PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but al admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand"
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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