HeY i M bAcK WiD nEw JoKeS iN Pg-5..read - Page 2

MARZ.....YAP ZAIB IS URS.....ENJOY 😉 😉

😆 very funnyyyyyy specially angad and kripa and anitaahhh
keep posting these kind of jokes really gr88

Oh my god this is real nice...u r awesome 😆

Man u're too good!!!

22222222 funny!!! awesome jokes!!
I love all of them!!!
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😆 can u crack some more plzzzzzzzzzzzz 😆

😆 awwwwwwwwwwwwww...omg.... i'm still laughing 😆

THANKSSSSSSSSSSS...JAANUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS.. 😆 U PPL LIKE IT.....OMGGGGGG....KAASH APU ,VALLANKI,NAMO......THANKS 4 REPLIES 😳 ....N NAMO....DEAR I WILL TRY....INSHALLAH.... 😉

hi i m back wid jokes

....Let me share more jokes i read...

Smart Man + Smart Nari = Flirting Jaari[angad n kripa]

Idiot Man + Smart Nari = Jeb Khali[naina anty n dilip uncle]

Smart Man + Idiot Nari = Pav Bhari[mnik n anitaaahhhhhh]

Idiot Man + Idiot Nari = Shaadi.[prithvi n kripa]

.......JOSH dead in smile.....

josh Dies due to lightning. His dead body is found smiling.
Everyone is wondering ?
When God asks him y, he replies "I thought someone was taking my photo".

.....Angad n Prithvi 2 r unkwn 2 eachother, looking 4 their lost wives.....

Angad: What urs look like ?
prithvi: She is 5'6, 36-24-36, fair, pretty & urs ?
Angad: 4get mine, lets look 4 yrs!

....Prith n Manik is discussin bout wife...

Prithvi : My wife's an angel
Manik : You're lucky. Mine's still alive!

.... To All Men in the World...Sorry Girls.....

"Always keep a Photo of your wife/girlfriend in your wallet.
Look at it when you are in trouble, you will realize other problems are not as big as this one."

...To my all I-F friends hope u WILL likE iT......lOv UUUUUUU.....pplLLLLLL EnJoY...

I'm proud to be ur friend because you are
20% Perfect
20% Attractive
20% Great
20% Amazing
20% Loveable
in short you are 100% P.A.G.A.L.

......this is also 4 u ppl........lolz

COMPUTER

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life,
'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems,
'shift' u 2 opportunities & never
'delete' u from my memory!

....jokes btw AMITABH N ANITAHHHHHHH....<<<<<AT KBCP>>>>

Amitabh:Apka terava sawaal pachees lakh ke leye yeh raha apke samne
Contestant ANITAHHHHHHH is tensed.

Amitabh:Who is the father of Abhisheh Bachchan
On the Computer Screen:
A.Amitabh Bachchan B.Laloo Prasad Yadhav C.Mohd Azharuddin D.General Pervez Musharaf

But ANITaHHHHHHH still confused
Amitabh:Not sure....Hmmm aap kya karna chahenge?
ANItaHHHHHHHHHH:I would like to use 50:50

Amitabh:Ok computer,do galat javaabon ko mita dijiye ayr screen par chhodiye ek sahi aur ek galat jawab.

Computer after deleting two names leaves two option:-
B:Laloo Prasad Yadav C: Mohd Azharruddin

Amitabh is confused and tensed.... thinks how come the computer made such a silly mistake but as is said in Bollywood the show must go on.

Now ANItAhHhhhhhhhh is confused
AnITAHHHHHH:I would like to use the last life line "phone a friend....
Amitabh:Aap kisko phone karna chahoonga..."
ANITAHHHHHHH:Main Jaya Bachchan ji ko phone karna Chahoonga
Amitabh Faints!!!!!!!
And the call is now connected to Jaya Bachchan.....

ANItahHHHHHHHHHHHHH asks the question to Jaya
ANItaHHHHHHHHHH:Jayaji Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan?
Jaya Bachchan: Give me the options!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now smile 😆😉

😆 You are toooo gooooooooooooood re 😆 am falling off my chair now 😆