Last Week’s KOTW - Read!

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Parvati and her family arrive at Shanti Niketan with boxes of sweets in their hands. Tulsi opens the door widely and says: "Oh! Parvati,what a pleasant surprise,glad to see you n your family members."

BTW your looking very beautiful.Arre ye mithai kis liye,anything special?

Parvati replies.."Haan, ajj bohat khushi ke baat hai! I got a brrrriiiiiiilllllllliaaaaaant idea 😃me n u will start a school where we will teach how to give vashan 😃😃hows dat?"😃


60 memebers of KSKBT n 40 members of KGGK got a big shock.

Tulsi gets all excited and says.. "u know we can hire Kasturi (From Kasturi) cos she excels in giving absolute useless Bhashans and we can ask her to train our pupils in giving slaps too."
Tulsi asks.. "what else u have in mind for the school?"😊

Parvati:"As now Anuraag and Prerna,r totally free,We'll ask them to give sum lessons on "Pyaar" and "Qurbaani"😆

Suddenly Shasha appeared dere n said.."Kill mee" ..."What is goin on here?"

Tulsi to Saasha "Beta...if you say "kill me" so many times....I may actually take you seriously and kill you." "I have done it twice." 😉

Then Tulsi-Parvati do aarti of Thakurji, and they start discussing the curriculum that they will teach in their school.

List of subjects is as follows :

1) How to speak for 10 minutes passionately on absolutely rubbish topic like Parivaar, Maa, Pyaar, Dil etc

2) Slapping ( we have absolutely no problem in finding teachers here)

3) Crying your heart out. 😭

4) Making Dhoklas and Rangolis (kyunki is specialist...even Kayamath's Shah family can help)

5) Shaadi-divorce-phir shaadi- phir divorce:

6) Special training to Men on how to handle 2-3-4-5 wives

7) Making a comeback on luxery Yatches from Grave , London/US/Antartica......

8) How to break marriages and romantic jodis .....We are specialist in last minute Dulha-dulhan swapping😆

9) Importance of DNA tests....you have to know who is dad/mom of ur child......100% its not you😆

10. How to become rich-poor-rich all in a span of two months.

11. How to throw parties at the lamest excuse and serve no food in them.

12. How to dance and sing all the latest
songs in those parties.

13. How to convince
ur family that marrying someone is the only solution to a business problem.

14. How to be a detective solving murders, frauds etc. beating the likes of Sherlock Holmes, Indian and International Police.

15. How to appear shocked when u hear something bad and coordinate getting up from the Sofa at the same time as ur family.

Om comes up to them and says, "Arre Parvati bas bhi karo, hum yahan par mehmaan hain ... aur haan Tulsiji, aap ko nahi lagta ki yeh school-wool se pehle Mihirji ko jail se nikalna zaroori hain warna main yahan par bore ho jaaonga" 😆Tulsi smiles and says.... "Om ji...jab Rishikaji aur Gunn hain to mai Mihir ki parva kyon karoon?"

And then suddenly there is a loud bang in the garden and Mihir comes limping to the door, "uff yeh khambakth deewar itni unchi kyun hain 😆😆Tulsi, main jail se bhaag aaya hoon, tum logon ka intezaar kar karke thak gaya, ab to rishikaji aur gunn ko kuch karna hi padega" 😆Tulsi didn't give any attention to her hubby.....she is toooooooo bz b/c of da new school...😆
Mihir started crying.😭

Shasha came dere n started screaming, "CAN SUM1 TELL ME WHAT IS GOIN HERE"...😕"I just went upstairs n I saw an old lady she told me dat she is 400 years old!" 😕"Hows dat possible?"...😕 😕 Before Saasha completed his sentence, he got a tight slap from Prerna and in her true Mother-India style she shouts at Saasha: "Badtameez ...sharam nahin aati Baa ke bare mei aisi baat karta hai......tere jaise na jaane kitne time-pass villians aye aur chale gaye....lekin Baa aaj tak zinda hai aur agle 400 saal tak zinda rahengi"
Saasha to Prerna : "Theek hai aunty ji😆...yeh baat aap mereko bina thappad mare bhi to bol sakti thi na 😆.......yeh Baa hai ya Taj Mahal."
Prerna : "Saasha beta....actually yeh mera style hai 😉.....jab bhi mereko entry leni hoti hai...to tere jaise villains par apna haat saaf kar ke entry leti hoon."

All of a sudden a song "sajna ji vari vari" starts playing in the background....and OP, MT, and others start dancing Prerna is super confused who should I dance with - Bajaj or Basu.

The dance continues, Rishika and Gunn make their entry everyone is shocked
Tulsi:"Meera?" Parvati says: "No Tulsi she is Rishika my souten
Then Tulsi says no dear this is Meeraji, my souten."
And Meera/Rish comes and says TP darling multi-tasking is my speciality, I am soutan of you both and see who is coming next.
Mandira enters and Parvati says "Pallavi!?" Tulsi says: "she is mandira not pallavi and ise main nahin chhodungi." Parvati interrupts "nahin yeh pallavi hai aur aaj mein ise nahin chhodungi." tabhi mandira/pallavi shouts " main na mandira hun na pallavi hun main nikhila hun aur yahan timepass karne aayi thi."

