My Akdha os compilation:

Hey guys...Well someone asked me to make a compilation of my os.So here I made it..So that even new members can read them.

****DADA CHOCOLATE****





"Oh hello Mrs.khan don't underestimate the power of Jalaluddin Mohammad"said in SRK's style."
Oh! really,zara hum bhi toh dekhe ki kitna power hai Mr.Handsome mein"said Jodha.
They both came to dinner with their friends and all the mess started when Jalal raised the topic that it is very easy to impress girls.Both of them were fighting with each other from an hour ,while their cutie pie 2 yrs old son Rehan was amused to his mama&dada fighting like his favourite Tom&Jerry.
"He claps and says"Chachu Tom&Jelly"to Mirza in his babyish tone while all the gang members laugh at the fighting couple.

.Jalal searches his pockets saying"Accha theek hai then I will prove it that it is easy to impress girls and haan iss baath par hum boy's ke side se bet mein 10,000/-Rs."and places money on the table.
"Hume bet se dar nahin lagta saab,aap ke haar ke baad aap ke face ko dhekar ne se hasi aathi hain"Jodha say's in Sonakshi's style.and places money.

Seeing some girls sitting at some distance from their table Jalal joined them .while Jodha fumes seeing him flirting with the girls.He was laughing&chatting with the girls,while Jodha's temper reached to peak when one girl kissed on Jalal's cheek.while Jalal saw jealous spark in Jodha's eye and continued to flirt.Back on the table everyone are trying not to laugh seeing Jodha's expression's.

"Aaj toh Jalal ka pata nahi,Jodha toh usse maar dalegi"said Abdul to Salima.

"Dekho Bhabi ,bhaijaan kaise flirt kar rahe hain un ladikiyon ke saath"said Mirza while adding more fuel to Jodha's anger.Jodha's was literally boiling by now ,when Rehan hops from Mirza's lap and goes to Jodha and asks"Mama chocate (chocolate)dena peezh(please)".then suddenly an idea struck in her mind and she smirked.

"Bhabi aap toh has rahe hain,aapko koi problem nahi hain kya bhai kisi ladki ke saath flirt karte toh?"mirza asked.

Jodha didn't answered and made Rehan to sit in her lap and whisphered something in his ear's to which Rehan clapped in excitement and nodded.

Jodha set's him on his feet so he can go.While a confused Salima asks what was she going to do now?

"Bas Salima just watch what my ladla beta will do to his dad"said Jodha with an Evil smile on her face.

On other hand Jalal felt someone's hand crept into his denim's pocket .He looks down to see Rehan struggling to find something in his pocket.while the girls just adore's Rehan and with an innoncent face Rehan asks"DADA MELI CHOCO?"as Rehan called him dada all the girls were shocked and Jalal smiles sheepishly and then he gently makes Rehan to sit on his lap and says-"Baby abhi mama ke paas jao mein abi aapkeliye apki choco leke ati hoon ,ok",and Rehan hop's from his lap and gives a wet sloppy kiss on Jalal's kiss and says"Love U Dada".and after Rehan left all the girls curses him and gave a huge lecture and left the table.

while back on the table everyone are laughing like mad.Jalal asked"Who's idea is this?".All of them looks at Jodha who laughing holding her tummy and tear's in her eyes.

"woh toh yeh aapka kiya hua kaam tha madam"said Jalal poutingly.Before Jodha could say anything Rehan again asks"DADA MELI CHOCO?".to which all of them laughs even more,including Jalal."Haan mera sher, chalo mein apko apki choco kiladetha hoon". ***************************************************
After reaching home Jodha changes Rehan's clothes and was about to say his bed time story ,but Rehan asks her"Mama mujhe bhi woh choti si doll chahiye ,jo woh aunty ke paas hai".

Jalal also joins them and Rehan asks him too.While Jodha smiles and say "Baby,Woh bhi aapki tarah choti si baby hai"

."Toh mujhe bi woh aunty vala doll chahiye mama"he asks very cutely,while Jodha blushes badly.

Jalal is enjoying very much to see Jodha going all red while Rehan is making her more embrassed with his demand's.

"Rehan baby,papa toh ready hain apko apki choti si behen ko dene keliye,lekin pata nahi apki mama ready hai ya nahi"said Jalal with a sly smirk.

