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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Tail Lights

"How long have you been driving without a Tail Light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.

The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car and gave a long, painful groan and put his face in his hands. He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.

"Come on, now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious."

"It isn't?" cried the motorist. "Then do you know what happened to my boat and trailer?"

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One day a man was driving down a back country road at about 60kph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 80kph the chicken was still keeping up. After about a kilometre of running, the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.

The man had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen.

The farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.

"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"

"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Numbered Jokes

A newcomer to a prison is surprised to hear the other prisoners laugh after someone yelled out a number. He asked his cellmate what the meaning of it was and his cellmate told him that they knew all the jokes, so they numbered them to save time telling them. So wanting to join in one time he yelled out "208." At this he was surprised to hear everyone laugh as loud as they could. His cellmate still laughing said, "That's a good one mate, we haven't heard that one."

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Ferry Late

Every morning a man drives to the dock, and every morning the man takes the ferry to work. One morning, he wakes up, and has no electricity. He has no idea what time it is, but assumes he's late since he has a tendency to sleep late anyway. So he slams down some breakfast in record time, speeds to the dock, sees the ferry ten feet from the dock, and takes a running leap. He barely makes it, skidding across the deck of the boat, and hurting himself quite badly.

"You know," said the captain, "in another minute we would have docked."

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Stop or Go?

Q. When do you go at red and stop at green?

A. When you're eating a watermelon!

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Patchy

A bloke was driving around with a Victorian Bitter beer label stuck on his forehead. Since he was driving somewhat erratically, a police officer pulled him over to the side of the road.

"Good afternoon, Sir." said the officer, "You wouldn't have had one too many before getting in the car, would you?"

"No." said the bloke.

"You're sure about that?" asked the officer.

"Quite sure."

"You didn't nip down the pub for a quick one or two before driving today?"

"No, definitely not, didn't have to," responded the bloke, gesturing to his forehead. "You see, I'm wearing my patch."

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Two lawyers walk into a restaurant, order drinks and pull lunches from their briefcases.

"Sorry," the waitress says, "but you can't eat your own food here."

The lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders and swap sandwiches.

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