Anyways, dadi goes and hugs ajay and says "beta tum zinda ho" and gets emotional and then tripti says in her mind " uff yeh agarwal parivaar bhi viraani parivaar ki tarah emotional fools hain. 😆

Then enters Garima and Shobha (Tulsi's daughter) runs and says" Pari beta tum kahan thi?"
She sees her in Sindoor-Mangal-sutra and gives her a tight slap : "Besharam ladki tune apni maa ko bina invite kiye shaadi kar li."

Then da beautiful song 'Kavi na Sookoon aya' started playin 😳a veeeeeeeeery handsome guy Prem (Manoj Bohra) n a very cuit gal Mukti entered (Tina)
Prerna said Muktiiiiiii Paro said Shruti...... 😕
Mukti: "Now 2 day I'm just Mukti Prem's Mukti." 😳She looked at Prem who was shocked to see tooooooooo many mother indias.😆😆 Just then sameer comes running and hugs mukti thinking it is shruti and prem faints at the sight thinking ki "yeh tumne theek nahin kiya mukti of all the people ise hi mera sout banana tha." Mukti aka Shruti is shocked and then comes Mother India Prerna who delivers a tight slap to Sameer and says, "How dare u?" while Parvati tries to explain that Sameer is Shruti's husband. 😃

Now ACP Ragini Suryawanshi (Sudha Chandrran) enters Virani house. Tulsi tells Paro that ACP is really good cop. Parvati decides to take help of ACP Ragini to put Saasha behind the bars. She takes Ragini to Saasha As soon as Ragini sees Saasha.....she gives a tight Saulte "ACP Ragini reporting SIR."
Parvati is shocked again but Ragini informs Paro he is my boss, Mr Mansingh. He successfully solved so many cases including Gujral's murder case of Virani. He is too good. 😳
Now it is Saasha's turn to get shock he simply says "Kill me." 😉

All the hell break loose coz of this confusion and soon the party turns into a battle ground.
A tug-of-war starts:
Parvati-Tulsi pulling Rishika/Meera
Prem - Sameer pulling Mukti/Shruti
Tripti-Maaji pulling Ajay/rishab
etc etc.....

Finally there is a "Dhishoom" sound and someone says "Silence please" everyone turns and see that Nivedeta Basu has arrived she shouts on microphone "All of you shut up and listen to me. I am distrubuting Name tags each person will wear it and that person is gonna be what the name tag says and if that person resembles some one else you have to forget it.😆

Saasha is very happy...he smartly takes name tag of Mansingh
and says again "Killllllllllll Me"😳 Parvati gets upset seeing now sasha is maansingh and thinks she will miss him

In the meanwhile mandira takes pallavi's tag, ajay takes rishabh's tag and shruti takes tina's tag and then leaves with her prem.

Prem said wat! Isn't dat Yubraaj 😡my cousin,Uncle Chachu's son 😡
Adi aka Yubraaj aka Jatin entered 😳he became scared.😆😆😆Then Maithli came running and told Adi to go and pick Youraj's tag 😉 her plan is to run away with this Yuvraj and Garima will be fooled also.😉 But then maithili cudnt find her tag 😆and she goes to nivedita who says, "Oh we actually completely forgot u exist" 😆😆😆

Parvati goes to Saasha and reads his tag "Mansingh Chauhaan well done Saasha you know, I can also become Devi if I want and then I can kill you with my 3rd eye."
Saasha replies – "Oh really Parvati aunty oops Parvati ji coz you are not Mansingh's aunty for sure 😆 I don't think they will have the tag of Devi because it doesn't start with "K" 😉 so go and take a chill pill while I check that ACP Ragini she is cool and I like her." 😉

Sasha goes towards ACP Ragini and suddenly there's a loud meeeeeeeeeeoooowwww and its Jas Thakral at the door.

Jas Thakraal moves towards new Tulsi and says "ju ju ju juhi.....you are mine".....and juhi runs in slow motion and hugs him she says "I will be much happier in Billey Niketan than in this Shanti niketan chalo Thakku lets go. 😉😆

Saasha goes to Ragini and says "Hello dear."
Ragini says- "Oh sir you." 😳
Saasha says - Please Ragi 😉 don't call me Sir call me Saasha that's what my loved ones call me. 😳
Gunn sees all this and gets extremely jealous. 😆 Gunn goes to Maansingh and ACP ragini and gives them a stern look, and is about to say something when Tanu calls out for her. Gunn ignores Tanu and asks Mansigh for a
dance Saasha is too happy and they both dance on "pehla Nasha" after all Gunn was Saasha's first love. 😳

Then someone enters the party its Ishaan.

