Thanks a lot to Anu and Mishti, due to whom I have been able to post this topic. And last but not the least to sweet witty whacky one-liner queen Sharmii for getting this into my head, thanks to her for her original brilliant idea! And title of the post thanks to mishti!!😉😳
The Clash of the Titans.................A "LOVE"ly debate.......
A debate on Love………………… and the contestants are none other than our very own Armaan sir (AS) and Dev sir (DPS)……….
This debate is chaired by Autumnleaf - AL
The judges are the Dev-ki-Bhootnis and Armaan ki deewanis!!!
Autumnleaf: Fellow Dev-ki-bhootnis and Fellow Armaan-deewaanis! Today we are going to have a debate on the topic of love and for that we have the honour and the pleasure of our very own Armaan Suri and oh-not-so-less important, Dev Pratap Singh! So please join your hands ladies and girls for our two suave gentlemen Armaan and Dev!!!
Armaan enters from my left and Dev from my right at the same time!! Two spotlights revealing Armaan in a suave, sleek jet-black suit with a white turtleneck and sleekly gelled hair looking as daring and dashing as ever and squeezing the living daylights out of a small but evident yellow smiley stress ball!!!!!😆😉
Dev is no less dynamic, debonair and brash but handsome and charming with a scintillating dark brown three-piece suit and a soft pink shirt… and a bright pink tie…😳😳
I was standing there trying hard to control my heart, which was beating at the speed of light knocking the living daylights out of my chest!!!! But well it had a mind of its own and I was praying neither of these suave gentlemen would hear it!!!😍
I cleared my throat and welcomed (Alphabetical order…) Ladies and girls please welcome none other than our Mr. Armaan Suri the suave chairman of Gulmohar!!!! 👏
Armaan acknowledges the applause with a wave and a flying kiss to all and a wink at me😉!!!! Flirtatious as ever, Armaan seats himself to my left while I welcome. And now ladies and girls please welcome our very handsome debonair brash but charming Mr. Dev Pratap Singh the dashing MD of Radio-city!!! The ever media-shy Dev looks down with that shy and trademark biting of his lower lip smile. He too seats himself to my right!😳
Both murmur a soft Thank you! Let the debate begin!!! (Wishing earnestly, this was not a debate!!) 😕God how handsome can a person be!??!?!?😃
AL As we all know that today's topic of the debate is Love and we have invited our special guests AS and DPS who will discuss and share with us their views and experiences on this beautiful emotion of love…………….. While I was saying this, both AS and DPS are as if in a trance each remembering their torrid and stormy love lives with Jassi and Kaajjal respectively!!! Their eyes speak volumes for their emotions while I respectfully give them their moment of privacy.😊
AL I can understand, but let the past remain in the past and
lets move on with the debate.😛
AL Well Mr. Armaan Suri, as we all know that your love life has been such an adventurous one, we still would like you to describe the meaning of the word love. What does love mean to you?😊
AS Please call me Armaan, 😃(stress ball squeezing match begins)😆 and love (Eyes again taking that misty eyed faraway look) Love means Jassi. For me the word Love reminds me of only Jassi. From all the women that I have ever known, Jassi explains the meaning the best! She is beautiful so is love, She is intelligent so is love, she is sensitive…….😳
DPS So is love, 🤓DPS continues for Armaan.... Under his breath mutters (Nautanki………)😆
AS Excuse me, kuch kaha aapne? (Squeezing the stress ball looking at it, I wish it were his neck…dammit…)😡
AL Gentlemen please… Mr. Dev Pratap Singh, you shall get your turn. Please let AS finish his say!😡
DPS Murmuring an apology to me… 😳the charming and chivalrous DPS as he is………puts his fingers thoughtfully to his cheek and head in his trademark style…😊
AS Yes, I was saying that to me love is Jassi. Period. I got to know the meaning of this word only when Jassi left me for some time… 😭And in that some time I died a thousand deaths…
DPS In spite of himself, he too remembers his judaai and his eyes turns moist………😭
AL I can understand Armaan, love has that effect on each and all! Thank you.😳😊
AL Mr. Dev Pratap Singh, please share your thoughts on what you feel about love. What does this word mean to you?😳
DPS Oh, please call me Dev and smiles, 😳Love is passion, Love is worship, love is devotion, love is that butterfly which you set free, if it returns it was meant for you…😳
AS Smirks and says under his breath Akdu! I am sure he has copied someone else…😆😆
AL Ahem Armaan… please continue Mr. Dev…😡
DPS Looking dangerously at AS 😡(Damn this man, I hate him!) but stops himself in the presence of a lady… He clears his throat and again the look of intense love replaces his handsome features a soft,😍 intense look enters his eyes…. Love to me is my wife Kaajjal😍 and my NT mom, my friends my family….
