Exam Joke - Page 2

Best one ever!!

omd sanaya best shari ive heard in joke style 🤣

OMG this is so hilarious 🤣

Can some One Pls Translate That For Me ;[[x

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either !

Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

Great news; teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that ?
It's snowing outside !

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher ?
Lots of blood tests !

What kinds of tests do they give witches ?
Hex-aminations and Spelling tests!

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?
Son: She took it like a lamb.
Father: Really ? What did she say?
Son: Baa!

Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy.
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, but the answers did !

Father: How did your exams go ?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject.
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100 ?
Son: I was just a digit out; I averaged 10!

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you !

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ?
Son: Absence.
Father: You were absent on the day of the test ?
Son: No, but the boy who sits next to me was !

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Thank God..maine itni shiddat se paas hone ki koshish nahi ki...😆😆

Hahahaha dat was soooo funny ......🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 tht was tooo funnny 🤣🤣🤣🤣