ANITAH - would you like to have some snacks?
MANIK- hard disk full.
ANITAH - have you brought the saree.
MANIK - Bad command or file name.
ANITAH - but I told you about it in morning
MANIK - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
ANITAH - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
MANIK - file in use, read only, try after some time.
ANITAH - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
MANIK - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
MANIK - data type mismatch.
ANITAH - you are useless.
MANIK - by default.
ANITAH - who was there with you in the car this morning?
MANIK - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
ANITAH - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
MANIK - the only user with write permission.
ANITAH - what is my value in your life?
MANIK - unknown virus detected.
ANITAH - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
ANITAH - i will go to my dad's house.
MANIK - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
ANITAH - I will leave you forever.
MANIK - close all programs and log out for another User.
ANITAH - it is worthless talking to you.
MANIK - shut down the computer.
ANITAH - I am going
MANIK - Its now safe to turn off your computer.
01-13-2005, 08:30 PM
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