anithaaa: Why are all these people running?
kripa: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
anithaa: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running
prithvi: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
manke: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
anithaaa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY?
Because her doctor advised her "Today's dinner should be light"
karthik was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
DILIP told servant(teddy): Go and water the plants.
teddy: It's already raining.
dilip: So what take an umbrella and go.
On a romantic date anithaa asked manek "Darling on our engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number"
What does prithvi do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why can't prithvi dial nine-eleven (911) at emergency? Becoz, he can't find the eleven on the phone
dilip and naina buy coffee in a shop.
dilip says: Drink quickly
naina asks: why??
dilip says: hot coffee Rs250and cold coffee Rs500.
anithaaa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon madam, thats a mirror!
A person asked manek, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning
. he replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
manek bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from
mumbai to pune to meet his friend. He reached there in a few
hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return,and
called up anithaa to expect him in the evening but he reaches
the third day. Anithaa ran and asked him " Arre ki hua ?" he replied, "Oy, ye Mrutti wale pagal ho gaye nain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaae hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik ?"
hope these made u all laugh 😃i surely did 😆
CID
Cricket
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
Bigg Boss 19
