IQBAL:"Hi Neha...Chocolate brown Chuhiyaa...shooting bunk karke yahaan nightclub mein party kar rahi ho?...Dekho, hum sab tumhe lene aayein hain....Suvarna, Amit, Karthik.....we love you so much na...agar tum Dubai mein kho gayi to main EKTA KAPOOR KO KYA JAWAAB DOONGA?"
NEHA:" Aye-haaye...ek to apne kaddoo jaise munh par jo jhoothi concerned smile chipka rakhi hai na...ise hataao...jab dekho meri party kharaab karne pahonch jaate ho.....poori-ki-poori baraat lekar aane ki kya zaroorat thi mujhe dhoondhne ke liye?....main koi Osama Bin Laden hoon kya jo tumhe kha jaati?"
IQBAL:" Theek hai, theek hai.....main to in sabko emergency ke liye laaya tha."
NEHA:" Kya? Emergency? Tum waapis India ja rahe ho kya? Sacch? Yaani tumse chhutti? Amit aur AniTtah ko bhi saath lete jaana...tum par nazar rakhne ke lie bhi koi hona chaahiye na?"
IQBAL:" Akal se paidal ladki...neeche aa jaao..itni jaldi tumhaari jaan those na chhodunga...main in sabko saath isliye laaya hoon taaki agar tumhe shooting par utha kar le jaan pade ...to koi mujhe support karne ke liye koi to ho....tumhe akele uthana..aur woh bhi zabardasti ..kisi zoo ki billi ke saath gulli-danda khelne ke baraabar hai."
NEHA:" Bas itni si baat? Arre Dinosaur, main yahaan pub mein tumhaari problem hi solve kar rahi hoon.....DANCE KARKE WAIT GHATA RAHI HOON...rockstar gadhe!"
IQBAL:" Arre wow! Social service karne chali ho Neha..mujh par itna bada ehsaan.....chalo, main bhi tumhaari help karta hoon...let's dance!"
NEHA:" Main to dance karoongi, par tum kya karoge?"
IQBAL:" Well, main is gulaab ki petals jhaadoonga..aur jab iski shakal tumhaare jaisi ghisi-pitiho jaayegi, to tumhe gift kar doonga...simple!"