NEED MORE N MORE..N IF I DONT GET IT, ITS EITHER LOGGIN ON TO "IF" OR JUST THNKIN BOUT A-K.

LINA😕

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