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Kripa: ANGAD!

Angad: Sorry, i know, the truth hurts, what can i do?

Kripa: Well, for a start get a mirror and look at your nose...it looks like a pencil top!

Angad: Thik hai!! Im sorry...

Kripa: Its okay...but really....you need to do something about that

2.

Angad: Kripa yeh kya hai
Kripa: Yeh hai jalwa
Angad: Jalwas mein khusboo
Kripa: kya?
Angad: hunny ur breath stinks..pee uuu

3.

Kripa: Angad i hate you
Angad: but i love you
Kripa: shut up and get lost
Angad: pehle chodo tho

4.

Kripa: angad i fink im in love
Angad: sachh
Kripa: haan
Angad: then express your feelings b4 its to late
Kripa: Angad..ii..i
Angad:come on ..agay bolo na
Kripa: Angad i love your nosee

5.

Angad: You know Kripa i got engaged to Kanan because she is skinny unlike you... you have gained more weight in the past five years..

Kripa: Angad how dare you? First you leave me and then say that i have put on weight...

6.

Angad: Kripa tumne aaj laali (lipstick) nahi lagayei?

Kripa: oh shit main bhool gaye, .....Angad!

Angad: Kya?

Kripa: Oh no! Tum to aaj mascara lagana bhi bhool gaye! Aur tumhara foundation bhi utar gaya hai aur mujhe lagraha hai ke tumne lence bhi doalag alag color ke lagaye hai!

7.

angad: kripa tum mujhe please chod do. mujhse nahi rahaa jatha

kripa: kya raha nahi jatha?

angad: woh main bata nahi saktha. bhagwaan keliye mujhe chod do.

kripa: par aisa kya hogaya jo tum aise keh rahe ho.

angad:yeh humare relation ko affect kar sakthi hain.

kripa: jo bhi ho mujhe bata do

angad:dekho tumhare muh se badboo aa rahi hain. jake muh dovo pleaseee

8.

Angad: Kripa your eyes are so pretty ...jub mein tumhari ankhein dekhta hoon dil karta hai bus dekhtay rehjaon

Kripa: Really?

Angad: Yes my sweetheart. And your lips are so smooth. That when ever I kiss you, i don't feel like ending the kiss

Kripa: [getting all happy] Really? Angad tell me more.

Angad: More? What else am i suppose to tell you? That i'm such a great liar ...................Kripa i must say, dat chick walking by is really HOT. Do you think she'll agree to go out for dinner wit me?

Kripa: Angad i really hate you. I'm goin to kill you.

9.

Angad: You are looking sooo hot!

Kripa: Thank you!

Angad: :-)

Kripa: Sorry cant say the same thing about you!

Angad: sad and confused

10.

kripa- MR.ANGAD, agar kanan ney tumhe sungha bhee na to mein uska khoon pee janongi, samje chiknay...tumm sirf meray jaise khoobsarat ladki key leyay ho...

Angad- acha...tu phir woh nishant ka bhoot kya hai..hands off the colar plz.

kripa- uska tu maney bas shave karana tha aur woh hogay...tu mein sirf tumherey liyae hoo.

angad- tum kahi ekta toh nahi...usko mujshe ajkal khas attrcation ho rahi hai.

11.

K= How dare you?
A= What? What are you talking about? *irritated*
k= How dare you wrote Kanan's name on your chest?
A= Oh that!? It's a new style, honey!
k= You discusting man!
A= What is your problem??
K= My proplem? My problem is you ANGAD KHANNA!!

12.

A-ek hi shirt hai mere pas iase to mut phado?
K-accha! shirt nahin dega tu abhi tujhe jail bhij wati hoon

13.

iqbal: hey neha, is my nose make-up alrite?
neha: its terribe! neways how is mine?

14.

Kripa: Angad, Let me meet SUR nOW!!!!
Angad: Kripa no shes sleeping...
kripa: I said Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angad: NO!
Kripa: I will kill you!

15.

angad:-kripa leave my collar right now!
-kripa:- i wont leave it first you have to tell where did you hide prateek!!!!!
-angad:- i wont tell you!
-kripa:- then i wont leave you!
-angad:- fine
-kripa:-fine
-angad:-just come a bit closer then
-kripa:-youuuuuuu!!!!!!

16.

KRIPA: KISS ME NOW ANGAD

ANGAD: NO I DONT WNAT TO KISS YOU. IM GOING TO KISS PRATEEK & SUR NOT YOU!!!

KRIPA: ANGAD I SAID KISS ME NOW!!!!!! U CANT KISS THEM & NOT ME PLZZZ

ANGAD: KRIPA I JUST SAID I AM NOT GOING TO KISS YOU

KRIPA: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT I AM GOING TO GO MENTAL LIKE PRITHIV

17.

Iqbal and Neha rehearse scenes beforehand, and this is the first run.

Iqbal: Sneha, scene ko…

Neha (cutting him off): Phir se Sneha. Mein kitni baar kaho men Sneha nahin, Neha hoon.

Iqbal: Sorry. Pata nahi mera deemag kaha hai. Acha chalo Sneha, rehearse karte…

Neha (cutting him off again and grabbing his collar this time): Dekho Iqbal. Mein tumhe phir se samjha rahin hoon. Mera naam Sneha, I mean Neha hai.

Iqbal (laughing…At this time Neha leaves his collar): Acha (thinks for a moment)…Neha.

Neha: Waise Iqbal, agar tumhe har ladki mein Sneha dikhne lagi, to tum dono ko kafi problem hogi public places mein.

Iqbal: Kyun?

Neha: Sab ladkiyon men tumhe Sneha dikti hain, to phir ek crowd mein asli Sneha ko kaise dhoondo ge?

Iqbal and Neha laugh, and start rehearsing…

18.

Kripa grabs Angad's collar, and Angad is a bit stunned.

Angad: Kripa yeh tum kya kar rahi ho?

Kripa: Angad mein un sab times ka revenge leh rahi ho, jab tum mera haat pakad lete hoon aur mujhe manhandle karte hoon. Tumhare waije say mujhe permanent bruise ho gaya hein mere left arm main

19.

Kripa: Angad, do i have somehitng on my FACE?

Angad dosent reply and is buttoning his shirt.

Kripa: [irratated] AANNGGADDD!!!!

Angad still doesnt reply. Kripa goes over to him and grabs his collar.

Kripa: Do i have somehting on my face?

Angad wrinkles his nose.

Angad: Ya you do...a ugly nose and a deformed mouth!

20.

Angad: Kripa

Kripa: haan bolo

Angad: tumhare muh si badbu aarahi hai

Kripa: tho mei aur paas aathi hu, mere muh ko sugoh

Angad:tik hei tik hei

Kripa: laughs

Angad: ab toh us taraf jao

Kripa:kyun

Angad: kyunki tum mere peir pe kade ho, ouch!!!!

21.

Angad: What is it?

Kripa: I want to know what toothpaste you use?

Angad: It's a secret i cant tell you.

Kripa: If you don't I'll call the evil Bose Family.

Angad: fine its.................................. Ekta Kaporr's Kolgate

22.

k angad i have had enuff of ur flirtin and 'bird watchin' business.. look at me.. m i less den ny of dose gurls?? look now warna ill hafta call prithvi, who will wanna look at me 24/7..!!