Ishan became confused..he asked Adi what is goin on Adi was confused dey both start thinkin😕

Den Prem went dere. 😳

Ishaan , Adi and Prem start dancing on "koi kehe kehta rehe" from Dil chata hai suddenly dhishum dis time Ekta Kapoor came 😆 😆😆"What is goin on here? 😡dancin widout me I will dance wid Karan Johar"

Dey started dancin den every1 stood quitely and clapped coz no one mess with Ekta kapoor 😆 so Kjo and Ekta danced on all Kjo's movie songs while rest clapped 😆...and suddenly there was a dishum this time Jeetu ji came. 😉

Ektaaaaaaaaaaa... 😡😡u stop dancin or I will kill KJ den suddenly Shasha said
..."Kiiiiiiiilllll Me"

Ekta heard Saasha and said "OMg he is chooo sweet he is ready to die for my Kjo Saasha you are hero of my next serial 😍 and even in KGGK you will get a good girl. 😳 Shasha ," can u pleeeeeeeeej make Paro my wife in dat."😳😳😳
Ekta was abt to answer suddenly SRK came," Karan J what r u doing I saw ur dance wid Ekta its from ur film but man It was my song also... 😭u destroyed it!😭😭😭 Thankfully Ekta didn't hear what Saasha said 😆 and SRK
dances and shows everyone how "say shava shava" should be.

Now Adi-Mets started dancing on bole- churiyaan.
Adi fell when he was dancin he cried, "Maaaaaaaaa." Maithili comes and holds him, and then they have a romantic eye-lock 😳and the song "chup tum raho" plays in the background...maithili gets shy and turns to go away when adi holds her hand and pulls her towards him. 😳

Every1 was feelin kinda embrassed 😆😆after all its a public place.😆😆😆
Prem went to Adi n told him to control himself.

On the other hand, Om found out da Paro is missin "where is she????????"......... Om goes in search of paro and is shocked to see her with sasha aka maan singh Om is hurt what r u doin wid Shasha Paro...
Paro: "Im kinda bored of u so now Im wid Shasha."😃 Om gets emotional and asks "Paro sasha mein aisa kya hai jo mujh mein nahin hai." "Dis is called hotness man 😃u will not understand dis, u go wid Rishika" 😆😆😆

In the party Prerna n Tulsi start fightin over Mihir/Bajaj. 😃😃
Prem was watchin dis n enjoin dis very much. 😃

Karan Johar was thinking ki "yeh main kahan aake fans gaya
" and he runs away from there. 😆

Then mihir/bajaj comes to stop tulsi/prerna fight and says" lado mat yaar main ek saath do sambhaal sakta hun."

Ekta Kapoor then comes with the slogan "Kahaani Mein Twist."

Parvati is pretending to love Sasha, so she can expose him as Sasha and not Mansingh. Om goes to the Shanti Niketan Mandir, and prays to God to help get Parvati back then the shank is blown and in enters The Pandavs and Krishna. 😆 Om
faints on seeing them 😆and parvati gets shocked and starts running to him when sasha stops her.😆😆But Saasha is too smart to get trapped in Parvati "aunty's" plan so he decided to keep his Mansingh tag and he was saved from police forever 👏👏👏 and he got lots of respect all his life from all the police walas. 😉

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Compiled by Natasha aka ange94. Thanks hun!

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Posted: 17 years ago
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LMAO!! 😆 😆
Haha...love the part where Prem was shocked cuz there are too many Mother Indias 😆
aww...you guys made my day 😳

Thanks Natasha!

Edited by Quinn101 - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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🤣 Tats really sooooooo funny yaaar... Especially the Sasha's dialogues abt Baa and Prerna's slap😆😆

Thanks Nats for compiling it😃

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: knumnum

🤣 Tats really sooooooo funny yaaar... Especially the Sasha's dialogues abt Baa and Prerna's slap😆😆

Thanks Nats for compiling it😃

some one is bak😳😆 we were missin u Krishi😳 especially in the KOTW.........thx Natasha....😳

Edited by pink_pari89 - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Thanks Natasha....

BTW I made sure that Saasha lived happily everafter....... 😆 😉
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: tvfan1401

Thanks Natasha....

BTW I made sure that Saasha lived happily everafter....... 😆 😉

Ohh tats ur work??? I shud have guessed it😆😆

Pari: Aaawww Pari, where u been? Long time no see... How r u? Tats sooo sweet of u to say tat... Thankooosssss but u guys also did a fab job in this KOTW😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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thanks natasha...its so hilarious..and ya ritu u ended it well 😉
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Tht was hilarious🤣🤣🤣!

Especially,when Sasha's dialogues abt Baa🤣+Prem shocked to see sooo many "Mother Indias"🤣+Prem asks Adi to control himself🤣...

Amazing!U ppl r just too gud😆!

Thnx Natasha😳...
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Thanks Natasha for compiling this and thanks to all who contributed too!
The ending was just perrrrrrrrrfect! 😃
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Posted: 17 years ago
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🤣 This has to be the best of them all! 🤣

Sasha's views abt Baa's age,Nivedita telling Mets that she forgot they existed,Prem fainting,Prem telling Adi to control himslef( 🤣 ) Adi falling down and crying and of course Mr Billi and his Billyniketan. 🤣

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