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One day someone at the PH comes up with a pilot of an idealistic Prithvi and a fiesty Meera in a village and they go ahead with producing it.
Then the real decisions are made:
1. Find a lead that clicks. - Done- we have one of the most talented and hottest leads currently.
2. Minimize expenses with minimal actors - PH needs it for another serial on a popular channel to pay to ship the whole cast abroad for shooting.
3. (Once people liked the village story and an audience formed, they decide) lets take them to the city and have them sit around doing nothing. -- Thats really good for TRP's.
4. All the characters in the village with incomplete stories? Oh lock them in Prithvi's house and throw away the key.
4. Oh for kicks and giggles - lets make the ex -boyfriend who was actually reasonable, a selfish drooling window peeping psycho with weird tendencies .
5. While at it lets fire the people who wrote all the good episodes that drew an audience in and replace them.
6. Now that fangirls love Mithvi, hang them and give Akash all the screen time. Don't you know a sneering villain with a compulsive self praise disorder is Very appealing.
7. Our twitter feedback and Facebook says people are tired of Akash. What do we do? Ok lets kill him and blame mithvi. How he will be finished? who cares - write something but add one or 2 hugs so fangirls r happy.
8. Separation - har serial mey wahi kartey hai - bhaad mey gaya creativity and being different. Let's get an inexpensive Kekta camp writer and offer the same junk oops innovations.
9. Sex sells - so lets get a female this time. She should be slu**y, willing to wear bare minimum - kapdon ka bill kam hoga and be willing to keep touching the hero so people are happy. TRP will definitely go up now.
10. Why waste time writing original stuff - lets repeat Akash track in a new bottle. Oh lets have her lust after Prithvi this time. Give her 98% screen time. Seeing her shooting all the times giving ample skin show options is so good for TRP's.
11. Main leads - woh kaun? Oh u mean Meera and Prithvi... Hmm - make Meera the standard crying tv heroine and sideline her. Prithvi - ab uska kya karey? Chalo lets make him look like a city dude. When cutting his hair, cut his brains too and make him db's lap dog.
12. The kamzor aurat routine will work definitely now as db is oh so endearing. So give her SRK's lines, make her so smart that once smart people like Prithvi look stupid in comparison. Very good for TRP's.
13. TRP's are down another point???? WHy we have such fabulous writers?We also made the serial a sub standard one. Ok lets have a seduction scene - that will raise TRP's.
14. That did not work?? We lost the remaining audience? Chalo, close the serial - the audience did not understand the excellent show we gave them. They have no imagination. Lets go and make another sub standard serial and waste people's time.
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