Originally posted by: lashy
Just for laughs!
Akbar
1)

'So... I've been meaning to ask, Azeez' he adjusted his voice.
It was staring him in the face - what had to be the longest length of a golden lock embedded in the young chap's silk collar like threadwork. A woman's locks. But the Ustaad was careful not to stare at that oddity for long, lest he gave away much! 'So, WHERE exactly did you say you were earlier?'
'Taking the horses out to graze, Sahib...' beamed Azeez nonchalantly 'as I'd mentioned'
2)

'Ai Khuda! I was really hoping to catch on some winks of sleep... at least tonight... but this cold... I am so not well-rested... and I don't even have to stare at my favourite mirror to know I look it too... and darn... tomorrow... Ibrahim is going to assume it's something else altogether'
3)

'You can swing your axe as many times as you want, Khalil. But apart from getting your only-working shoulder dislocated, you're never gonna impress anyone... trust me!'
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