Kahaani Ronakshi Ki (KRK): A satire on the ongoing track

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Disclaimer: This is for comic purposes only. Might involve some emotional torture. If you want to proceed in spite of my warning, I hope this will make you laugh and remind you of how hopeless and besharam we all are for putting up with such a terrible story line.šŸ˜†



SONAKSHI

"Sonakshi, I want you to keep an eye on the Sippys. I'm sure one of them is behind what happened to your father." said the inspector whose name I don't even know. Still, I can say with complete honesty that he's the most logical person on the show right now.


"Par uncle main bhi tho ek Sippy hun! They're my family now. How can you ask this from me? It breaks my heart to hear such things about my family." Sonakshi responded as a single tear escaped her eye. The inspector placed his hand on her shoulder.


"My wife watches your show. She's your biggest fan. You're Parvati right? Don't worry. The whole world might be dying but you'll still find a way to save it." He said in a serious tone as he looked at her like she was his superior. ACP hai, CP se baath hi nahi karta hai kya?


"Yes uncle. Aap sahi kehte ho. Main kuch bhi karungi, I will save my family." The woman who was on the verge of losing her marriage said with confidence.


"Sona, we need your help to decode this mystery. Without you, it'd be impossible for us to get to the truth." Inspector uncle said, forgetting that she was the actress and he, the police.


"Like I said uncle, Main hu na? I'll do everything I can to help you." Sonakshi said as she looked at the man in front of her with determination and confidence. Praan jaye but vachan na jaye indeed.


"Uncle please Rohit ko kuch ma bathana." She pleaded. Rohit kaun hai Sonakshi? Tumhara paanch saal ka bachha?


"Daro math. I will not tell him anything." He said, reassuring her that he wouldn't tell an innocent man that someone in his family had tried to kill his father.


ROHIT


"Rohit! She's a chudail I'm telling you. She has you under your spell. Don't listen to her!" Nishi said as she tapped her rainbow nails on his hospital desk.


"Yes." Rohit said as he nodded in agreement.


"She's an actress Rohit! Everything she has done for us has been an act." Rohit kept nodding as Nishi continued.


"When she saved Pooja, it was only to win your trust!..." Sach me! She risked her life for the sake of earning someone's trust. Go on Nishi, Please go on!


"All those times she said she didn't want any money from you was only because she wanted money from you!" the intelligent side of Nishi quirped.


"Yes bua! I was so dumb." Rohit said as he nodded along.


"Ab kya karu main?" He asked, looking up to the lady who'd opened his eyes to the cruel reality.


"What are you waiting for! Jaake kehdo usse, Tell her you want nothing to do with her, tell her that you know about her schemes." She said as her nephew looked at her with conviction.


"Haan bua absolutely! I'll go rightaway! Ek auction hai. I'll go tell her there in front of everyone!It'll be my ultimate revenge." said the man who hates airing his dirty laundry in public.


"Don't forget her to insult her a little bit. " Nishi bua smiled.


"Of course bua! That's a good idea. I'll make you proud dekhna!" Said Rohit, as he ran towards the door, brimming with glee for he was going to sadistically pull apart the only woman he truly every loved.


_*_*_*_*_


Come at me guys, come at me with the joothas, the chappals and the ande. I'm ready.šŸ¤—


P.S: I still want your love in spite of all this.


Love,

Naina.







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Posted: 5 years ago
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Omg brilliant! I loved it🤣

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LMAOOOOO🤣what is this naina🤣

Nishi said as she tapped her rainbow nails on his hospital desk.🤣 don't kill me LOOL.


"When she saved Pooja, it was only to win your trust!..." Sach me! She risked her life for the sake of earning someone's trust. Go on Nishi, Please go on!

BAHAHAHAHAHA i love this!


This is epic, good job! also i love dhow you are spreading your arms to welcome all the joothas and chappals in the note. that cracked me up even more🤣 love it!

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Rainbow nails.... I just cant stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Awesome ! šŸ‘šŸ¼

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Omg brilliant! I loved it🤣

Thank you :)ā¤ļø

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Originally posted by: Mushfika_01

LMAOOOOO🤣what is this naina🤣

Nishi said as she tapped her rainbow nails on his hospital desk.🤣 don't kill me LOOL.


"When she saved Pooja, it was only to win your trust!..." Sach me! She risked her life for the sake of earning someone's trust. Go on Nishi, Please go on!

BAHAHAHAHAHA i love this!


This is epic, good job! also i love dhow you are spreading your arms to welcome all the joothas and chappals in the note. that cracked me up even more🤣 love it!