AL Very well said both of you. For Armaan love means only one person Jassi and for Dev, Love is everything… hmmmm interesting…this debate is getting interesting….👏👏
Both the men glaring intensely at each other!!!😡
AL Okay Armaan now describe your love……….😊
AS My love for me is Jassi, as I said her beauty mesmerizes me, it inspires me and last but not the least she is my very life…my sweet beautiful love. Love cannot be measured or described. You have to live it. You have to feel love, and I lived my love with Jassi and living it too now….😳😳😍
DPS Smirks loudly not being able to control… Beautiful, now laughing openly and earnestly!!!😆😆
AS Glaring at him, working furiously on that stress ball as if it were DPS's throat… 😡Dammit, do you doubt something! Are you insulting my Jassi, then let me tell you something Mr. Dev Singh, I have heard that Kaajjal at one time refused to listen to you and and called a Mr. Aditya Garewal as her husband……….😡😈
DPS "Its Mr. Dev Pratap Singh", 😡throwing all respect and caution to the winds where any insinuating insult flanged for Kaajjal, almost throws himself at AS muttering, "Damn" 😡under his breath swearing furiously, and AS gets up himself and confronts the now very very angry Dev Pratap Singh….😡
AL I am now breathing hard now and looking terrifyingly at these two giants of men in front of me, all set and ready to tear each other's eyes out!!! 😕Please gentlemen, please. ……That does not get any response from them so I use my most authoritative voice and says Okay boys back to your seats please, now!!!!😡
AS Muttering a sorry sits down still glaring at DPS😡
DPS I am sorry AL gracefully looking apologetic, 😛…but
unabashedly looks glaringly back at AS😡
AL I clear my throat and say, please you two are debating on the word love and no comments on any of the respective loves please…. So behave else, I am afraid this discussion ends right now!!!!😕 Continue Armaan…😊
AS Yes, as I was saying, Jassi's inner beauty taught me how to love and for me its Jassi when I think of love…😳
AL Thanks Armaan, Jassi sure is one lucky person.😳 Okay Dev, your turn now, Describe your love….😊
DPS Goes into his world of love with Kaajjal😍. Love is beautiful for me, like a bubbly spring water, ek ajeeb sa ehsaas, like that running river which can't be bridled, that makes me want to laugh when she laughs,😃 make me cry 😭when she hurts, makes me angry😡 if she is dishonored… She brings out the best and worst in me.
AS Laughs out loud…😆. but doesn't comment anything as I glare at him gloweringly, warning….😡
DPS Glaring at AS 😡but continues. Kaajjal is my life and if that's what you mean by saying describe love, then yes, Kaajjal is my life and love and I would be a living corpse without her.😭
AL Beautiful Dev, you have expressed your love so beautifully! 😳👏😳Both Armaan and Dev have described Jassi and Kaajjal respectively as love. For both of them their wives is love… Beautiful.😳
AL Now please answer this, Do you both think that love is GOD? Armaan you first.😊
AS Hmmm, interesting question. 😕
DPS Go, take your friend Raj's help…smirks away 😈😃only stops looking sheepish 😛when I glare at him almost standing up….😡 He raises his hands up as if apologetically!😛😊
AS Shaking his head at DPS's comment, 😊answers if you mean that my love for Jassi is stronger than my love for GOD then maybe you are right. Yes love is GOD as I love Jassi and Jassi loves her babaji, so love is GOD😳
AL Beautifully answered Armaan😳, Dev what do you say?😊
DPS After hearing Armaan's answer, he feels a bit of respect 😊crawling in for Armaan Suri. But speaks…. Love is Kaajjal for me. I love Kaajjal more than God, so God please forgive me. She believes in her Gannubhaiya and I do believe in him too. As Gannubhaiya was the one who brought us together after our ups and downs… So for me Kaajjal is my love and GOD. I love and worship her, so help me GOD and forgive me.😳
Now Armaan too has a faint respect for DPS 😊😉and Dev, seeing the fond look of love in Armaan's eyes for Jassi, thinks not bad, Armaan is not bad at all…😃 Both look with a new evident respect for the other…😉😛😊
AL Okay Dev that was another beautiful answer from you too!!! Lucky, once again lucky Jassi and Kaajjal! 😳😳
AL Now in a few words please describe your life if you did not have your love with you. Armaan…
AS Life without Jassi in it! (Aghast)🤢 I can't even dream, let alone think or say anything about it! (Frantically starts squeezing the stress ball) Had Jassi not been in my life I dread to say I would be one big ………? Searching for the right word……….🤢🤢🤢
DPS Living Corpse?🤢😊 He supplies gallantly to AS and gets an equally appreciative glance from AS!😉
AS That's the word. I would be dead, (Stress ball being thoroughly squashed now!!) 😆 Thanks, you are not as bad as I thought! 😉
DPS My sentiments exactly.😊 I wouldn't dream of any world without Kaajjal in it. 🤢She taught me how to live again and I would still be in that rut of a life moaning away, drowning myself in bottles of whiskeys…😆😆
AS (On hearing DPS's mention of the word whiskey😛, remembers his love for it during his Devdaas times…😭) Wow, how about a drink later on?😉😉😊
AL Ahem, gentlemen, time for that later! Remember this is a debate…😕
AL It has been wonderful knowing you two gentlemen. Armaan knowing you from a very long time, I must comment that I am in awe of your love and Dev you are slowly and steadily making a special place for yourself too! 😳 Thank you both for spending precious time for us and we shall get back to you with the winner as soon as I hear from the judges!!!👏
AS I am touched and honored Autumnleaf, for having me here and feel very proud for giving me a chance to speak of my love…. Jassi😳
DPS Thanks a lot Autumnleaf, I am happy I could share my thoughts of my love-Kaajjal not only with you and all but also with the great and none other The Armaan Suri… I have made a friend for life…😳😊
They both shake hands with me and leave me standing there dazed wishing I did not have to wash my hands!!!! Wishing I could keep on talking at length on the wonderful topic of love and watch these two titans talking so hypnotically, intensely, seductively, mesmerizingly.................…😍
Okay bhootnis and deewaanis, please do comment on my feeble attempt of bringing together two Titans who i am sure we all can't do without!
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