Hey bhootnis!!! Once again I have started dreaming!!😆😛So, here goes my latest dream about Devinder Katie, all the other KMHs, and our evergreen DK!!😆
First I saw that Devinder paaji is standing on an Island of Mauritius!😆The island looked just like the ganpatiphule island, aur devinder paaji was sitting on the zameen, looking up at the sky since he was thinking of his deceased mom and dad, and humming this tune:
zindagi mei koi chamiyaa kabhie aaye na o mere abba ( he was talking to his dad😆). Agar aaye bhi, to phir apne saath leke aaye apna dabbaa...aaa..aaa..Chaacha kehta hai ki mei sirf baawarchi huuu..uuu..uuu...uuu..uu..uu....baawarchi banneke baawajood bhi mere dil ko tasalli nahi mili o abbaa..aa....aa..aaa...😆
Just then Katie gets up from sleep and says:
ye mundaa hai re mammaa kaisa hai parwaana. Kitnaa mushkil hai mammaa isko surily gaana sikhaana. Dheere dheere gaana mere brain mei goonj ne lagtaa hai. Goonj te goonj te goonj te mere hypothalamus gland damage hota hai....😆
Devinder then gets upset and goes into the jungle, and starts singing a shayaari:
jhooth bole to katie humhe maare, sach bole to humhe wo kaate, Ranveer bole to wo chup ke se hasse, Danny bole to katie humesha haare, Kamyaani aunty bole to katie muh ulatke roye, aur agar daadi bole to wo mehzabeen sirf hare raam hare krishna kare.😆
Just then Ranveer came over there and told Devinder:
Hum to aise hai bhayiyya, arre hum to hai katie ka asli sayiyya. Bohot jald mei usse churaalunga, aur tumhaare paas rahega sirf ek nayiyya. Arre churaalunga tumse usse bhayiyya!😛😆
Dung dung dunga dung dung dung dung dung dung dung, dung dung dunga dung dung dung dung dung dung dung dung dung dung daaa...😆
Scene Change...
DK Swarglok tabela!😛Kajju baby and Devu baby are sitting on a bench in their swarglok garden, and thinking about their life on planet Earth.😆Devu tells Kajju that ever since they left that circus, it has become a big joke, and now no one is interested in watching it. Pehle to Moussourie aur Bhadraapur ke goats group form karke tv room mei jaake aankhe phaar phaarke humaare romantic scenes dekhte the, lekin ab in bichre hue dukhi laiilee aur majnu aashiqo ko Sony aur Shreyas ke elaawa aur koi nahi dekhega.
Kajju baby then tells him that Ooparwale ka laakh laakh shukriya jo karan jaise berukhi si fareshta ko bhejke humaari waat lagaadi😆, aur agar karruu aisa nahi karta , to aaj hum itni masti ke mood mei to nahi hote😳. Aur dekho in chaaro ko.
Ek Katie jo mere baaremei jaankaari lene aayi thi, aur meraa naam roshan karna chaah ti thi, wohi Katie aaj pata nahi kaise swimming costumes pehenke Devinder aur Ranveer ke saath masti karte karte nashe mei khogayi.😕😆Pehle wo kehti thi, ki mujhe kuch dhoondna hai,phir meri picture paint karti hai aur ab kehti hai ki meri to ek hi tamanna thi, ki meraa raajkumaar mujhe ek safed pakshiraaj per baithake leke jaayega.Pata nahi ye sach mei kya karna chaah ti hai.😕
Then Devu baby starts speaking:
Doosra hai Devinder jo ye samajhtaa hai ki wo meri parchaayi hai, lekin wo to mirchi khushi khushi khaa leta hai aur chaacha ki baat sunte hi ro deta hai.Lekin katie hi hai jo mirchi khaate waqt meri tara hairaan hojaati hai, aur chote chote kapre pehenke ghoom ti rehti hai. Devinder meri parchaayi kaise ho saktaa jaanu?😕 Wo to din bhar,Katie ki body guard baneki koshish karta rehtaa hai, aur katie hai ki usse baar baar galat samajh ti hai, jaise mei tumhe galat samajh ta tha.To kya katie meri parchaayi hai? Arre nahi nahi, ye kaise ho saktaa hai, wo bhi to devinder ki tara guitaar leke show ki wallpaper per Devinder ke saath candy cane ki tara khari rehti hai, aur apne aap ko devinder hawaale kardena chaah ti hai.😕
Then, Kajju baby starts talking about Kamyaani:
Aur haa Dev, ye Kamyaani iski kya problem hai? Devinder Katie to Yugopotamia planet se aaye hai, jo earth ki opposite hai, isi liye ajeeb hai, lekin ye Kamayaani aisi kyu hai? Ye apne aap ko master planner samajh ti hai, lekin iss mei to itni himmat bhi nahi, ki ye koi spider maar sakhe.😆kahi Inke bahaadur giri mei koi badlaav to nahi aaya jaanu?