Mujhe bhi pata nahi hai, what I've done!🤣


It would have been epic if her rainbow nails were caught on the CCTV camera. Just imagine.🤣


And yes, I'll be like Raj from DDLJ waiting for the joothasšŸ¤—

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Originally posted by: Neonholic

Rainbow nails.... I just cant stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Awesome ! šŸ‘šŸ¼

Thank you!


I can't get those nails out of my head.🤪

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Originally posted by: YoursDearly

Disclaimer: This is for comic purposes only. Might involve some emotional torture. If you want to proceed in spite of my warning, I hope this will make you laugh and remind you of how hopeless and besharam we all are for putting up with such a terrible story line.šŸ˜†



SONAKSHI

"Sonakshi, I want you to keep an eye on the Sippys. I'm sure one of them is behind what happened to your father." said the inspector whose name I don't even know. Still, I can say with complete honesty that he's the most logical person on the show right now.


"Par uncle main bhi tho ek Sippy hun! They're my family now. How can you ask this from me? It breaks my heart to hear such things about my family." Sonakshi responded as a single tear escaped her eye. The inspector placed his hand on her shoulder.


"My wife watches your show. She's your biggest fan. You're Parvati right? Don't worry. The whole world might be dying but you'll still find a way to save it." He said in a serious tone as he looked at her like she was his superior. ACP hai, CP se baath hi nahi karta hai kya?


"Yes uncle. Aap sahi kehte ho. Main kuch bhi karungi, I will save my family." The woman who was on the verge of losing her marriage said with confidence.


"Sona, we need your help to decode this mystery. Without you, it'd be impossible for us to get to the truth." Inspector uncle said, forgetting that she was the actress and he, the police.


"Like I said uncle, Main hu na? I'll do everything I can to help you." Sonakshi said as she looked at the man in front of her with determination and confidence. Praan jaye but vachan na jaye indeed.


"Uncle please Rohit ko kuch ma bathana." She pleaded. Rohit kaun hai Sonakshi? Tumhara paanch saal ka bachha?


"Daro math. I will not tell him anything." He said, reassuring her that he wouldn't tell an innocent man that someone in his family had tried to kill his father.


ROHIT


"Rohit! She's a chudail I'm telling you. She has you under your spell. Don't listen to her!" Nishi said as she tapped her rainbow nails on his hospital desk.


"Yes." Rohit said as he nodded in agreement.


"She's an actress Rohit! Everything she has done for us has been an act." Rohit kept nodding as Nishi continued.


"When she saved Pooja, it was only to win your trust!..." Sach me! She risked her life for the sake of earning someone's trust. Go on Nishi, Please go on!


"All those times she said she didn't want any money from you was only because she wanted money from you!" the intelligent side of Nishi quirped.


"Yes bua! I was so dumb." Rohit said as he nodded along.


"Ab kya karu main?" He asked, looking up to the lady who'd opened his eyes to the cruel reality.


"What are you waiting for! Jaake kehdo usse, Tell her you want nothing to do with her, tell her that you know about her schemes." She said as her nephew looked at her with conviction.


"Haan bua absolutely! I'll go rightaway! Ek auction hai. I'll go tell her there in front of everyone!It'll be my ultimate revenge." said the man who hates airing his dirty laundry in public.


"Don't forget her to insult her a little bit. " Nishi bua smiled.


"Of course bua! That's a good idea. I'll make you proud dekhna!" Said Rohit, as he ran towards the door, brimming with glee for he was going to sadistically pull apart the only woman he truly every loved.


_*_*_*_*_


Come at me guys, come at me with the joothas, the chappals and the ande. I'm ready.šŸ¤—


P.S: I still want your love in spite of all this.


Love,

Naina.








I am still wondering from when top officers started revealing their plan to family members šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

The officer shows her all videos ..discusses all probable criminals with her ...also talks to her abt the fact that the criminal could be left handed šŸ˜¬šŸ˜€ are they seriously insane ....gone mad ...they are ridiculing all police officers and the entire system...they should have shown the police officer investigating and bringing this out as evidence while Explaining who the criminal is ....which would have been the right story path instead they made Sonakshi detective Sonakshi ...thst was the only title remaining now

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This is superb...the though process of a sane audience... you should also put up one thought by trp audience 🤣🤣🤣

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Originally posted by: Reshmi.parekh78


I am still wondering from when top officers started revealing their plan to family members šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

The officer shows her all videos ..discusses all probable criminals with her ...also talks to her abt the fact that the criminal could be left handed šŸ˜¬šŸ˜€ are they seriously insane ....gone mad ...they are ridiculing all police officers and the entire system...they should have shown the police officer investigating and bringing this out as evidence while Explaining who the criminal is ....which would have been the right story path instead they made Sonakshi detective Sonakshi ...thst was the only title remaining now


KHKT becomes KPK.😭


And FD becomes the Rohit who once ridiculed the show. Sad times indeed.😵

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