"Mama bhi ready hai dada ,aap dono mujhe jaldi se choti doll dedo na pleash."Rehan said very innocently not knowning how hard his dada is going to make his mama to fulfill his sister vala wish tonight.

****BACHELORETTE PARTY****


"Just text me Ruku,if u find something fishy.""Yeah,babes.Don't worry,now let me play my cards." Rukaiyya texted back.

"Ok,then all the best,yaar."replied Jodha."Yaar,do u think that boys will arrange bachelor party,even after we said no."asked Salima.

"On whom u are showing trust Sallu,they are boys after all."said Moti."Aur nahi toh kya,after all it's Jalal khan's party,they won't leave any stone unturned."said Jodha crossing her arms.

"But guys,what will they do in bachelor's party,I mean we never saw what they do?"said Salima.Moti sighs and said"Sallu grow up,u r becoming mom in few months and you are saying that u don't have any idea about bachelor's party."

"I just know that ,they will drink that's it."answered Salima.Jodha smiles at her sweet friend and says"Sallu,they just don't drink baby,they do many more things."

."Many things like what?"asked Salima raising her eyebrows."Like having fun watching pole dance"answered Moti.

"Even lap dance"said Jodha with a pout."That means they will be having fun with other women"asked Salima.

Jodha and Moti nods their heads and sit beside her."That means even Abdul enjoyed same way in his bachelor's party,right?"asked Salima.

"Don't blame Abdul,in logon ki bachelor party ka sara credit mere would be ko jata hai."pouted Jodha."U mean Jalal"said Salima.

"Yeah,whom do u think will get these ideas?"said Moti teasing Jodha."Come on guys,I've to be careful with Jalal.U know na kitna bada flirt hai."said Jodha.
Both Salima and Moti starts to tease her.

On other side,Rukaiyya and Mirza were sleeping peacefully in their roon,correction pretending to sleep.Suddenly Mirza opened his eyes and turned to check on Rukaiyya.Satisified,with his checking he slowly pushed the duvet aside.

After sometime he came out of the washroom all ready to go.He opened the door slowly and turned to see Rukaiyya to make sure that she is asleep and went out with a sigh of relief and gush of excitement.Rukaiyya wakes up with a click of the door and sits straight on bed.She wasn't asleep at all,she was only pretending to be.She was actually keeping eye on him.

Girls had noticed that from last few days,boys were having some secret talks and whenever anyone used to be around they just used to split and get themselves busy,pretending that everything is normal.

Jodha got suspected with their behaviour and asked to keep an eye on them.On Jodha's request Rukaiyya kept an eye on them and she got successful.They were indeed a planning on Jalal's bachelor party.

When Mirza went to washroom his mobile light flashed.She checked it&it was a message from Jalal asking about his arrival to the party.She thought to follow Mirza&catch them red handed,she gets off bed &changes&texts to Jodha.

Back at Jodha's house,girls are having fun time pulling each other's legs.Suddenly,Jodha gets a text.Moti,reads the text&says."Guys,Ruku ka msg hai,she texted that they were having party today itself not tmrw."

"I know,after all he is flirt khan."said Jodha."But we don't know where they are going to party."said Salima."Don't worry,Ruku said she was following Mirza."said Moti.

They soon changed&were waiting for Rukaiyya's text.On other side,Rukaiyya was following Mirza's car.She was shocked to a girl stepping inside his car."Mirza,I m gonna kill u."said Rukaiyya.

Soon,Mirza and Rukaiyya reached the club.Rukaiyya texted club's name.Soon after reading text,the girls sped off.

Inside club,Mirza found Jalal standing near bar.He makes his way towards Jalal&saw Jalal,When his phone rang up.Jalal is waiting for the person to pick up call"Hello,hello Mirza,where are u?".

"Peeche dekh,buddy."came the reply&Jalal turns back&see Mirza grinning."Hey man,I thought u willnot make up."Jalal said hugging him&looks for someone."They are on the way buddy,but tell me what will u do when Jodha comes to know about this"asked Mirza with glint of mischief in his voice.

Jalal smirks&answers"So what,along with Jo even Ruku will also know."Mirza glares at him."Yaar,chill Mirza.I think right now they are sleeping.Agar pakad bi gaye na sab saath mein hi phasenge na."said Jalal.

