love story with a twist !!

i think all of us need a good laugh ...read the story below..i am surprised ekta hasnt used some of the tips from this!!

Ek baar ek Haathi (male) aur ek Machchharni ( female) mein pyaar ho jata
hai.

Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain.

Akhir sharmakar, Machchharni, Haathi se bolti hai "Abhi hum dono ko shaadi
kar leni
chahiye ..duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain... mera jeena mushkil
hogayahain."



Machchharni ke ghar vale mana kar dete hain shaadi se.....



Now the question for you is "Kyon?"


Guess


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Woh kehte hain ki Ladke ke Daanth bahar nikle huye hain?


Par pyar kiya to darna kya...

Ab dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...

Isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine
baad registered marriage karte hain...
Phir dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...


Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...

Honeymoon hone ke baad jab doosre din subah Haathi ki aakh khulti hai to
dektha hai ki bechari Machchharni mar gayi hai...


yes...she is dead...;-)


Now the question for you is "Kyon?"


Guess...


Stress your brain,


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............


Oh corrupt mind ha...I know wht urthinking.........


..but the answer is...


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Because, Hathi raat ko "Good Knight" laga ke sota hai.



Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...