Post ONLY Jokes Here!!!

what is the cube of 13?

Its : SUROOR wondering how?
thats bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log ghanashyam bulate the...batao kyon?

kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha..

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this is a great PJ .... wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

.......Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

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One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for
the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.

When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....?????
Dhai(2.5) another day ;-)

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A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday.
What does this friend who receive the gift sing ???

Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai
Umra bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai........

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Another good PJ: What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
him up...?


.... Ring De Basanti :))

:Ever wondered what would be in Titanic if the same was made by Subhash Ghai....as a hindi film?

(1)The name of the movie?; Naav Doobta hai. Pyaar Doobta Nahin

(2)The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that have court scene full of people

(3)Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJJJJ Jack.Madhuri's name would be Phool and Shahrukh's name would be Chakh.

(4)The Titanic would be sailing from Madh Island to the Gateway of India.

(5) Madhuri would be dancing in the rain with Shahrukh in tow.

(6)Rose's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters everytime he sees Shahrukh.

(7) Shahrukh would eventually find his long lost mom Aasoo Devi and pita Baap Singh on the ship. Shahrukh also gets his sister nanhi gudiya.

(8)The movie would only last for 7 hours.

(9)The music director would be of course AR Rehman who would compose a disco on the boat.

(10)The boat sinks, not because of the iceberg but because of excessive on-board population.

(11) The climax would surely have at least 10 bomb blasts in spite of the ship sinking. These would be thrown by Amrish Puri ( Durjan Singh) at Shahrukh.

(12)The infamous lovemaking in the back seat of the car; the car would be a Maruti 800 ( very less space !!! got it?)

(13)There would be only 12 songs included out of the 20 in the movie.

(14)Remember Rose changing her mind about jumping into the water? In our case, Madhuri changes her mind, since. .. since.. the Titanic is moving along Mahim creek and the water stinks. Eeeeks!!

(15)How can I forget the painting scene? Shahrukh would be painting Madhuri's portrait with Madhuri fully covered minus the locket.(Censors yaar ). Of course the portrait would be drawn by MF Hussain.
(16)Most important!! The number of times the word Bachaoooo would be yelled would be record in the history of cinema.

(17)Amitabh Bacchan would make a guest appearance as the Ship's captain and would be waltzing with Madhuri during the party. Of course, he would not die.

(18)Amrish Puri would die while trying to swim towards Worli sea face because of the water Stench.

(19)Madhuri and Shahrukh should be singing a song in the Swiss Alps; So what if the full movie should be in the ship.
(20)The focus shifts to Mandakini only when she falls into the sea and is fully drenched. Till then she is never shown.

(21)Only during the climax would Aasoo Devi tell Chakh about how Durjan troubled them. Chakh would then yell "Kutte mein tera khoon pee jaaoonga". The ensuing fight would only last for an hour.

(22)There would be an antakshari for the drowners conducted by Annu Kapoor instead of the trio playing the violin. ...

DIL JALA DHUVA UTTHA AANKH MEIN AANSU BHAR AAYE,15)
SAGAR TAT BAITHA MAIN SONCHU KASHH MERA DILBHAR AAYE.

KYO KHAFA HAI MUJSE, MERI AAISI BHI KYA GALTI HAI ?
DEKH KE TUJKO SATH KISI KE, DIL KI DUNIYA JALTI HAI.

PYAR KA PAUDHA, DIL KE LAHU SE MAINE AB TAK SINCHA HAI,
HATH BADHAYA MAINE , TUNE HATH KYO VAPAS KHINCHA HAI?

JINA TERE BIN MUSHKIL HAI, MARNA BHI NAMUMKIN HAI.
RUT HASI, MURHUT BHI SAHI HAI, KYA SHADI AB MUMKIN HAI? ...