Aur last but not least Ranveer jo gobar ki mehek ko nahi pehchaanta, aur gobar ko dawaai samajhke sojaata hai.😆Phir hero giri dekhaaneke liye adhivaasi gundoko hire karta hai. Ye sab kya hai jaanu? Aur wo oopar se ye bhi kehta hai ki mei katie aur uski jaidaad ke bina nahi jee sakta.😕 Iss bechaare ki pituitary gland aur hypothalamus gland mei koi major disorder to nahi jaanu?
Scene Change....
Devinder upon hearing Ranveer's song gets furious and tries to show him some dolle sholle.😆He then tells Ranveer to have a dance competition with him and dance infront of katie. The adhivaasis and katie will be the judges, and whoever dances like a jhalak dikhlaaja champion, will take katie away by making her sit on a Moussourie goat, since the beautiful pakshiraaj has escaped to Iguacu Falls.😆
So, Ranveer agrees, and the dance competition begins:
Ranveer starts doing Kathak dance by wearing some ghungroos, provided by the adhivaasis. He dances to the song: Maar daala, with a knife on hs hand. Each time the phrase maar daala is heard, he takes the knife and points it to his ceena .😆
Now, Devinder is getting impatient, since Ranveer is dancing so nicely. So, he turns off the lights of the auditioning room, and digs a camouflage hole, and pulls ranveer in.😆
Then he starts doing hip hop dance by singing the song: Mohabbat ki guzaarish ho rahi hai.😆He jumps at the end of each antara, and shows his fists, and muscles to the adhivaasis, and the adhivaasis starts saying: haallaa hallaa gullaa palaa taakkkaass habu himesh lahiri bappu li halichut. This means: kya iss chokre ne Bappi laahiri aur Himesh se naach gaane seekhke aaya hai, ya phir dolle sholle kaise dekhaate hai wo seekhke aaya hai .😆
Now, on the other hand, Ranveer is shown all covered in mud (kept by Devinder), inside the camouflage hole. He gets jealous and starts banging on the top with a super duper hammer, and devinder goes flying up, and gets stuck to a water pipe attached to a ceiling of the auditioning room.😆
Ranveer then comes out covered with mud. He starts singing a song: Chaahe tum mujhe junglee kaho, mowgli kaho, lekin mei hu nau jawaano ka badshaah he he...oh ..ho! Ah ..haah! Haa..haa..aa..!!😆He then starts doing karate moves, spinning, and lifting his legs up and down to be a little more sophisticated,😆 but unfortunately his ankle twists and he stumbles on his too much lamba sherwani (provided by jadoo alien from the planet cheeto jilebia😆)and falls on the floor, and his nose got very badly squished. 😆
Now, Devinder comes down and starts singing and dancing to the song jene ke hai chaar din o..oo..oo..oo..oo..o..oo baaki hai katie mem...ooo...o..oo..oo...oo..oo..oo jaaye jaaye jaaye jaaye ek baar katie jo jaaye wo phir naa lautke aaye..he..he katie na phir lautke naa aaye. 😆
He then starts having flashes of him and Dhruv having a dance competition (first janam flashes) when they were in kindergarten.Dhruv is dancing to the song: this is why i am hot, and then he comes from the back, pushes dhruv to a side and dances to the song maamma maamma why are you so cool and loses the pretty little kindergarten girl, which they were fighting over.😆
Ye sab flashes aati rehti hai, aur Devinder eventually gets dizzy during the dance and starts winking at an adhivaasi's wife, which in the adhivaasi culture is considered a form of badsalookhi. So, the mard adhivaasis get up and start to throw karelaas at him, and katie also joins them, and Ranveer and Devinder run away and find solace in a kheer factory, where they later get employed as Kheer managers.😆😆On the other hand, Kajju baby and Devu baby are shown in their garden getting drenched in the rain and enjoying the mausam's pehlaa baarish, and dancing in the rain.😳
The End.😃
To kaisa laga tum sab ko?😛
Zareen.
Indian Idol 15
