Amit Tandon's Marriage declaration.
AMIT(displayimg his beautiful dentures):" Hi A-Kians, KYPHians and my adorable Prithvians. I am here to make my marriage declaration to two most eligible and rocking girls in this forum whose interaction about me in "I still adore Prithvi" has overwhelmed me to no end.
Deeply moved and touched to every artery and vein of my body and heart, I hereby declare Misty_eyed 25 and Komal as my LEGAL wives and nobody else. I am sorry for breaking so many hearts here at the forum but I have decided to hook myself to two most charming girls of this forum and since they are not giving any dhamkees about leaving IF, I am sure they'll stick by me forever and bear with my lovely hairstyles and my Yankee accent.
So, all my fantastic female fans…..keep your eyes and hands off
me….I am "paraayee property", "paraaya suhaag" and "paraaya yankee…oops, paraaya man." My loyalty lies with Misty and Komi…. They both are my devoted wives and the apple/pineapple/orange of my eyes…..I am booked and unavailable from now on.
I declare my co-stars Iqbal Khan and Neha Bamb as true witnesses of my proclamation.
IQ:"Umm…err…huh? Ok, anything for Amit dude. I hereby take myself to be a true witness of Amit's declaration of bonding with Mistoo Bhabhi and Komi Bhabhi."
NEHA:"Umm…err…huh? Ok, as Iqbal said, anything for Amit dude. I too hereby declare myself as a true witness to Amit's declaration of bonding with Mistoo Bhabhi and Komi Bhabhi."
IQ-NEHA:"Now, Amit's next post will be about….how his darling caring harmonious wives caught him flirting with an Arabian princess in Dubai…and we'll sign as witnesses on his black-eye….ouchhh!"