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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

After the doctor gives the patient his diagnosis, the patient says; "Can I have a second opinion?

The doctor says; "Sure. Come back tomorrow."

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A skydiver is enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his para chuute, he pulls the ripcord, but nothing happens. "No problem," he says to himself, "I still have my emergency chuute." So he pulls the ripcord on his emergency parachuute, and once again, nothing happens. Now the man begins to panic. "What am I going to do?" He thinks. "I'm a goner."

Just then, he sees a man flying up from the earth toward him. He can't figure out where this man is coming from or what he's doing, but he says to himself, "I hope he can help me. If he can't, then I'm in real trouble." When the man gets close enough to him, the skydiver cups his hands and shouts, "Hey, do you know anything about parachuutes?"
The man coming up cups his hands and yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"

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Man

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline for advice. The Psychic tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q. Why did the pig cross the road ?

A. To prove that he wasn't a chicken

X -- XX -- X

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?

A. "Hey bud, when do you open?

X -- XX -- X

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you we would be walking through a never-ending garden!

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

During a bank heist the Chief told the Sgt. to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away.

Later the Sgt. reports to the chief. "Sorry sir but they got away."

The chief very disappointed says, "I told you to cover all Exist."

"I did" replied the Sgt. but they got away through the Entrance"