bandhu was wandering around....listlessly...bandhi makes fun of me...all the goats ignore me...then he gets flashbacks of all the times he spent with adi papa and kaju mummy...sigh...right from the train scene...to the havan...😃inc...the gajjar ka halwaa...kaju used to feed him...kitna accha samay tha...thab....muft mein....mera sab kaam ...kaju karthi thi...kya khatirdhaari thi...
2 more new goats join him...he looks up....hi...bandhu was shy...so...he just manages...a hi...one goat is sleek...smells of chanel 5....has a ciggy in her hand...her companion..is fat dumpy...with glsses like him....bandhu warms up to the male goat....i am kacon...mehehe....and this is sheelu...mehehe
bandhu is excited...and literally falls at their feet gushing...ohhhhhhhh....ohhhhhhh...awwwwwwww....finally i get to see the great...makers of this show...warna hum jaise extras....ko kaun dekhtha...hai....
kacon looks around bored...sheelu...sweetoo...yeh tabela...thoda...hmmmm...off colour lag raha..hai..waise...passion pink...shud set themood for the haldi...and thos.e...goats...need some...tinkly bells aorund their necks..
sheel slaps his head...this goat... ...mujhe bankrupt karke chodhegi....then he runs after her...trying to listen to her suggestions...
bandhi joins bandhu and enquires...who are these goats...bandhu...friends of yours...bandhu makes a face...and puts his snout up in the air..haughtily....
DONT TALK TO ME....bandhi...smiles...awwwww...abndhu...my sweetoo bro...cmon...gussa thook lo...mere pyaare bhaiyya///..dekho mein kya gift layyi hoon...(btw if you are wondering why bandhi is being so sweet to him she wants to know...what ameesha is upto and she knows bandhu knows..jab bhi nakre karta hai...daal hi kaala hota hai)....he lights up when he sees...the gjjar ka halawa...and adis ....latest album...mix...
he hoots....thanx...bandhi...aww...u shuldnt have...is eyes mist...bandhis eyes...glint😈😃then she smiles...sweetly...baannnndhuuu....bandhu...have you seen...pyaari bhabhi ameesha....bandhu frowns yes i did...she left the haldi...and was ...listening to adi papas...conversation....
bandhi tenses...but continues to smile and probe..casually..really...adi papa.s...coochi cooing....someone...then...bandhu scoffs...adi papa aise nahin hain...he is very...saintly pata nahin...abhi award mila hai....6 weeks he didnt touch kaju mummy once....bandhi rools her eyes...than gaawwdd....haan...adi papa...is a good sort..but ameesha is bad company...bandhu who is blindly protective of adi...is alert...what do you mean....
bandhi tells bandhu what ameesha did to dhruv, karan and devu.....
bandhus eyes become like saucers....really...😡she is evil.l....chudail...i must warn..adi papa...bandhi stops him...na na ..aise..nahin karna...ye twist toh...aaapke...uss...sheel kumar...aur...kacon ne...diya hai...your new friends...😉
bandhu fumes glaring at the 2 goats wandering on their estate...really....wait till i get my hands on themmm
bandhi knew ab phaasa...toh phekha hai...bandhu...ye log bade dheet hai...pata hai ameesha...kya karegi...adi papa ko BLACKMAIL...bandhu goes pale...blackmail....haila...kyon..he has nothing t hide...
bandhi agrees for once...and thinks even if he does who cares....nbut smiling gently at bandhu who is half way nto her her little trap....
she prompts...yes...i heard kacon and sheel...discuss te new twist...ameesha...will blackmail...adi...to..cause problems..between devu uncle and your kaju mummy....
bandhu is agahst...- nooooooo...adi papa ...aisa nahin karenge...aisa hua...toh unko...best supporting actor award nahin milegaa...and he wont get to compere...i have to save Adi papa...from ameeshas clutches...
bandhi...smiles..😈 ...thats my hero...bandhu.wah wah...mein tum he kitna galat samaj thi now listen...you need to ...get these 2 goats into trouble...i will tell you how..while they are sorting theri diff...we can send...ameesha and back..to karan who is looking for her hi and low ever since she ditched him....adi papa will be safe ,....DK will be safe...and...you my bro...will be a hero...
bandhu swells with pride at the thought of saving the goats honor...sunidhi mom will give me a gold medal..too...and hug me like she hugged adi papa...i will make her proud...yesssssssssssss....bandhi...I WILL DO IT....
bandhi giggles when he was gone...she goes to look for DK....Devu is lying on kaajjals lap..eating grapes..she was feeding him..one by one...and teasing him as she plucked each grape...carefully...making...breathe harder...
bandhi...goat interupts them again (sorry KMH)...accha...toh...grapes kha rahen hai...pata hai grapes ke bhav kya hain...kaju...smiles at devu...who curls..the stray tendrils in her hair...a soft smile on his lips...kaajjal...kab hum hari suhaag raat hogi...kaajjal...blushes...bas...abhi aap bhi naa...ek hi rat ...kuch toh sahram karo...devu sits up...sharam...madamji...aapn.e..9 ...24/7.....mahine mujhe sataya...tadpaya...abhi aur nakre...haldi...mehndi..and gawwd...1001 rasme...us din kiss bhi nahin karne diya your stupid ...goats cme and...spoiled all romance...kaju smiles mischievously...she loved teasng devu and getting him ...upset...she loved it when his cheeks...pufe up ...like a little boy...s
she holds her ears...sorry baba...lekin...ye sab toh nibhana hoga...na..b milan....after this 24 hour curfeww mr DPS....she pushes him gently...he groans...curfew...no hugs even...she shakes her head...smiling...to herself...not even half a hug...she shakes her head...but her lips are trembling with laughter....gawwd...kaaajjal you are cruel...oh...no how will i survive...at least a kiss...she gets up...he stands up too...bandhi...smiles...enjoying the romance...as devu holds her hands and pulls her back..dev...kaju blushes...her breathe comin short as deuv arts her hair from behind and kisses her...neck...dev...koi dekh lega....devu looks around...who...there are only your stupid goats around..for miles....dekho..do aur aa gaye hain...in the tabela...btw..thats where we shud be...and rest is ahem
bandhi...comes away...and sees bandhu..who is smiling...kaam ho gaya....they give hi fivs and join the haldi...bandhi shoos him off...this is for ladies only...bandhu...says awwww...spoli sport....and goes off to listen to adis...album..for the nth time..so inspriring..so sensational...but before...that....
they see ameesha following...adi...in her car...and kacon and ...sheel...are i the dicky of adis car...bandhu does that by doping them...the plan was...to get adi arrested for...the illegal trade of 2 rare goat specimens who have escaped from mumbais zoo....but when the police check the goats realise...that the papers on them lead to ameesha....rest is history and we can enjoy the wedding in peace...as the 2 goats kacon and sheel...are taken to the zoo...to sort out their difference among their own species....
i can imagine kacon goat waking up and screaming....sheelu...sweetoo where am i...then...shriiieeekkk as a hippo ...gives her a frindlylick in the mucky pond...and sheelu top of a tree...as a hungry tiger who is suffering from the zoos cost cutting...is stalking him.....bachao...ELAS>...anaya...kuch karo....
aur hum...bhootnis...hasenge...kuch karo..sheel..kuch karo...sweetoo...
sammy😛