"phase toh tum chuke ho Jalal"echoed someone voice.Jalal turns&screams"Abdul,Maan"."Yaar Jalal,itna toh banta hai,after all u are the one who organized our bachelor's party,toh yeh ab humari bari."said Maan hugging Jalal.

"But plan,to mast hai Jalal.Girls must be thinking that we are sleeping now."said Abdul. "That's why I planned to have party today not tmrw"said Jalal grinning to his frnds.

Soon the lights went off&a spotlight fell on a girl standing with her back towards them&she started to dance on Yaar na miley. All the boys look towards the girl&then towards each other&screams"Let's hit the floor"&joins the floor.

Outside Rukaiyya was getting restless,waiting for the girls.In no time the girls reach the club."Guys,what took you so long to come?"asked Rukiayya."Yaar,we got stuck in traffic."answered Jodha."Guys,come fast .I think the party has started."said Rukaiyya dragging the girls in to club.

Girls enters the club hiding their faces.They were outside thinking how to go in,then they saw group of girls going in&gets mixed with them.Their jaws dropped to ground seeing their husbands dancing shamelessely with the dancers.

"I can't believe Abdul,can lie to me"said Salima with tears(due to her pregnancy hormones."Ek baar mere haath pad jaye,I will just kill him.said Rukaiyya glaring at Mirza."orelse what,ghar mein biwi aur yaha baharwali"said Moti,seeing Maan.

On other side,Jodha's expressions are filled with pure anger seeing Jalal dancing with lead dancer.The song comes to end,boys turn&see the girls glaring them.They look towards each other&find Jalal missing.They makes a crying face&screams"MAMMA".

In hallway,Jo goes in fit of anger&jealousy,when suddenly someone pulls her she gasps&findsJalal.She pushes him&turns to go,but again he pulls her&traps her against wall"Listen Jo,it's just for fun."

Jodha gives a fake smile&says"It's ok,Jaan.Enjoy ur party.&kisses him and leaves.Jalal was stunned with her cool&thinks"Kuch toh pak raha hai iss ke devil mind mein.

"All the boys leave to Jalal's house&start's to think what to do.On other side,girls were burning in jealousy.All of sudden,Jo says"Guys,kal mera bachelorette party hai."What?"all the 3 of them say in unison.

"Yeah,tmrw we r going to have fun,rather say it Revenge.said Jo giving a smirk.The girls got her point&shouts"party time."

Next day,all the guys except Jalal came to Jodha's house to pacify their wives.To their surprise,all of them behaved very lovingly.


"Yaar,Jalal's doubt is true.kuch toh pak raha hai."said Mirza.&without thinking they go to Jalal's house.

"Yaar buddy,u r right,they r planning something,or else why would they behave all lovey dovey"said Maan"What shall we do now?asked Abdul."Let me call,Sukanya di&ask what r they planning up to"said Jalal dialing to Sukanya.

"Hello,Jalal."came the reply."Hey di,actually I called u to ask,what is Jodha doing'"said Jalal."U did'nt talk with her"questioned Sukanya.

"Woh,actually her phone was switched off na,that's why."answered Jalal"Oh,they went to club,for Jodha's bachelorette party." "What,bachelorette party?shouted Jalal.

"Yeah,u don't know."asked Sukanya."No Suku di,but can u say where they went?asked Jalal."Yeah,they went to the club where u guys goes often."said Sukanya."OK,di .I got an imp work.Will talkto u later&thnks for the information."said Jalal."It's ok Jalal."replied sukanya.

He cuts the call&turns to see guys waiting for him to speak."They went to celebrate Jo's bachelorette party guys."said Jalal.

"What?"the guys questioned in unison."They r planning for a revenge.so they r celebraring Jo's party."Jalal pouted.

"What r u waiting for,then come we will go there."said Maan dragging the boys.

Soon they reached the club.Mirza talks to the manager&gets bartender's dress.Soon they disguise themselves.

Once entering in Mirza's got shock,seeing Rukaiyya dancing with a guy,his eyes popped out seeing her smacking on the guy's butt.Seeing him,all the guys laughed.

Maan chocked when he saw Moti,was doing a belly dance.Abdul was searching for Salima,he didn't believe his eyes,when he saw his sweet Wife,cheering no no screaming standing on the table.

