Raj/Sujal/Varun/Rajvir- Whoz he? Find out

Rajveer is waiting for Ritu at a restaurant which he has booked exclusively for their dinner…….He's very excited about today's date……

Rajveer: (to himself)Ye Ritu ab tak kyun nahi aayi?? Kahan reh gayi???

Just then, the watchman signals him that his date is coming inside, Rajveer prepares himself……

Rajveer: Itni late aayi hai naa!! Mai bhi baat nahi karunga!! (he sits with his back towards the door)

The girl (Nikki of 'Kya Haadsa Kya Haqeeqat') comes to him and shouts in anger!!

Nikki: Raaaaaaajjjjjjjj!!!

Rajveer stands-up in amazement hearing that harsh voice and turns…..

Rajveer: Kaun hain aap??? Ritu kahan hai??

Nikki: Itni jaldi bhool gaye mujhe Raj!!! Meri zindagi barbaad karke tum yahan kisi Ritu ko date kar rahe ho???

Rajveer: Dekhiye shaayad aapko galatfehmi ho gayi hai…….maine kisi ki zindagi barbaad nahi ki hai!! I'm Captain Rajveer Singh Shekhawat!!

Nikki: Tum?? Aur Army Captain??? Army walon ka dimaag kharaab ho gaya hai kya??

Rajveer: Dimaag to aapka kharaab ho gaya hai madam!!! Tab se na jaane kya kya badbadaaye jaa rahi hain!!!

Nikki: Sachchai hamesha kadvi hoti hai Raj!!!

Rajveer: Filhaal to aap kadvi ho rahi hain……Dekhiye…….

Just then, another girl (Roma of 'Time Bomb') enters the restaurant……..

Roma: Varrrrrruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn!!!

Nikki: (in amazement) Hain??? Varun?? Tum to keh rahe the ki tumhara naam Rajveer hai!!! To phir ye Varun kaun hai??

Rajveer: Mujhe kya pata???

Roma: Varun!!! My Varun!!! (hugs him) Tum kaise ho?? Tumhe nahi pata maine aur Payal ne tumhare bina ye din kaise guzaare!!!

Nikki: Jaise maine guzaare!!! Isko maar daalne ki chaah me!!!

Roma: Dekho!! Tum jo bhi ho!! Mere Varun ke bare me kuch mat bolna!!

Rajveer: Lekin mai Varun nahi hun!!! Mai Rajveer hun!!! Captain Rajveer Singh Shekhawat………

Roma: Hay ram!!! Kal tak to tum Senior Field Officer Varun Awasthi from ACT-RAW the…….Aaj Army-Captain kaise ban gaye???

Rajveer: (in his mind) What?? ACT-RAW?? Ye ladki to bahut pahunchi hui cheez lagti hai…pata lagana hoga ye mujhe kyun phasa rahi hai is tarah… (to Roma)…..a….haan Romaa!! My sweetheart!! Mai vo...V..v...arun he to hun mai!!!

Roma: Haan!! Mai bhi to tab se yehi samjhane ki koshish kar rahi hun inhe!!

Nikki: To do minute pehle tumne kyun kaha ki tumhe nahi pata Varun kaun hai??? Mai tumhe nahi choodungi……..You cheat!!!!

Nikki steps foreward to hit Raj just when another girl (the much awaited Kashish ok KTH) comes in front to save him……

Nikki: Kaun ho tum!!! Saamne se hato….

Kashish: Sujal agar ek naam hai to uski pehchaan Kashish hai, vo agar zindagi hai to Kashish uski saans hai,vo chalta hai to uski aahat hai,hasta hai to uski muskurahat hai, rota hai to uske aansuon ka ehsaas hai Kashish……bhagwaan ki banai duniya bina bhagwaan ke chal sakti hai par Kashish ki duniya uske Sujal ke bina nahi!!

Rajveer: Wao!!! Bahut acha bola, khud likha hai aapne???

