cutest post : fall off laughing

hi... this is a post i found on kth forum...its just tooooo funny...i wasn't sure what the rules are concerning copying posts from other forums but since even on the kth forum..it was copied from a yahoo group, i am taking the liberty to post it here...hope noone minds....enjoy

HOW DO TELLY ACTORS TALK TO EKTA

> Ekta to abhay– u have to act father of 2 girls of ur age..
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> Abhay …..thinking…
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> Ekta – what are u thinking…?
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> Abhay - shall I bring my own wig or u'll provide..
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> ............................................................ ........
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> Ekta – I am there to think naa…
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> Ekta to Garv – u have to marry kumud..
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> Garv – o.k.
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> Ekta – then u'll divorce her ..
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> Garv ….thinking…………..o.k..
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> Ekta – then u'll marry kali..
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> Garv – o.k..
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> Ekta – and then…
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> Garv spontaneously…….. I'll divorce her…
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> Ekta – good….!!
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> ............................................................ ........
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> Ekta to kumud – ur next scene – fight with kali..
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> Kumud – ok..but reason..?
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> Ekta – did I hear..REASON…
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> ............................................................ ........
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> Ekta to Anurag – u have to grow old without prerna…
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> Anurag – no problems…..can we have apo*na back…???
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> Ekta – don't think much…it will bring u headache..
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> ............................................................ .......
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> Ekta to prerna – u have to produce one more child..
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> Prerna – whose……???
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> Ekta – hmmm…….anurag……..no already we have two…..lets go for
bajaj..!!
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> Prerna – o.k..!!
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> ............................................................ .......
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> Ekta to om aggarwal – u don't need to do anything in the serial…
parvati is enough…
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> Om – then what will I do..
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> Ekta – give her company…
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> ............................................................ ..
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> Ekta to shruti – u have to marry again..
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> Shruti – whom….??
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> Ekta – let me think…
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> ........................................................
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> Ekta – u hav to howl again....
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> Tulsi – cool.....now i am quite trained in that....
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> ..........................................................
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> Ekta to ezas – I have to spoil rajeev's repu..
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> Ezas – lets do it together…
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> .........................................................
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> Ekta to CG – u'll have one more wife..
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> CG – legal or illegal..??
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> Ekta – that's none of ur business..
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> .....................................................
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> Ekta to aman – u'll be missing today ..
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> Aman – and tomorrow…?
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> Ekta – hmm.…….2morroow too..
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> ...................................................
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> Ekta to piyush – u'll die in kahiin to…
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> Piyush – o.k.
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> Ekta – and then in kyonki too…
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> ...........................................................
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> Ekta to shabbir – u have to promote my film..
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> Shabbir – no need to say dear…didn't I promote ur last flop…
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> ............................................................ ....
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> Ekta to karan – u have to step up in an older generation..
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> Karan – father or grandfather…
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> Ekta – hmmm…lets take father first..and then I'll see..
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> ............................................................ .....
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> Ekta to angad – keep ur mouth shut in the serial ..
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> Angad – whats the logic...???
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> Ekta – did i hear logic...
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> ............................................................ .......
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> Ekta to kripa – keep shouting…
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> Kripa – daily..??
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> Ekta – ofcourse..!!!
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> And finally ……
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> Ekta to her unit members – where all my characters have gone..??
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> Members – mental asylum..
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> Ekta – why..?? did they use their mind that much…??
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> Member – no..
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> Ekta – then why..??
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> Member – well !!! for not using that AT ALL…
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> That's all guys..all I wanna say is these L.S characters follow
that cruel aatma like anything without using their own top floor…
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> That's it…… Grateful to all who took the pain of reading the
crap..!!
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> Lov
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> Ishq
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hilarious but kripa doesn't scream that much...

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i gave less smiles but more presure

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ekta will get her ass kicked

😆LOL keep the ekta insults coming ppl!!!!!! but beware of the moderators, bela and kariya cos they love kekta!!!!

Jots 👍🏼- big up to all the ekta haters out their, i love u guys!!! 😃

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THAT WAS HILLARIOUS.