All the while Jalal was laughing seeing his frnds,but his smile faded when he heard Moti announcing"Now it's time for the bride's performance."

His became wide seeing her standing there in a black colour halter neck thigh length dress.The lights went off &spotlight fell on Jo&she started to sway her hips,to the song...


Honthon pe beimaaniyan,

(Jo turns back,Jk's eye's pop out,while the girls r cheering her&guys r laughing seeing Jalal)

karle karle ; thodi nadaaniyan..

(She slowly goes towards the bar&pulls Jalal's tie,with that he goes with her on floor)

Honthon pe manmaanhyaan.Karle karle,thodi nadaaniyan...


(Jo keeps his hands on her waist&dances seductively,poor soul was totally shocked seeing her avatar)

Mujhe aadhi raat ko sataane lage

(even he starts to dance with Jo)

Tu aaja paas,ye bulaane lage,Tujhe chhoona chaahe.Mere ye ,mere ye mere.(Jo pulls him towards her&sings)

Pink lips,pink lips,pink lips,pink lips,pink lips,pink lips. .

The song comes to an end,but suddenly Jo removes the false beard from Jalal,all of them gasps seeing him.

Jo comes close to Jalal&say"Do u still think that bimbo dance better than me."No,Jaan."he said huskily.

Jo leans closer&gives a passionate kiss.He was totally dazed by the kiss.He comes back to his sense,when he heard her saying"YOU R SOLELY MINE"&again kiss him.

She breaks the kiss&saw him smirking.This time he leans closer&says"I loved u r revenge jaan,hope I would get these punishments in future too."She winks at him.

"Jalal humara kya hoga."said the guys."Turn back guys"said Jodha.Soon after they turned back,their lips were sealed by their respective wives.Jodha turns back,&again Jalal gives her a deep kiss...

***************************************************


"Jalal khan,kya apko mohtarma Jodha se nikah qubool hai.?asked Maulvi.

"QUBOOL HAI"...Jalal replied wide a wide smiled.

mohtarma Jodha kya apko Jalal khan se nikah qubool hai?asked maulvi.

"QUBOOL HAI"Jodha replied shyly looking at her husband.

****DARE TO KISS****


"Nai,mela baby,rote nai.Dada is on the way.",from past 30 min Jodha was having tough time to make her 2 yr old son, Ridhwan calm down.
But the lil boy was missing his dada's company alot.They planned to have some family time at beach,but her husband as usual was late.

Jodha took her mobile and punched the numbers in anger,she literally shouted on the other person,when he answered the call"Jalal,kaha pe margaye tum,come fast.Ridhu was crying for you from half-an-hour.I just can't see him crying".her tone became soft by now and her eyes are lined by tears.

"Sweety,I m on the way.just give me 10 min baby."said Jalal to pacify her.She wiped her tear and answered"Come fast Jalal."

Seeing his mamma having tears,the lil boy stopped crying and kissed her cheek and said"Mamma no lona".

Jodha smiled at her son's concern,she opened her arms to him,to which the lil boy with out thinking hopped on her."I m so sorry,sweety.woh actually I was caught up in traffic,that's why I got late"said Jalal."Dada"the lil boy wrigled in Jodha's arms,seeing his dada standing there with balloons.

Jalal smiled at his son's antics and took him in his arms.He glanced at Jodha,who was looking dull."Sweety,I m so sorry.nxt time pakka I will come in time.now plz don't keep that face,I hate it so much."said Jalal giving her a side hug.

Jodha placed her head on his shoulders and said"Jalal,u know na I can't see Ridhwan crying.that's why I got emotional and shouted on u.I m so sorry."

Jalal smiles and says"It's ok Jaan.".Both son and father duo,get busy in their own world.All the while,Jodha was laughing seeing their antics.

Suddenly her attention turns towards a couple who are kissing,she smiled and turned to see the man who was her love,playing with their symbol of love.A single kiss,it took a single kiss to make her fall in love.
*****FLASH BACK****
"Let's play truth or dare"said Moti.

Rukaiyya noded and said"Alright,game on."Salima sat up excited and said,"I already have a great dare!".

"Oh no,"Jodha muttered shaking her head and said"Remember the last time we played this?Sallu got escorted out by mall cops."

