NEHA:"Iqbal...donkey-monkey, bloated Australian aaloo, jab dekho sets par mera mazaak udaata rehta hai...sigh! he is too massive for me...uski pitaai to nahiin kar sakti...uski photos par hi apna gussa nikaal leti hoon."
NEHA:"Haaye, haaye, haaye...dekho to photograph mein kaise muskura raha hai..jaise abhi-abhi Bharat-Ratna jeet kar aaya ho."
NEHA:"Humph! It's uncultured animal ki photo jalaane se kya hoga...ghar to mera hi ganda ho raha hai...aur ye kaunsa apni photos ki jali-hui heap saaf karne aayega...yawn! boring...koi naya time-pass dhoondti hoon."
NEHA:"Uff! Lagta hai scriptwriters neend ki goliyaan khakar so gaye hain...tabhi baar-baar Neha ko director jail-scenes shoot karne bhej deta hai..aur ye frankenstein ki tarah munh uthakar mujhe harass karne chali aati hai."
NEHA:"Bahot parr nikal aaye hain tumhaare, mujhe Frankenstein keh rahe ho? Agar tum in bars ke peechhe na hote, to main tumhaari Tamil-Nadu chutney banakar poori unit ko khilaati."
IQBAL:"Sigh! Mera bhi kucch aisa hi armaan hai...tumhaari is twisted shakal se itna bore ho gaya hoon ki mann karta hai ki tumhaara Kashmiri Korma banakar poori unit ko khila doon."
NEHA:"HAHAHHAHA...Twisted? Zara apni shakal twist hote hue dekhna jab ye Sindoor main tumhaare munh par phenkoongi!"
IQBAL:"Aw! Phir se meri handsome shakal ka kachra kar diya...mauka milta nahiin ki ye Hippo poori velocity ke saath mujh par charge ho jaati hai...just you wait Neha, tumne mujhpar Sindoor phenka hai, main tum par kele ka chhilka phenkooga...no, let's get classy...Harley Davidson ki jacket pakadkar maarunga."
NEHA:"Hi Iqbal! See, am back again..ek din mein tumhe harass karne ka double mauka....wowie!"
IQBAL:"Uff, ye Stone-Age ki psycho phir waapis aa gayee...aaj koi aur shoot nahiin hai kya tumhaari?..aur vaise bhi mujhe torture karne ke liye tumhe koi effort karne ki zarooart nahiin hai...tumhe dekhkar main automatically harass ho jaata hoon."
NEHA:"Blood pressure sambhaalo sweetie, abhi to maine dialogues bolne bhi shuru nahiin kiye aur tum rone lage."
IQBAL:"anyway, main tumhare ghar kheere aur ear-ointment ka bill bhijwa raha hoon...bhar dena."
NEHA:Tumhaari baraat aa rahi hai kya jo main tumhaari sabzi aur medicines ke bill bharti phiroon?"
IQBAL:"No my dear....tumhe dekh-dekh kar meri aankhon par jo strain padta hai, uske liye mujhe din mein 6 baar cucumber-circles aur ice-packs ka istemaal karna padta hai....tumhaari koyal jaisi aawaaz sunkar mere kaan mein jo vibrations hote hain, unke liye kaanon mein ointment lagaana padta hai."
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