Hey friends, how r u
Sory last two episodes ka analysis miss ho gaya
Bt koi baat nahin
Monday k is rocking episode ki thodi aur marrmat to ki hi ja sakti hai na
Ok…….
So lets start
(pattern of today's analysis will b diff from last one)
Dd=kajal ji ki dadi
Da=kj k dad
Kj=kajal
Da=seriously he is a total confusion.hey man pls decide 4 once whether u want 2 take ur kid back 2 london or not…… every time kj pleads he goes on giving her so called limited days 2 reach her manzil….
Pls visit a psychaterist,u need one immediately..
Da=kj galti meri hai jo maine apni beti par vishwas kiya.tumhari har baat mani .tumhe kabhi kise cheez se roka nahin apni marzi karne di.hai maine or uska tumne mujhe yeh sila diya….
(excuse me jab kj tumhare aage prayers kar rahi thi k usko ek baar India jaane do to aapne hi no no karte pura London sir par utha liya tha.
And kj ne apne birthday vale din salwaar kameez kya pehen li apne bechari ko rula rula kar London mein flood hi la diya)
To his mother
Da=oye ma meine keha na mainu kj se baat karne do
Suntha nahin aapko……
(is baat ko sunkar sab stachu ban gaye)
(vaise da aapne yeh hindi-Punjabi mix lingo apne London mein develop kiya hai kya??)
Kher jo bhi ho humare dhanraj sahib ki ek baat to achchi hai.
Easily pat jaate hain……
Bt ek aur baat samajh nahin aayi
Kya raat ko enke swapan mein bhagwan aakar inko tell karke gaye the k kj kamyani ko jaanti hai.had hoti hai yaar.
Aur jab inki beti inki nahi sunti to vo kamyani ko to zaroor bhav degi………
Dd= finally meri dadi I mean kj ki dadi aa hi gayi…… are to kya hua agar ek hafte mein unki plastic surgery bhi ho gayi……
At least ab da aur kj jaise confused creatures ko sambhalne k liye koi to hai
Thanx dadi aapne humari pyaari kj ko finally yeh ehsaas karwa diya k o dev se pyaar karti hai
……
Vo kya hai na dadi humari kj tubelight hai
Par ab aap uski batti jagane k liye hain to koi daarr nahin……..
Kamyani=well iske jaisi stupid villan aj tak nahin dekhi………
Chalo ek kam mein to kamyani ji successful hain…
Viewers ko confuse karne mein
Koi bataaye….
Inka konsa teer nishane par laga hai
Aur konsi baazi inke so called hath mein hai I mean kabze mein hai……
Inke bhai jo kam se kam 40 se upar k honge abhi tak apna naam nahi kama paye hain
Aur ab inko sujhi hai usko roxstar banane ki….
Aur bechara dev uska connection in sab mein patanahi kahan se lagta hai……
I think dev pastime hai jab bhi kamyani bore hoti hai us bechare ko jakar ched deti hai
Vo mahashaye pehle tolereant tareeke se phir chillakar inki insult kar dete hain………
I think da(kj's dad) ko sabse pehle kamyani ko pagal khane bhejna chahiye………
Kajal=oh apni queen Victoria……
Yeh madam to sabse ajeeb hain….
Kya inka ek hafta khatam nahin hua????
Aur ab yeh kajal ko chod kar dev k peeche padi hain………
Kj=dad mera desh yeh hai
Aur ab to sabse badkar MERA PYAAR BHI YAHI HAI
(bravo have u finaly realized that… thank god)
Papa vo mujhe se bahut pyaar karta hai.mere liya usne kya kuch nahin kiya
(hello how do u know that……
Dev ne to kabhi tum se yeh kaha nahin that he loes u. vo bechara to,"kajal mein kuch kehna chata hoon".par hi break mar deta hai……to tumko kaise pata??
Are u an antaryami,a seer like prof trelowny
Mannana padega tumhari prediction r awesome)
When u go to dev u wright a letter 2 ur father that u'll cum 4 lunch…
I am damm sure agar tum apne dad se jaane ki permission mangati to vo paka mana kar dete….