"Stop being such a baby,Jo"Rukaiyya teased,"I guess you're going to go first then".Jodha sighed and thought that they wouldn't make her do anything crazy or embarrasing,and said"Fine,I pick truth."
They all groaned.Moti sighed,"Who do you like?"."No one,"Jodha replied and asked"Moti, truth or dare?".
Moti glanced at Jodha and said"Um...dare."Jodha smiled and said"I dare you to go over to that fat lady and steal her burger ".

Moti stood up and walked over to that fat lady.Suddenly she grabbed the burger and ran.The lady stood up and ran after her,not making it far before she gave up and went back to her seat giving all curses to Moti.

Back on table everyone burst out laughing listening to the lady.A few minutes later Moti returned with a hoodie.

"Nice",Jo smirked."Devil",Moti smacked her.

"Your turn Ruku,truth or dare?"Moti asked.Rukaiyya said"Truth"."Are you dating Mirza?"Moti asked.Rukaiyya blushed and said"Yeah".

Jodha squealed,while Salima and Moti slapped their foreheads."I said na,she's dating Mirza.Now give my 5000/- as per bet.

Both of them pouts and give money to Jodha."Who's turn is it?"Jo asked while keeping the money in her bag.

"Mine"Salima beamed."Okay truth or dare?"Rukaiyya asked."Truth".Rukaiyya frowned and asked "Did you steal my snickers yesterday?"."Yeah"Salima answered easily.Rukaiyya smacked her.

Now everyone turned towards Jodha."Crap,its my turn now?"she groaned.Salima glanced at Jodha ,something sparkling in her eyes.She was up to something awful up her sleeve."Truth or dare,Jo?"Salima leaned to closed to Jodha.

Jodha pushed her away and said"Truth"."You can't choose truth twice.It's against rules"Moti smirked wickedly."You never said that before"said Jodha pouting.

"We're saying it now"Rukaiyya said."You have to choose dare"."Fine!Dare!"Jodha felt like she was going to regret this.Salima whispered"We dare you to kiss a stranger,anyone for one minute"." And they have to break the kiss"Rukaiyya chided.


"That's evil!"Jodha glared at them."I know"Salima said."We got to pick the guy too.okay..."she scanned the crowd and picked out a random guy"."That guy in black shirt"Jodha turned back and saw a group of guys talking.

Jodha pointed to a skinny one and asked"That guy?".Salima shook her head "No,the tall one."Jodha looked back saw a tall guy leaning against the wall,talking on his mobile.
His shirt's top two buttons were unbuttoned,his eyes high.He looked like a complete playboy jerk.

Jodha stood up and took a deep breath and walked.She sauntered over to him.Jodha could hear her friends lauging.

The group of guys glanced at her.Jodha pushed her black locks aside and stopped in front of the guy.He raised an eyebrow and said"Hi?"
"I m really sorry for this"Jodha muttered as she captured his cheeks and forced his head down.Geez he was tall.She stepped on her toes and pressed her lips against his.1...2...3...4...5...what the hell?!"Jodha thought.

His arms wrapped around her waist,tilting his head to the side to deepen the kiss.He bit her bottom lip asking for entrance and she allowed it...Omg!his tongue swept over her and she moaned.

Finally,he released her.The guys were howling at them.Jodha took her steps back.The guy smirked and asked,"Did you loose a bet or something?".

"What makes you say that?"she asked flustered.He stepped closer to her and gave a peck on her lips and said"Because no cute girl just run up to a random guy and kisses them".

"It was a dare"Jodha muttered,cheeks burning,she ran away from him.She heard him yell"Sweety if u want one more kiss call me,I m always at your service."

Jodha glared at him and opened her mouth to say something,but ignored it and ran away when she saw him coming towards her.

Next day,in college-

"Did anyone of you guys seen the new guy?"Moti asked.""What new guy?"Rukaiyya asked."Like every new comer,may be this guy is also a nerd."Salima said.
Moti shook her head and said"No,shreya told me that he was hot and was more than Mirza's standards."."What's his name?"Jodha asked while having her chocolate shake.

