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MANIK - hey dear, I am logged in.
ANITAH - would you like to have some snacks?

MANIK- hard disk full.
ANITAH - have you brought the saree.

MANIK - Bad command or file name.
ANITAH - but I told you about it in morning
MANIK - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

ANITAH - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
MANIK - file in use, read only, try after some time.

ANITAH - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
MANIK - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
MANIK - data type mismatch.
ANITAH - you are useless.
MANIK - by default.
ANITAH - who was there with you in the car this morning?
MANIK - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
ANITAH - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
MANIK - the only user with write permission.

ANITAH - what is my value in your life?
MANIK - unknown virus detected.

ANITAH - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

ANITAH - i will go to my dad's house.
MANIK - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

ANITAH - I will leave you forever.
MANIK - close all programs and log out for another User.

ANITAH - it is worthless talking to you.
MANIK - shut down the computer.
ANITAH - I am going
MANIK - Its now safe to turn off your computer.


01-13-2005, 08:30 PM
Hamara Hardisk Aapke Paas Hai

Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain

Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke

Programmer no 1

Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

Do(2) processor baarah(12) terminal

Mera Code Chal Gaya

Network Ke Uss Paar

Jis Desh Mein Bill(Gates) Rahata Hai

Client Ek Numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari

Login Karo Sajana

Firewall (Border)

DOWN To Hona Hi Tha

Partition (Deewar)

Kaho Na Virus Hay

Y2K - A Bug Story

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aisha mann thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
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๐Ÿ˜† my system crashed ๐Ÿ˜‰
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my system crashed

๐Ÿ˜† really ๐Ÿ˜‰ aisha mann
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๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† nice jokes again ๐Ÿ‘
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good one!!!๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by: aisha mann

๐Ÿ˜† my system crashed ๐Ÿ˜‰

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hehehehhehe nice jokes i esp liked the anitah and manik one!too gud..... ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ‘
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๐Ÿ˜† Tooo good really likes it lolz.

Luv U
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very nice loved the jokes ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†
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very nice adding preetham ๐Ÿ˜†

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