My mantras!!!!!

Hello bhootnis and crazzy Apu deewanis! I know you all are extremely disappointed with this goat saga plus khaandaani jallaad bandar track. So, to cheer myself and all you guys up, I have come up with some mantras. Here it goes:

Om bakra goat daadu Al Vida kehdena namah!!!

Om, Autumn aur Kashish ki FFs Kacon ko romantic banaade namah!

Om, Kacon ke spine se chills pass karjaaye namah!!

Om Shivvu bandar marjaaye namah

Om, goat saga plus bandar track ka intekaal hojaaye namah!

Om, Dk shaanti se romance karpaaye namah

Om, Kaacon ki doli sooli pe charjaaye namah

Om Kacon Sethi toilet se bahaar aake apni aakhbaar ko neeche rakhke kaam pe lagjaaye namah ( She should get to work, because wo baaki logo per sirf apna hukoom chalaati hai, aur kisi ki nahi sunti. Din bhar baithe baithe koi kaam nahi karti, aur her waqt paise kamaaneki baaremei sochti rehti hai)

Om, Kajju trp increase kar jaaye namah

Om Shreya bakwaas out hojaaye namah

Om Twenty Twenty phir aajaaye namah

Om, pyare shona Apu wapass aajaaye namah

Om Apu Shivvu ka gardan twist karjaaye namah

Om, Apu deva Kajju ko rescue kare namah

Om ye dharti phatt jaaye aur Shivvu usmei samajaaye namah

Om daadu ko uski sexy beloved buddhi mil jaaye namah

Om Apu humare dilo ko churaale namah!

Om Kacon darshako ki baat maanjaaye namah!

Om, DK seperation track after shaadi hawaa mei gaayab hojaaye namah

Om, goat daadu ko Bhadrapuri Sunidhi mansion miljaaye namah!

Om, DK aaaraam se Mussouri bhaagjaaye namah

Om, Panna chaachi sabak sikh jaaye namah!

Om, chaachi Kajju se maafi maangle namah

Om, DK chup chup ke ek saath shower mei nahaaye namah

Om, Shivvuuu baba bandar banjaaye namah

Om, Veeru Ammushee ghori (horsie) ko thappar maarjaaye namah

Om, Ameesha goat se nikaah karjaaye namah!!!!!!!!!!!!😆😆😆

Om, DK Shivvu ko zoardaar wedgie dejaaye namah

Om, Karan and Ameesha ek saath jail mei candle light dinner karjaaye namah

Om, goat daadu ghar baithe baithe Ammusheee ke liye drunk hojaaye namah!

Om, Nandini bhabhie Veeru ke saath suhaagraat manaaye namah!

Om, Shivvu aur daadu, donoke khachche (underwear) achaanak phattjaaye namah!!!!!!!

Om, Sonu chick ko koi modern british gora baalak miljaaye namah

Om DK baarish mei romance karte jaaye namah!

Om, Kacon ka dil ye scene dekh ke tootjaaye namah!

Om, Kacon DK ko humesha khush rakkhe namah!

Well, IF janta maaf karna if it was too dumb. This is the first time I was writing mantras. Sorry, if it's too dumb.

Originally posted by: gambi

Hello bhootnis and crazzy Apu deewanis! I know you all are extremely disappointed with this goat saga plus khaandaani jallaad bandar track. So, to cheer myself and all you guys up, I have come up with some mantras. Here it goes:

Om bakra goat daadu Al Vida kehdena namah!!!

HEHEHEHE

Om, Autumn aur Kashish ki FFs Kacon ko romantic banaade namah!

han yaar i hope soo too

Om, Kacon ke spine se chills pass karjaaye nama h!!

Om Shivvu bandar marjaaye namah

i wish i wish i wish lolz

Om, goat saga plus bandar track ka intekaal hojaaye namah!

oh plzz

Om, Dk shaanti se romance karpaaye namah

Om, Kaacon ki doli sooli pe charjaaye namah

Om Kacon Sethi toilet se bahaar aake apni aakhbaar ko neeche rakhke kaam pe lagjaaye namah ( She should get to work, because wo baaki logo per sirf apna hukoom chalaati hai, aur kisi ki nahi sunti. Din bhar baithe baithe koi kaam nahi karti, aur her waqt paise kamaaneki baaremei sochti rehti hai)

thtz soo tru.. aray yaar plzz kajal serial ko math begaro..think of sumthin gud

Om, Kajju trp increase kar jaaye namah

Om Shreya bakwaas out hojaaye namah

oh plz

Om Twenty Twenty phir aajaaye namah

Om, pyare shona Apu wapass aajaaye namah

plzzzzzz cum bac apu

Om Apu Shivvu ka gardan twist karjaaye namah

heheh

Om, Apu deva Kajju ko rescue kare namah

like alwayss!!

Om ye dharti phatt jaaye aur Shivvu usmei samajaaye namah

yeh..i'll be realli happi:D

Om daadu ko uski sexy beloved buddhi mil jaaye namah

.yeh plzz america ajao.. yahan bhot milenge:Dlolzz

Om Apu humare dilo ko churaale namah!

aray chura liya hai!!hehe

Om Kacon darshako ki baat maanjaaye namah!

plzz

Om, DK seperation track after shaadi hawaa mei gaayab hojaaye namah

yehhhhhhh

Om, goat daadu ko Bhadrapuri Sunidhi mansion miljaaye namah!

yhe.. bhot khsuh hogaien daddu

Om, DK aaaraam se Mussouri bhaagjaaye namah

hope so

Om, Panna chaachi sabak sikh jaaye namah!

yeh...jaldi se

Om, chaachi Kajju se maafi maangle namah

yeh bhot jaldi!!

Om, DK chup chup ke ek saath shower mei nahaaye namah

**Sigh**

Om, Shivvuuu baba bandar banjaaye namah

heheh..i can imagine tht

Om, Veeru Ammushee ghori (horsie) ko thappar maarjaaye namah

can't wait to c tht

Om, Ameesha goat se nikaah karjaaye namah!!!!!!!!!!!!😆😆😆

imagine tht too!! heheh

Om, DK Shivvu ko zoardaar wedgie dejaaye namah

yup yup

Om, Karan and Ameesha ek saath jail mei candle light dinner karjaaye namah

aww.. tht wud be realli cool..kafi maza ayega na..

Om, goat daadu ghar baithe baithe Ammusheee ke liye drunk hojaaye namah!

Om, Nandini bhabhie Veeru ke saath suhaagraat manaaye namah!

Om, Shivvu aur daadu, donoke khachche (underwear) achaanak phattjaaye namah!!!!!!!

ehehhe

Om, Sonu chick ko koi modern british gora baalak miljaaye namah

london jana parega lolzz

Om DK baarish mei romance karte jaaye namah!

yup

Om, Kacon ka dil ye scene dekh ke tootjaaye namah!

plzz

Om, Kacon DK ko humesha khush rakkhe namah!

AMEN

Well, IF janta maaf karna if it was too dumb. This is the first time I was writing mantras. Sorry, if it's too dumb.

I can bleive this !!!Amen!! 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

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omg zareen that waz jus hilarious..hahahaha im laughing soo hard..hope none is staring at me🤣 SUPERBB MANTA👏 i will get on with it right away