"Jalal ...something."Moti grinned.Rukaiyya stood up and asked,"I m going to library,who wants to come along."Jodha got up and said"I need to get a book."
Moti and Salima decided to stay back.Rukaiyya and Jodha arrived library and Jodha saw Mirza raising his hand from the deserted section.Both of them walked towards Mirza.Suddenly Jodha's eye caught a guy coming towards their side.

Mirza went towards the guy and introduced"Girls,this is Jalal khan a.k.a J.k,my cousin,he's just transferred,I'm showing him around for today."

Jalal glanced at Jodha,keeping somewhat interested look on his face but his eyes told a different story.Jalal extended his hand towards Jodha."Washroom!"Jodha gasped out and ran out of library.Hell,she didn't want to go to washroom.
She just needed to be as far as possible away from that guy."Found you!"someone screamed behind her and Jodha leapt to her feet,she flung her hands out,hitting someone.
Jodha opened her eyes and stared at a pissed of Jalal."What the hell was that ,happened in library?"he barked,looking seriously pissed off."Uh...what are you doing in girl's washroom?"she asked.Jalal leaned against the door and replied"Looking for you".


Jodha felt heat on her face and she was hoping it wasn't turning read,"What do you want?"

"Hmm...let me think.I want a mustang and I want to go Andaman."he said with sarcasm."I'm just going to go now"she muttered and pushed him and walking down the hallway.
Jalal got up with her and stepped in front blocking her way."Listen Jo-".
But she squatted his face.Jalal glared,"Can you stop doing that?""My granny told me not to talk to strangers,"she said.He came closer to her and said"But it's okay to kiss strangers,right?"She raised an eyebrow and he leaned closer,"Yup,sweety.I remember.It was one hell of a kiss too"."It was a dare!"she defended.
He raised an eyebrow this time and asked,"Are you sure?You seemed really into it and honestly I didn't mind kissing you back,"."Oh yeah,well it won't happen again,"she answered.
"Really?"he trapped her against the wall and leaned his lips down to her ears.His hot breath scared her skin,"Listen carefully sweety,we're going to spend a lot of time together for the next couple of weeks or months or years or even a life time because you're mine,JODHA and get that feed in your little brain."and he again gave a passionate kiss to her .

True to his words he made her to fall in love with him and today they have a symbol proving their love for each other.Jodha smilingly turned towards Jalal and saw him giving his trademark smirk.
He leaned closer to her and asked"Truth or dare,Mrs.khan?".Jodha in a husky tone said"I'll go with dare Mr.khan."Jalal looks in her eyes and said,"I give you,DARE TO KISS me."
Jodha moves closer,while Jalal closes his eyes and he gets a wet kiss on cheeks,he opens his eyes and see his lil son kissing his other cheeks.
Both of them laughs seeing each other.Jodha pulls his cheeks and gives Jalal a wet kiss like her son..

**** MEET MY CRAZY FAMILY****

Jodha's narration:

My thesis statement will either make u laugh or roll u r eyes."MY FAMILY IS COMPLETELY &UTTERLY INSANE".

Your'e probably thinking "Yeah right whose family is not crazy?"ok I got u guys r confused let me tell u in detail why my family is crazy.

It's really crazy I tell u guys.I have been dealing with these guys from past 5yrs.oh I was blabbering quite sometime with out introducing me,I m Jodha singh oops...soory Mrs.JODHA JALAL KHAN,wife of Mr.Crazy JALAL KHAN,owner of Khan industries and mother of 2 cute lil imp's AAYAN (3)&AASMAA.(1 1/2).

Firstly let me introduce u my beloved hubby,who was called as Angry youngman by his employees and as cunning shrewd by his rivals,well they don't know about Mr.crazy JK.

Let me tell our first meet,

How can any1forget their 1st meeting.Infact I still remember when we met each other.

It was lunch break,I was chatting&laughing with my frnds.But don't know from where I saw a guy running towards me followed by some goons.I was too shocked what was happening infront of me.

That guy came towards me and held my hand and started to run,without giving any 2nd thought I ran along with him to university grounds like a lady Milka singh .

He suddenly turned me front & now I was facing those goons who kept their knives on my throat,without thinking anything I just screamed "MAMMA"and started 2 cry.

That guy came forward &gave some money 2 those goons and turned 2 me.

"Hey r u alright?...he asked running his hand in his hairs, and spoke "actually it was a dare, beautiful,hope you r fine"he said with a mischievous smirk.