Letter mein to permission mangane ki zaroorat nahin
Ur dad was rather impressed
Tell me one small thing kya letter mein likh kar dene se tumhare gharvale kuch bhi man jate hain…
Dad ko letter likha to he is happy…actually feeling proud … use apni beti par vishwas hai
Are to kya hua ke tum pehle London se bhagi fir apni dadi k paas se….
To kya hua agar tumne apne lov ka naam bhi nahin bataya apne dad k 10 baar puchne par bhi….
Par tumhare dad happy hain….
Kj then visits dev to say sory………
Kj=dev mujhe maaf kar do I am sory maine kal tumhein patanahi kya kya keh diya. Mein tumko itminan se baithkar sab kuch bata dungi (patanahi inka vo itminan kab aayega???)
The person she is talking to is not dev….
Finally jab kj kopata chal jata hai k dev mazak kar raha hai her whole aspect changes at once
Kj=kaise mannao ge tum kj ko dev
Then she bites his finger 2 make him believe that he is not dreaming
(vah kya pyaar hai. Sache pyaar ki sachi kurbani apne pyaar ko kabhi andher sapno mein mat jeene do)
Kj=ab mein tumhein bataungi k kajal ko patana itna bhi aassaan nahi .tum agar mere samne naak bhi ragdo ge na to bhi mein na manungi
(vaise kuch hi der pehle jab dev aapko pehchaan bhi nahin raha tha to aapke hisaab se vo sahi tha kyun ki aapne khud apne ko uski nazron mein gira diya hai..
Jab pata chala vo mazak kar raha hai to usko iska koi haq nahi….
Good very goodI am impressed)
Well then kj goes slamming door on dev's nose..
ek hi din mein bechare ko pura retire hurt kar diya ..
Dev=manna padega Mr Dev mein thoda attitude to hai hi………
Kher dev is sitting in sofa actually half thinking half sleeping on that bechara sofa………
Dev=mujhe kj par chillana nahin chahiye tha
(ab pashtaye hot kya jab chidiya chug gayi khet)
AGAR VO GUSSA HO KAR CHALI GAYI TO…..
(to to hum sab chain ki saans lenge)
Then cums devyani with her chamche
Dev=dekhiye is vakat aap mejhe akela chod dijiya
Kam=yeh hai dev,, tumko ise rockstar banana hai
Dev=dekhiye is vaqat mein pareshaan hun aap jayiye
Kam=oh meine to tumko inse milaya nahinyeh hain………………………………..
Dev=dekhiye………….
Well dev 7 times says to kam 2 go and leave him alone.. and kam does his baiziti saying he wears dihati kapde, has too long hair,his eye colour is not good vagera vagera……
(wow these 2 -dev and kam r pure professionals really..kitne pyaar aur vishwaas se ek dusre ki basiti karte hain)
Dev agar koi mere ko itna tang karta to mein to uske kaan k neeche ek rafta baja deti…)
Kher after a full to drama in which dev contract papers phad deta hai..kam bakwas marti hai
Phir usko kehti hai ke usko de jaise insaan ki zaroorat hai. Kam jaane lagti hai
Dev=I am sory.mein kisi or baat par pareshan tha
(achcha bachu kamyani se jhat se sory mangle aur bechari kj ne jab ek bar sory mangni thi to 15 baar retakes liye phir itna chik kar sory kaha k sweety ki shaadi par aaye sabhi log darr gaye)
Ok phir dev or kam mein phir dosti ho jati hai or kam k chamchon k sath bhi…
Next day dev in his towel sees kajal from his window and starts jumping like
a miniac
(seriously usko kudate hue dekh kar to gorilla bhi sharma jata..my only fear was k kahin uska towel uska saath na chod de)
Then dev apne new friends k saath plan karke kj ko bahut satata hai
Usko pehchanata bhi nahi
Finally kj roti hui chali jati hai. Dev is happy bt kj returns 2 take her purse and comes to know that dev was doing a mazaak…
On seeing kj dev ji ki to satti batti gul ho jati hai
(vaise to yeh mahashaye sabke sammne Punjab k sher putter hain lekin kj k samne patanahin kyun haklati hui bheegi billi ban jaate hain)
dolly
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