Welcome on board flight SONY KYPH 2005, your captain is EKTA KAPOOR. Mumbai ka taapman hai 12 degrees celsius (owing to K giving A the COLD shoulder).
Kuch hi der baad humari flight take off karne waali hai. Sabhi yaatriyon se nivedan hai ki kursi ki peti kuss ke bandh lein. Heart patients and asthma patients would be advised to use the oxygen masks provided directly above their seats, because turbulence between A and K has been forecast by our MET and KYPH forum departments.
Our flight will land in Dubai International Airport within 3 hours. Wahaan ka taapman hoga a boiling 100 degrees celsius (owing to the delectable friction between A and K).
Please turn on the TV screens provided in front of your seats. Tune in to KYPH monday to thursday from 8:00 p.m to 8:30 p.m IST on SONY television for the experience of a lifetime...
Here's wishing you a safe and happy journey from your captain EKTA KAPOOR and flight attendant BALAJI TELEFILMS...
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