Originally posted by: dudleysam
10 dos for adi goat
do's
1. keep away from the letter K - your birth chart says
2. keep further away from the letter D - or you wont stay alive - thats the forecast
3. go to dubai and find a nice big sponsor for your concert, as you now are linked with drugs and shivansh bandar...no less
4. marry sonu to shivoo so that he stops troubling kaju
5. and then kill him...she will beome widowed....but you can go to jail and sing your guitar there
6. Tie a rakhi ASAP to your younger sister Kaju so that she gets her priorities straight
7. eat garlics so that she faints each time she comes close to you
8. waer a chain of garlics and stick close to shivoo who is turning into a vampire quickly
9. take up a job on andaman as a life saver guard...agar itna shaukh hai to rescue people with ML
1. have a nice ML and return to your hara bhara goat farm, and get married to a nice goat please 😕
donts
1. dont teach guitar if you cant play it yourself, for crying out aloud 😆
2. dont call other people wifes into your room when their husbands are not around -it is ugly and such men are called bad things 😡
3. dont call a married woman on her mobile so that it can be used for her husband and such important calls. 😡 ..use MTNL...anyways...after all be patriotic 😕
4. dont move into mumbai - these days many butchers around looking for taaza goats. 😡
5. Dont play a sitar when you werent even asked, or in a place you are not wanted.
6. dont call a guy a friend one minute and stab him in the back the next, but chipkaoing to his wife 😡
7. dont listen to kajus pleas and slap her hard...so that she goes running back to devu...cryin - usne mujhe maara...waaaaaah 😭 😭
8. dont ever step out of bhadrapur again, for there are cliffs and deep ravines you might slip into one of the accidently 😈
9. dont go anywhere without your mm and sister - they have more sense than you
10. dont you dare...show your face next week...r it will not be fit for any use by the time devu is done with you 😡
ok jyo...i will think of some jaaps and slaps for shivoo
sammy 😛