Taxiing down the runway, the passenger jet abruptly came to a stop, turned around and returned to the gate. Eventually however, after an hour-long wait, the flight finally took off.
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant.
"I hope it's all sorted now." Replied the nervous passenger.
"Oh yes, it's fine now Sir, it just took us a while to find a new pilot."đđ
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."đ