It took me some seconds to realise what happened and without further thinking I gave a tight slap on his face and left from there crying.

OMG it was a breaking news nxt minute that Mr.Popular got a slap .If u guys guess, that guy is none other than Mr.crazy hubby.

But what an irony I fell for him head over heels,and married him and now I m having 2 beautiful imp's as our symbol of love.


Ahh!how can I forget my delivery experience ,it was totally crazy bcz of my hubby.I was 9 months pregnant with my son AAYAN,yeah Jalal consider's him as gods gift ,that 's why he named him Aayan.

"ok nowcoming back,I was 9 months pregnant,and one day I suddenly got in to labour ,but all thanks 2 Abdul bhai&Salima who took me 2 hospital.

"wondering where my husband was?,actually he fainted seeing me in labour even in that much pain I just couldn't help but laugh at my hubby,who took care of me all these months but when I need him most he was in unconscious state."
For world he may b a arrogant&rude man but for me ,he was the craziest guy I have ever met and I m so blessed 2 have him as my partner.

Now let me introduce my son,DADA'S BUDDY Aayaan,he's a carbon copy of me but he inherited those crazy traits from his dada.

He's a great animal lover ,generally People make dogs&cats as their pets,but my son was unique .

u guys don't believe me but my Aayan's pet is a frog,ewwh...

"let me tell u how he got that stupid frog in my house .one day the trio was watching animal planet and they saw a slogan "SAVE ANIMALS".

My Aayan being a kind hearted boy one evening after playing with his frnd came back 2 home and gave me his waterbottle.

Well then I heard some sound and movements in the bottle,and I called Jalal for help.when Jalal opened the bottle a frog jumped from the bottle on the floor and I jumped on Jalal.

My always cool , attitude son came and very lovingly kept that frog in aquarium.Yucks...I know that was awful.

But I can't refuse my Aayan's demand so I let that frog 2 stay in aquarium along with my fishes and I try to eat my foid hardly when that stupid frog croaks.If u guys r raising a frog as pet ,if u want name for it plz do feel free for asking name for it, my husband Mr.crazy will help u.""

By the way I forgot 2 tell that these guys named that frog as SLIMY."But I still hate that frog bcz my little daughter being dada's princess tries to kiss that ewwh...wishing that will turn into a prince.I know she's a totally disney freak..

ok then, Not but not least let me introduce my sweet daughter,AASMAA,yes she was dada's precious &bhaiya's lil doll,a bundle of energy and a fighter by birth. ,

she was really hyper active from the stage of foetus,aww...I remebered on delivery day,after taking Aasmaa from womb she didn't cry ,we all were worried for her.

The doctor continously hit on her bums,after few sec she started 2 cry and doctor was busy in cutting the umbilical cord,then my phulan devi to take her revenge on the doctor for hitting her just kicked on his****.

"oh well that doctor lost his balance and fell down and the scissors in his had hit the nurse,the nurse who was having an injection in her hand injected it 2 other nurse and after 2 min evrything was messed,while my princess was smiling there 2 which we couldn't help but smile.



"CRAZY...FUNNY...STUBBORN...this is my family.well I have come to conclusion that I shouldn't really call my family crazy bcz I m just like them.

I never realized how much I like them untill I told u guys and how much I love all these lil oddities &weird habits and that there not just their weird habits they were mine to.

I never realized how much I love these guys r my family till now&that I should thank god for everyday I get 2 spend with them.
after all they are my life.


"MERI BIWI HAI...
MERI MAMA...
NAI MELI MAMA"...
"Can u hear their screams?"
Oh! no, should go now orelse who loves Jodha most war will never end,so bye bye,take care and love your family...

Update os soon and ur ff nest chapter soon pm me.

Nice and cute os buddy poor jalal and devil jodha plz continue buddy btw i have already read it but again read it bahut majaa aaya

Originally posted by: swriter

Nice and cute os buddy poor jalal and devil jodha plz continue buddy btw i have already read it but again read it bahut majaa aaya

I'm compiling all my os at one place.so that it can b easy to read for new members.

Thanks for this os thread plzz update nest chapter of miss cool and Mr**** nest chapter soon

nice though u put all ur os under 1 thread...
it was awesome lovely nd funny to read all d os again... thanks for this...