Kashish: Haan Sujal, sirf tumhare liye!!!

Roma: Dekhiye madam, aapko zarur koi galatfehmi hui hai……ye mere pati Varun hain!!! Aur aapke ye dialogues yahan kam nahi aane wale!!!

Rajveer: (in utter amazement)Paaatiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

Roma: Pata hai Varun, Payal bhi aayi hai, bahar car me baithi hai…….chalo naa…..

Nikki: Now who is Payal???

Roma: Humari beti!!!

Kashish: (crying loudly)Hey bhagwaan!!! Mai lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi, mera Sujal kisi aur ka ho gaya!! Ab mai jee ke kya karungi???

Rajveer: Vohi jo aapko acha lagta ho!!!!

Kashish: Kya?? Tumne mujhe samajh kya rakha hai Mr. Sujal Garewall?? Kya mai roz-roz shaadiyan karti rahungi???

Rajveer: I must say…..bahut he ajeeb shauk hain aapke!!!

Roma: Chalo naa Varun, Payal wait kar rahi hogi!!!

Rajveer: Dekhiye Roma jee mai Varun nahi hun!!!

Nikki: Acha to ab tum Varun bhi nahi ho….thodi der me kahoge Rajveer bhi nahi hun……….Par mind you mai tumhe nahi chodungee Raj!!!

Here enters our Ritu Mishra in a Pink Shiffon Sari………

Ritu: Hello Captain!! Who are these ladies???

Rajveer just gives a weird expression…

Nikki: Mai samjhaati hun….I want to kill Raj…… (pointing towards Roma) She wants to go home with Varun……. (pointing towards Kashish) and she wants to marry Sujal.

Ritu: Haan to aap sab yahan kya kar rahi hain??? Yahan to Captain Rajveer hain naa!!

Nikki: Nahi ye Raj Malhotra hai!!!

Roma: Nahi ye mere pati Varun hain!!!

Kashish: Arre ye Sujal hai…….Mera Sujal!!!

Ritu: (to the three ladies) Stop it you chaotic trio…… (holding Rajveer's hand) Hum kahiin aur chalte hain dinner karne!!

Roma: Aise kaise le jaogi tum Varun ko? Payal ko kya……..

Roma faints as Kashish hits her with a flower vase from behind.

Kashish: Dekho Sujal, ab to maine ise bhi raste se hata diya hai, ab to chalo mere saath……I promise ab mai tumhare siva kisi aur se kabhi shaadi nahi karungi!!! I know it's a bit difficult but I'll manage!!! Just for you jaan…..I mean mai to tumhare liye jaan bhi de sakti hun. Aakhir humne mere make-up kit ko saakshi maan kar kitne wade kiye hain ek dusre se!!! Un sabka kya hoga??

Apne Captain Sahab is down to biting nails hearing this from Kashish. Just then Nikki aims the gun-point at Kashish……..

Nikki: Theek hai, pehle tum iske liye jaan do phir mai is Raj ki jaan loongi!!!

Rajveer: Tumhe kya lagta hai mai is Holi wali gun se darr jaunga???

Nikki suddenly aims up and fires due to which Kashish faints as she thought Nikki has shot her.

Nikki: It's your turn Raj!!! Aaj to mai tumhe…..

Nikki too faints……..this time by the grace of Dr. Ritu Mishra who showered her love for Rajveer in the form of a big blow on her.

Rajveer: Thanks Dr. Mishra!!! Aaj aapne mujhe faint hone se bacha liya, varna pichle do dino se mera haal bura tha!!! Chaliye chalte hain……Kahiin aur!!!

Just then Varun's daughter Payal came running in the hall towards Rajveer saying…

Payal: PAPAAAAA!!!! PAPAAAAAA!!!

Rajveer: Mar gaya!!!!

Aur is baar bhi use faint hone se koi nahi bacha paya!!!

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Rajeev Rox

Thank You so very much everyone!!!