Originally posted by: jyoti06
Well Nupur if I m the principle of this university of Apugiri 😳 then here r my 10 rules for all the students and the faculty bhootnis
1)Students should hv all the knowledge about Jigsaw puzzles 😳
2)Faculty should everyday hv some extra lectures about Tabela sessions and Nanaland sessions 😛
3)Students and Faculty should do some serious research on Apu-Potion milk and Devhamburgers 😉 as its a bitt too intoxicating for some innocent angels in this forum 😳
4)Everybody should sing the Apu-Bhajan song everyday in the morning assembly 😛
5)Chemistry and Biology sessions will b restricted to only organic chemistry and endothermic & exothermic reactions 😉 😛
6)Faculty should see to it that no student comes under the influence of any goat or monkey communtiy 😉 😆 😛
7)Its very necessary that the faculty should give assignments to the students every weekend on ten ways of suhaag raat and family planning to test their creativity 😛
8) Drooling sessions over Apu and bashing sessions over Shreya r very important every week 😃
9)Some special student FF writers should make sure that their FFs surpass all levels of besharmi 😉 so that they can attain scholarships in Apugiri 😛
10)Sinse the principal of this university is going for a mini vacation and will come back after four days,So the faculty should see to it that the energy level of this forum never dies down due to some viruses 😃
as the con - prof of keeping away from the goats
these are my rules
keep plenty of gajjar halwaa on you - all the goat parivaar is allurgic to it..but DEvu loves it...but AS..is not yet tasted it...might like to offer some
wear a red stem rose compulsorily never know where you may bump into AS / DPS- heard they both have a weakness for it...goats are color blind so they wont notice anayways
make sure you know all songs of APus films and hum them loudly whenever he is in sight....and each time you see a goat sing- i am going to kill you baby....
and last but not the least.....you will have to earn your AAs in keeping away from bandhu-bandhi they are the most pesky, perisistent and permanent members of the DK show....they are there to protect DEvu from the other goats so they are special...but to get to APu...you have to work hard to distract them..use some of the above tips....especially for bandhi drop her off at autumns cafe...and send Bandhu to Jyo....for detention...she will sort him out
sammy😛