| *New cell phone Morris a young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife Sherry something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day Sherry, the blonde, goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband Morris, "Hi honey, "He says, How do you like your new phone?" "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there s one thing I don't understand. How did you know I was at the beauty parlor ?" |
*Instructions
A blonde goes to a barber shop wearing headphones.
She tells the hairdresser, "Dress my hair please, but do not remove the headphones."
The hairdresser does his job but needs to get under the headphones to finish his work. He removes the headphones thinking that the blonde will never even notice. The blonde falls to the floor, chokes, turns blue and dies. The hairdresser picks up the headphones to see what she was listening to and hears: Breath In, Breath Out, Breath In, Breath Out....
| *Strange Habits. A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" *Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. *who quits? *Military precision *Confession? *Good Morning 😆 |
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
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